Long time Lurker, First Time Poster
 

Good point. If you are penske, we are still on a break, and I am not coming on to you. Plus you have kids, which is pretty much a dealbreaker.

ETA Both of y'all suck.

Hats for Bats
 

No! Really? No way! Really? REALLY?

Hats for bats. Hats for bats.

Mexico? are you posting from Prison? Been caught stealing some undergarments, perhaps?

You have mistaken me for an underwear gnome. I, sir, am a Haitian voodoo god.

So
 

I know we've had this debate before, and I've never been in this position, but I just have to say that what your uncle did seems like the most selfish thing I can possibly imagine. You'd hurt someone you love (or once loved), in a very profound way, ON HER DEATH BED???? Just so you can feel better about yourself???

I'm as much of a sociopath as the next guy, but damn. That's cold. Cold cold cold.

So
 

Nein. And I only post this because I'm still annoyed (yes, I get annoyed at silly stuff I really should rise above) about that "old tits are ugly" guy. Well, they were 34 at the time, but still, way better than they were at 20.

More baseball
 

I saw the "headline" on the espn page about the Yankees signing Kyle "I feel like costing str8 $1,300 today by having a meltdown" Farnsworth, and wondered if the epic Game 4 NLDS collapse would make it into the story.

I was somewhat pleased to see that it did. I hope it's mentioned in every news story every written about this fuck face. I hope it's in his obituary.

What everyone forgets about this is that before the grand slam to Berkman, he walked some douchebag pinch hitter (Chris Burke maybe) to load the bases. Un-fucking-real. Like betting on Sergio with a 6 stroke lead.

"NEW YORK (AP) -- The New York Yankees agreed Friday to a $17 million, three-year contract with reliever Kyle Farnsworth, moving quickly to replace Tom Gordon as the primary setup man for Mariano Rivera.

The hard-throwing righty, who will be 30 in April, split last season between the Detroit Tigers and Atlanta Braves, who acquired him at the July 31 trade deadline. He combined to go 1-1 with a 2.19 ERA in 72 games, striking out 87 in 70 innings and walking 27.

Farnsworth allowed only five home runs during the regular season, but had a meltdown in Game 4 of the playoffs, when Atlanta wasted a 6-1 lead. He gave up an eighth-inning grand slam to Lance Berkman and a tying homer to Brad Ausmus with two outs in the ninth, and Houston went on to win in 18 innings and earn a spot in the NL championship series."

So
 

Agreed. If he'd done it on his deathbed, that would have been a different story. But when she was dying? that's just weird.

So
 

Wow, Torontonians won the male and female poll that year. Hoorah for us.

Long time Lurker, First Time Poster
 

My dancecard is full at the moment, thank you.

So
 

See, now that was my first guess, but SOMEBODY (okay, tm Diva) told me it wasn't you. And here I've been misdirecting my lust, on the internet. Not that ABBA isn't lust worthy. But still. I was cybercrushing Gwink w/out the picture. Now...

So
 

Right. Especially b/c ABBA has claimed to have large breasts, I think.* I should have figured that out.

Your old boobies looked great.

*no, I'm not saying you have small TITS.

So
 

Agh! Flinty swore up and down that those were ThrashersFan's!! Flinty, you fucker! I am never trusting you again!




(gwinky, you can almost feel the board's communal lust being redirected, no?)

So
 

Nope -- not large, just PERFECT.

So
 

Better than gwnc's? Prove it.