Epiphany.
 

Yes, but who's on your crush list?

P.S. you need to get rid of the "you bore me" line.

Epiphany.
 

Go to hell.

Epiphany.
 

Love means never having to say you're sorry. I am the first to admit that never should have used the emoticon. No good can come from emoticons.

Epiphany.
 

Oh Fuck Off.

Epiphany.
 

Share? Then why did I just shell out another $60 to sponsor this "community" for two more weeks? Because nobody else did, that's why. I thought the first time might spur some of you to pony up..but noooooo. Cheap bastards. Yammering on about your jetsetting, high falootin, "I get to spend more money than anyone in the world on clothes," fancy schmancy mixed drinks lifestyles and all the while secretly PMing each other to say "hey let's get TF, the beer-swilling sucker from the patch, to carry our bags for us so we have more money for pisco sours or mojitos or whatever else people who don't care to throw cash to LawTalkers drink." You all are just lucky that I am still so angry with our bullpen and (not doing shit) manager to feel slighted by you.

Epiphany.
 

:sportswav

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

Cornell University says to use dry cleaning solvent. NFH says throw it away, get a new one, and never eat pesto for lunch again. Or salad with vinigrette.Cornell stain removal database

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

This is what you do. Don't put any water on it. Sprinkle liberal amounts of talcum powder on it. Wait several hours (overnight, maybe). Then gently brush the powder off. Usually, an oil stain on silk can be removed that way.

If you're at a loss, club soda and salt.

Epiphany.
 

Not so. http://www.jeffpylenz.com/INCREDIMAI...MILIES/326.gif

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

This sounds strangely titilating. And prurient, in an a way that has no redeeming social value.

Epiphany.
 

I thought love was higher than a mountain, thicker than water.

Less (You are this dreamers only dream, Heaven's angel , devil's daughter) inSF

Epiphany.
 

Confidential to Pretty Little Flower:





only flower read please-



maybe I'm too thin skinned also, but those of us on East Coast time have been getting beat up by our bosses and other lawyers for a hour longer than you, so sometimes we're in a vulnerable place later in our day, and you're still at a mid-morning buzz when everything is possible. maybe if you keep your meaner posts to the earlier hours it would be better. fwiw I hope things do work out with you and your crush- whomever she/he might be!

you don't have to change much really, like the post I questioned:
rather than the this is funny/this is not, which I hope you see was hurtful, you could say "I really thought your post was clever and funny." Anyone here would take you saying they were funny as a humongous compliment, because everyone respects your sense of humor! you could then say "Oh, before i forget, I think the smilie face detracts from your post, FWIW." people here like when you use acronyms- it makes us all feel like insiders.

have you read "Queen Bees?" it about junior high in groups- and the fashion board is definately a place where there is the in group- most of us are out, but you are an insider, you are a close friend/confidant of the queen bee! when you attack- it stings!

so anyway, it sounds like things will be cool going forward

Epiphany.
 

Wrong. Love lifts us up where we belong.

Epiphany.
 

Did they fire Bobby Cox and hire a manager? When did that happen because I missed it?

A little help here please
 

Anttwat = NTTAWWT

Someone mentioned that is how em hears it in ems head when reading it, and it struck several people's fancy. I am beginning to find I have to restrain myself from saying it to people in the real world now. Damn the FB!

Franken wins suit
 

from cnn story -

NEW YORK (CNN) -- A federal judge, saying, "This is an easy case," Friday ruled against Fox News in its lawsuit asserting that a new book by liberal satirist Al Franken violates their trademarked slogan, "fair and balanced."

Fox was seeking an injunction to halt distribution of Franken's book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right."

U.S. District Judge Denny Chin, after listening to about half an hour of oral arguments, said the lawsuit was "wholly without merit, both factually and legally."



what was left out of the story --

Judge Chin went on to comment "Frankly I'm surprised that the marketing honchos at Fox News failed to recognize that the only likely outcome of this frivilous suit is increased book sales for Mr. Franken. What a bunch of fucking bozos."


Added bonus, here's the cite -- http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/08/22/fo...ken/index.html

Franken wins suit
 

You know it's funny, I really wanted to see that quote in there. But my favorite part is this...
For example, one chapter is called "The Chapter on Fox: They Distort, We Deride or We Retort, They Have Lied or They Purport, We Decry or They Are Short, We Have Plied or Smorty Smort, Blort Deblort."

