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Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-07-2010 04:26 PM
Dr. Ruth
 
Q: My husband (in his 70s) would like to have sex every day. About two times a week is enjoyable for me, and he gets angry because my sexual needs are not as frequent as his. Should I give in?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/health...,4327407.story

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-07-2010 04:30 PM
Flower's new bike?
 
http://imagesforum.doctissimo.fr/mes...dildo_bike.jpg

Pretty Little Flower 05-07-2010 04:58 PM
Re: Flower's new bike?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 423384)
Yeah, right. Whatever, dude. You would not even be able to make that joke if you were Hank.

I do have those shorts, though.

Hank Chinaski 05-07-2010 05:48 PM
Re: Flower's new bike?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 423385)
Yeah, right. Whatever, dude. You would not even be able to make that joke if you were Hank.
I was able to make that joke...... in 6th grade.


ZzingIzingNzingG!

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-07-2010 06:02 PM
Re: Oops
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 423345)
are the doorways in that place extra wide, or the dog extra large, because it looks like a penis in his mouth, but one that appears decidedly thinner and shorter than usual, or at least the one I'm most familiar with.
Your wife told me she didn't let you watch our videos.....I feel so exposed....:o

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-07-2010 06:03 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 423365)
Happy Birthday, Thomas Pynchon.
Which sock does he post under?:confused:

ThurgreedMarshall 05-07-2010 06:14 PM
Re: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 423381)
Awl-trawling when all of a sudden . . . Schoolly D???

The clip from 1986 made me smile.

http://www.theawl.com/2010/05/school...nt-help-myself
Makes me want to watch King of New York. The best movie with any of Wesley Snipes, David Caruso, Laurence Fishburne and Christopher Walken (among others), no one has ever seen.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-07-2010 06:17 PM
Re: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423391)
Makes me want to watch King of New York. The best movie with any of Wesley Snipes, David Caruso, Laurence Fishburne and Christopher Walken (among others), no one has ever seen.

TM
Dissent.....

kiss my ring, its a frank white thing.....:D

ThurgreedMarshall 05-07-2010 06:24 PM
Re: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 423393)
Dissent.....

kiss my ring, its a frank white thing.....:D
Keep it up. I'll tell you this, though. I never killed anyone...that...didn't...deserve it.

TM

LessinSF 05-07-2010 07:41 PM
Was it a Buick Regal?
 
Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car

Adder 05-07-2010 07:53 PM
A little disturbed
 
That the Oyster Pub in daytona beach feature female waitstaff wearing tshirts on top and tights and underpants on bottom.

Also disturbed that I am in daytona a beach, although I think that may e be dtb across the bar.

notcasesensitive 05-07-2010 09:38 PM
Recognize
 
I was told yesterday in a forum wholly unrelated to lawtalkers (fine, it was on facebook) that I had a "nice ZING" on someone. They left off the exclamation points (and the red, and the itals), but I thought of y'all just the same.

Hank Chinaski 05-07-2010 09:55 PM
Re: A little disturbed
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 423396)
That the Oyster Pub in daytona beach feature female waitstaff wearing tshirts on top and tights and underpants on bottom.

Also disturbed that I am in daytona a beach, although I think that may e be dtb across the bar.
You probably might not need a condom to fuck dtb (she's got like a zillion kids) but you will need spell-check.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-07-2010 09:57 PM
Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 423370)
Dude, you killed the board. You better find some boobie pix to post.

And I'm not talking about these....

http://www.familyvacationco.com/Gala...vacation10.jpg
I think I was a day early. May 8.

dtb 05-07-2010 10:44 PM
Re: A little disturbed
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 423396)
That the Oyster Pub in daytona beach feature female waitstaff wearing tshirts on top and tights and underpants on bottom.

Also disturbed that I am in daytona a beach, although I think that may e be dtb across the bar.
SHHHHHH!!! You're going to blow my cover! I'm Deep, Deep, DEEP under cover.


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