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Originally posted by Not Me

The penske's swarthy, metrosexual charm may get attention IRL, but his posts on the boards get even more.

Kayak story.
 

[Man with big voice]
This summer . . . in a world where nothing is as it seems . . . an ordinary outdoor adventure . . . becomes anything but ordinary.

[GRAPHIC TITLE] KAYAK MANIA!

You won't believe your eyes, as the hunter . . . becomes the hunted. The water becomes the enemy. Recreational water transportation will never . . . EVER . . . seem the same.

KAYAK MANIA, opens July 2, rating not yet determined.

Kayak story.
 

if you had relatives in the industry, instead of just a job., you'd know you need to get a teen sex teaser into the first 20 seconds of the trailer. unless you're going for highbrow here.

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I would imagine the skinny, little runt gets less action than a dead goat in tent full of dirty of Iraqi shepherds. Thus his need to talk to imaginary friends.

Like Not Me.

List-o-rama
 

Leading physics theories as women you've dated.

Bonus McSweeney's Lists:
List of Organizations, People, and Anthropomorphic Endangered Species That, for Funds-Soliciting Purposes, Purchased My Closely Held New Mailing Address from the ACLU, Which I Recently Joined, Ironically, to Support Privacy Rights.
Nic Duquette, I feel your pain; and

Albert Einstein College of Medicine Professor or Dr. Pepper Knock-Off Brand?

Truly Hot Women
 

Another thing that differentiates him from me. In the same way I am differentiated from you. Unless YOU count the camel action. NTTAWWT.

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The only camel action I have seen involved my tongue and your lady's camel toe.

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Where is this hatred for Penzke coming from? He seems like a benign enough individual to me.

Speaking of talking to imaginary friends, what praytell, are you doing here, eh?

chocolate, miles of
 

Yummmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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You would say that, you are his sock. I am not and thus am more willing to call a one-eyed jackass a one-eyed jackass. Which is he. NTTAWWT.

yo mammage a trois
 

How ironic. By the by, your mom says hi! And so does Penske's!

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Jimminy Christmas..even I know a sock when I see one.

You are giving real-life proles like me on this board a bad name.

Please go, now. And I thought a day in damned CLE gave me a headache -- you, my not friend, hurt what is left of my brain cells.

Can we now speak of beer or sex....or beer and sex....and HOCKEY....

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I don't do the beer thing or the hockey thing, and miles of chocolate, while very very good, is no substitute for sex.

I do want to know why I feel drunker off a couple not-huge glasses of wine than I do off like 3 or 4 margaritas.

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As if I would actually consider any of you tools friends of mine.

Penzke thinks he is funny. But we'll see how funny he is when he has one of these pointed up his kilt.

http://www.cigarettecards.co.uk/card...tary/tanks.jpg

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Oh my wee fringy-person, you should check out the hotties who engage in the hockey-love sport thingy (sorry Gwink--I do love it for the sport but they are HOT).

I think the wine-drunk has to do with the makeup of wine. Wine is usually like 13.5% alcohol. I think that might be the answer.

edit: did I mention how much I love the avatar that Leagl gave me oh so long ago? It is like Christmas every day.