Another chapter focused on O'Reilly is subtitled, "Lying, Splotchy Bully."

Yeah, liklihood of confusion.

Girl Scout Cookies
 

That's what I love about those girl scout cookies -- the convenient single-serving sleeves. Why do you have only 1/2 a portion? That's will-power, baby!

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

Did you get that from Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

Will this also remove Gibb pablum from my head?

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

That song that goes "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you, I know you were right, [something something something] so long . . ." -- is that Gibbs or Air Supply?

This subject line has nothing to do with the post
 

It's Air Supply, and you are a wretched whore.

Tax Hottie
 

I love your avatar. It makes me think of a medicine cabinet for some reason, and there's nothing better than Hello Kitty on psychotropics.

This subject line has nothing to do with the post
 

No worse than PJ who has fucking Barry Manilow running through my head. I've already been taken to task today for singing "at the Copa, Copa Cabana, the hottest spot north of Havanna." Make it stop!!!!!

Tax Hottie
 

Yeah, it's pretty damn cute, ain't it? They should make Psychedelic Kitty. Medicine cabinet though, that's weird.

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

"believing for so long"

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Damn, I'm always way behind the trend.

:e/o:

Air Supply
 

Damn you all. Now I have Air Supply running through my head. This is embarrassing.

Tax Hottie
 

It was your medicine cabinet.

Less (having to explain an inside joke to the insider may be my lamest post ever) inSF

Air Supply
 

Oddly this discussion put the following little ditty in my head:

I think I love you
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid I can't be sure of
A love there is no cure for

Ghost in a Jar Fallout
 

I have to tell you, that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Long live the ghost in the jar!

Tax Hottie
 

Doh, I forgot all about that. That was a long time ago. My medicine cabinets are no longer graced by the lovely HK. I'm 30 now for Chrissake. :D

Tax Hottie
 

sweet thirty, and never been douple-penetrated in a gangbang. Ah, to be young again.

Epiphany.
 

It takes a big man to admit something like this and I feel enriched to have been in the presence of such a heroic act.....seriously......did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything I wish I could be. Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Tonite, when I'm drinking my pisco sour and using my home dipilatory kit on my legs, I'll think of you (more than I usually do at such moments) and it will be a thought of gratitude. An attitude of gratitude, iyw, sts.

Did you mean an American dollar or a Canadian dollar?

QE
 

Finally saw this last night for the first time. Did anyone think John Verdi, Port Authority Cop, looked a little like Robert Verdi, host of Surprise! by Design? Maybe it's just the bald-headed Italian thing. And that girlfriend really was beautiful, and her breasts indeed mesmerizing.

http://www.bravotv.com/images/Queer_...ode_108_03.jpg
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/su...anfeedback.jpg

And here's the girlfriend, for good measure:

http://www.bravotv.com/images/Queer_...de_108_291.jpg

tm

QE
 

Concur.

Enough Already
 

They do that in my neighborhood too, but there are two people at work with daughters in Girl Scouts.

I had to sell stuff for band and choir from junior high on so I take pity on neighbor kids and try to buy something from any of them who stop at my house.

What I really hate are the teams of teens and 20ish people from out-of-state inner cities (hell, if you're going to send inner city kids to my house, at least send some local ones) that get dropped off in teams to sell magazines in a neighborhood. When they came to my house last summer, at first I thought it was to support a non-profit organization. One girl told me that her life goal was to have her own business. When I asked what kind of business she wanted, she told me that she wanted to get her own teams of people to be selling magazines for her. When she told me this was a business, I figured out some creep was making money off this. Boo hiss.

MoreinSF
 

Originally posted by LessinSF

So some time after you turned thirty.... Let me guess, silex and atticus.

Oslo world's most expensive city
 

Originally posted by robustpuppy

Take it to the dry cleaners.

And don't fuck with it -- your residue will be even worse than the oil.

Arnie and Melissa Manchester
 

What is the deal with his teeth?

I have to say, despite all the Air Supply and stuff, really the song that's been going through my head since sometime yesterday is that Melissa Manchester song "You Should Hear How She Talks About You."

Don't know why. Maybe it will go through someone else's head now.