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Excellent! Could you do a song parody for us now?

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That sucks. I finally finished writing the scene where Joe and Jean get into a long argument over the didacticism of Atlas Shrugged while at a grisly crime scene. Right after that they take turns choking a hooker and something explodes. Maybe I can reuse it in the next Herbie sequel.

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In Houston, the hipsters wear Dockers?

http://www.camh.org/Assets/Images/photo_steel_01.jpg

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I see no reason why this can't be a dolphin-to-dolphin exchange, made while floating over a tagged surfer.

See? We're almost done!

For the members of the FB book club: Library Thing

Organize and catalogue your books using the Library of Congress catalogue.

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And Oxford cloth!

Just as I was about to pan the idea of entering a whole bunch of info online, I realized that I know the inventor. Not from my Yale Law School days, however.

ETA: And if you don't want to enter all that info, Delicious Library will help you do it for books, cds, dvds, etc. Downsides: $40, and you have to get a Mac.

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Not everyone can pull off corduroy plaid. Or pink tulle. Pussy.

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I assumed you understood that I meant: Not as gay as that green and white striped shirt looks on you."

TM

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Who are those 3 people with Less and Plate?

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I think you misunderstood Weed's reply, he was seeing if you were interested.

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Oddly, I think one of them might be me. I don't remember ever going there. What was I drinking?

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Tea?

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hipster is all relative. Here's the normal crowd.


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Fashion advice on pants from Pleated Little Flower? Unpossible!

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What is that thing on that woman's hand? A white glove? A claw?

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Are you the bald guy in the back? Or the one in the paisley skirt? Are you the one with the claw?

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Those dudes are soooo going to tap serious ass later. Penthouse waterbed style.

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Oops, sorry man. I'm sure you look totally hip in Dockers.

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It's not a claw or a glove. You are seeing the chair behind her through a space between her midriff and arm.

This is why I would like you to provide links to your news cites so that we can fact check your summaries.

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What kind of collar are you wearing today?

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Funny. I actually thought the one dude looked like me too. The best I can do on the others would be Tax_Hottie, Reality_Bites, and Balt.

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Roman collar. Kicks ass in motion court. You always get the win.

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You have that bright of a smile?

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Also leads to serious ass-tapping, I'm told. Mostly of the underage boy variety, but ass-tapping, still.

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Yeah, but when you wear it to Orphans' Court . . .

eta: Doh! Ollie wins.

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Good call. Although I thought guys who wear those usually like blow jobs.

eta: I wish I knew the French word for "Shit!!!"

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Only first in time. I like yours better.

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They have that in Philly as well. The “art” makes you wish Warhol had never been born, but the Chianti’s alright if you slog down a primer of four fingers of vodka before you start the tour. “This is a watercolor of Denise, my neighbor who’s very Cosmopolitan... She came here from New York. She sunbathes nude and doesn’t shave her armpits.”

I like to debate the meaning of "Piss Christ." Riveting:

"I think its a man grappling with the fact that his faith is a lie."

"Well... Sometimes, a crufix in an acrylic bucket of piss is just that. I mean, you could be hanging a crucifix on the wall, and your bathroom could be broken, and you could slip on the stepladder and it could fall into the bucket and... where's that chianti?"

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You drink Chianti at art museum parties? I'm sure your spread collars go over big with the other patrons.

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I go bolo tie there, working the Santa Fe art guy bit...

"Well, you see, I deal in the most exotic turquoise available... they call it 'Desert Diamonds'..."

So I have to wash the pillowcases twice the next day... so what?

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I think I drank Bud Lite at the last one I attended. Some of that art looked pretty cool after I'd had a few.

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Do you pronounce turquoise as:
(a) tur-KWAAZ
(b) TUR-coyze
(c) [Other] _________ (fill in blank)


The answer to this has the potential to solve so many open questions.

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Next time, try the tea.

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Art looks better when you are sober and have to pee?

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I caught a little buzz. That's why I dropped the crucifix in the bucket.

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Torkoizway.

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You've stumbled into my next mind-blowing explanation of Piss Christ.

ETA: Double turds!

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You carry one too? How big?

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I am sure the Chianti-at-art-museum-party crowd would look at you like you had a Mojito growing out of your forehead if you actually tried to start a debate about Piss Christ in 2005.