Re: i wonder if she's even really rich
 

I read this slam on educators as some indictment of the teacher's unions and the Dem party that supports them. If so, please take this to the politics board.

Re: i wonder if she's even really rich
 

You should check in over there because you may be needed as my second.

Re: i wonder if she's even really rich
 

No one noticed the failure to use a semi-colon?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I suppose I could have e-mailed another associate on Sunday night and instructed him or her review the brief first thing Monday morning and correct all the which-that mix-ups. That would have taken more time than fixing it myself, but you are correct that it is a bit unseemly to have to go about correcting associate grammar all the time. That is the approach I will take next time. Alternately, I will e-mail the original author of the brief with the message, "I noticed some grammatical errors. Fix them by the time I get in tomorrow."

Re: i wonder if she's even really rich
 

No.

Re: i wonder if she's even really rich
 

I did.

I like to leave such things in the hands of a service partner, and then abuse them about a few details when I read the documents a couple of days after they go out. Like inserting "however" ten times in a document one week, and then deleting all the "howevers" they stick in the subsequent round of documents. Also, it's much better to abuse the service partners than the associates, since the associates are usually cuter.

Still, whatever works for you.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

enough with the grammar, already. Though, I may be gone for a while so I guess carry on.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Where are you going, Cryptic Fringey?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Flower, help her fix up this post.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I believe it's shipment day for the bacon of the month club.


is it too early for fringey/bacon jokes?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

If we stop making fringey/bacon jokes the terrorists will truly have won.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

2, and for how long? And there better be a good excuse, like to a rehab center to get back more of the old Fringey spit and vinegar.

Not If You Paid Me
 

I am glad to have seen this warning on a friend's facebook page (who is involved with the show in some manner), so that I can avoid having to cauterize my eyeballs if I were to have browsed it by accident. <shudder> The end is nigh.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/objec...04031_3873.jpg

Re: Not If You Paid Me
 

You shouldn't admit to browsing Oxygen. People will talk. And by "people," I mean Hank.

Jessica White
 

Less, you can always cauterize your eyeballs with this:

http://azwallpapers.net/Celebrities/...e_1280x768.jpg

or:

http://www.wallpaperme.com/48251-2/M...unziker-24.JPG

TM

Fucking FDA
 

I'm pissed at the FDA for two reasons:

1. Classifying pyridoxamine, a naturally-occurring form of vitamin B6, as a drug, so it must be prescribed; and

2. taking Zicam off the market.

Zicam is a lifesaver for my colds. fuck.

Thurgreed, that woman in the bottom picture is not pretty. Sorry.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

You might feel differently if you couldn't smell any more.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

I'm pissed that Stallworth got 30 days for killing someone when driving drunk, while Vick has to fight tooth and nail for his life and career to not be completely over. Wtf?

I don't think she's that pretty either. But her body is quite ridiculous.

TM

Re: Fucking FDA
 

I have to admit that I didn't look at her face until after Gwink mentioned it.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

Putting aside Vick, which is a whole other story, wasn't the victim walking across the middle of a highway/freeway early in the morning, against the light, and so forth? In other words, if Stallworth weren't drunk he wouldn't have been charged with anything. Of course, if Stallworth weren't drunk he might have avoided him, but it wasn't a reckless rampage.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

you have a thing for forearms? elbows?

Re: Fucking FDA
 

For some reason, my attention was drawn elsewhere.

Also, I think she is pretty attractive overall, and think Gwink was a bit uncharitable, but I am not a fan of the tattoo.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

Why do you have to admit this? Does someone have a gun to your head?

Re: Fucking FDA
 

Because if I didn't I would have to work instead. So, basically, yes.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

Canadians have such a distorted view of how frequently firearms play into day to day life in america.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

"After a night drinking at a bar in Miami Beach’s Fountainebleau hotel, police said Stallworth hit Reyes, a construction crane operator who was rushing to catch a bus after finishing his shift around 7:15 a.m. Stallworth told police he flashed his lights in an attempt to warn Reyes, who was not in a crosswalk when he was struck.

Stallworth had a blood-alcohol level of .126 after the crash, well above Florida’s .08 limit."

I would imagine that it would have occurred to him that hitting the brakes, as opposed to say...flashing his brights, would be a better idea if he wasn't drunk. But at least he pulled over and called the cops afterwards. And 7:15 isn't "early in the morning" in the sense you seem to be using it. There had to have been plenty of light by then.

TM

Re: Fucking FDA
 

victim's family got a "substantial" amount of cash as settlement, which maybe played a part in making the plea go down so easy.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

There's plenty of precedent for NFL drunk drivers receiving little punishment after killing people. See Leonard Little:

"When tested, [Little's] blood alcohol level measured 0.19 percent, a level that exceeds the statutory level of intoxication of 0.08 in the state of Missouri. Little received 90 days in jail, four years probation and 1000 hours of community service."

Isn't (an unspoken) part of why Vick has been treated so harshly by the NFL b/c dogfighting also involves gambling? Isn't illegal gambling the NFL's biggest no-no?

I do think that the fact Vick served real prison time over some dogs, while Little and Stallworth (and many like them) get 90 days or whatever for recklessly killing a person is ridiculous. But that's not the NFL's responsibility.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

I'm not sure she is a "woman" by any legal definition either.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

I know many people who have driven drunk. I'd wager it's close to 100% of us, Mormons excluded. So the only difference between Stallworth and 100% of non-Mormon board denizens is whether they actually killed someone rather than simply taking a reprehensible risk of killing someone. I don't know anyone who's ever made a stupid impulsive and impaired judgment to make an animal fight to the death for his own enjoyment. Well, not an animal that a DA and 12 jurors would think was too cute to die.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

I would happily acquit anyone who staged a massive pit bull cage match in which only one pit bull in the world survived.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

maybe not fight, but I guarantee GGG has caught flies and pulled the wings off

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I will not have a full set of teeth before next week. And possibly not then. So the thread title is inapropos.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

The thread will be live for at least several more weeks.

Re: Fucking FDA
 

Stallworth: state court - one criminal act

Vick: federal court - continuing criminal act

Both were facing one felony count apiece. Stallworth was charged with DUI manslaughter. Vick had an indictment for "conspiracy to travel in interstate commercein aid of unlawful activities and to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture."

Could Stallworth have gotten a much longer sentence? Sure. I think the maximum term for DUI manslaughter in Florida is 15 years. Some news report stated that Vick faced up to 6 years in federal prison, but federal criminal sentencing is notoriously complex.

Stallworth didn't just get 30 days in jail. He agreed to 30 days jail, 2 years house arrest, 8 years of probation, a lifetime driver's privilege suspension and 1,000 hours of community service. I think Vick did less than a year before getting into a halfway house. Vick also had state charges that I believe ran concurrent to his federal time.

I agree that Stallworth's sentence seems light. But have I heard about cases where judges gave only local time (meaning jail, not prison) on DUI manslaughter cases? Sure. State judges have more discretion than federal judges on sentencing.

The settlement for the victims had a lot to do with Stallworth's deal. Not as much as people think, but that deal doesn't happen without the victim's family on board.

n.b. I think the tribal tattoo detracted from that model's bodaciousness, which was her best attribute.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

do you need a forwarding address for the bacon?

Re: Fucking FDA
 

Rottweilers, Dobermans and Akitas too?

amazing feats of strength
 

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...LizardPool.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp...e=5000#entries

Re: amazing feats of strength
 

If you must give us bad photoshops, couldn't they be salacious?