Pet Peeve
 

Pet Peeve
 

Caressed with finesse, hopefully by a breast but not with Zest (it STINGS!)...

I Salivate for All of You
 

At least those of you with weight problems and diabetes.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...d_030825174003

Lizard spit is good for you!

Places in DC to watch Roddick-Henman
 

FUCK. FUck FUck Fuck. FUCK.

Well, if I cant find a sports bar, with volume, which so far I cant. perhaps I can flip back and forth. But I am more into knowing who's the straight, and that was made clear last week when they pitted Franklin against Sean. Franklin is the fucking hottest. my perfect type. fuck.

i am miserable.

Pet Peeve
 

Zest soap stings? I have had, shall we say, positive reactions to caresses with soap (in the shower). Though I don't use Zest.

Things you have slurped.
 

That's what I think too, except I'm pretty sure he did the altAr boys as well. Sebby didn't discriminate just because they were a little "different."

Don't you know the teachings of Ecclesi-ass-tes?

Fried food tax
 

Are you saying that you own NO recording device whatsoever?

And this just in...
DUBLIN, Ireland, Aug. 26 — Ireland, noted for fried breakfasts of epic proportions, is chewing over the possibility of a special tax on fatty foods to tackle rising obesity levels.
“Some 60 percent of our population is now either overweight or obese and we would welcome any initiative (by the government) to tackle the problem,” Michael O’Shea, chief executive of the Irish Heart Foundation, told Reuters. Figures earlier this year showed 14 percent of Irish men and 12 percent of Irish women were obese. Some 32 percent of Irish children were overweight and 10 percent classified obese.
News the government is eyeing high-fat snacks follows recent moves to crack down on alcohol abuse — including a ban on pub “happy hours” — and a national furore over plans to prohibit smoking in bars and restaurants from next January.

If you take the smoking and the drinking out of Ireland, what are you left with?

Pet Peeve
 

Besides the fact that it is only post even remotely fucking funny so far today.

Of course pokeypig's puerile response was laughable, as was PLF's reference to marijuana -- I am sure that sent Narcy into quite a tizzy.

Random amusement
 

I just received an email entitled "You Won't Find a Better Pair."

I thought someone had mistakenly sent her 9/5 jpg to me instead of Leagl.

Turns out it was from J.Crew. They're trying to sell pants.

Things you have slurped.
 

Sigh. Now bridge of love ("come with me . . . my love . . . to the bridge, the bri-idge of love") can mock me on spelling. Dammit!!

More Musical Hell
 

Today at lunch "I Am A Woman In Love" or whatever it's called, was on. I think it's Streisand? Or possibly Linda Rondstat or however her name is spelled. Bleah.

Score One More For The Good Guys
 

Take that Clear Channel.

Score One More For The Good Guys
 

I don't get it.

Things you have slurped.
 

Now I'm confused. When they tell the story, it's "blowing strippers for money".

(Fits the "re:" line better, too.)

More Musical Hell
 

See? You are all far, far better off with Barry Manilow.

P(poor Lola)J

Random amusement
 

And you do not see the sad, but true, commodity analogy?

Fried food tax
 

Finland.

And who wants that?

Fried food tax
 

More Musical Hell
 

I think it was Streisand and Barry Gibb. Still better than Manilow.

More Musical Hell
 

Blasphemer. They cannot match the glory of his flouncy rainbow shirt no matter how hard they try.

Chocolate Bars for Better Health
 

Dark chocolate is good for your blood pressure:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/nati...-Pressure.html

This calls for some dark-chocolate-covered strawberries. Who needs all those unhealthy carbs and lame vegetables I usually eat for dinner?

Things you have slurped.
 

That's all right - you'll always have substance. And Paris. And bon-bons in the rain at a sidewalk cafe.

Oh, wait a minute -- you're in Texas.

Random amusement
 

Obviously if I did not include it in my post, I did not see it, despite the fact that the match.com girl with the perfect pair in the blue bikini top was sitting right there, next to my inbox. But she did not look sad. Maybe she does not know what an analogy is.

Fried food tax
 

Oregon.

Things you have slurped.
 

We have rain here. And sidewalks, most places. And candy. And cafes.

Damn pretentious yankee snobs.

Things you have slurped.
 

The re: line was deliberately chosen to cover both Slave and Sebby. I almost used "swallowed," but then I realized I didn't know if Sebby did that.

Being fair, I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Chocolate Bars for Better Health
 

Dark chocolate goes perfectly with red wine. And a real heart smart dinner!! Go out and get yourself some, and save your heart!!

Fried food tax
 

Obviously, you've never gone drinking with a Fin. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones.

Pet Peeve
 

WORD

TM

Things you have slurped.
 

We also have Paris.

http://www.paristexas.com/

Fried food tax
 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten vodkas, and they want to take a sauna and fall asleep. Or, if they're too hyper, they start smacking you with those damn birch branches. Big effin' party.

Fried food tax
 

Ire Land.

Fried food tax
 

Does this have to do with the John Birch Society? I don't think of John as a Finnish name.

Fried food tax
 

Apparently a bunch of unhappy fatties.

TM

Score One More For The Good Guys
 

God bless Negativland. Pastor Dick is still the only clergyman whom I would allow to molest me.

"Don't touch that dial! It's got Dick on it!"

Things you have slurped.
 

Not all at the same time, in Paris, with a splash of Pernod and the tingling thrill of romance with a dark, handsome, mysterious stranger.

Maybe Garth Brooks in a black cowboy hat could stand in for him.

It's not pretension, just obliviousness. We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until you shoot somebody...or your Democrats flee the state like frightened quail.

(Edited to fix a typo, and to say that the thought of Paris, Texas, is no less odd than that of Versailles (and London), Kentucky.)

Amen
 

Very Good!! Now we can all sound fly with the

pocket lexicon of teen lingo.

Things you have slurped.
 

We read about y'all in the papers, but it's not like you really exist for us until someone flies into your landmarks...or when your power goes out like the shrinking of SD's erection when his wife eats corn on the cob on their anniversary.

Fried food tax
 

Obviously, you've never gone drinking with an Oregonian. Or if you have, it's been the wrong ones

Things you have slurped.
 

Someone has landmark envy.

I'm sure you'll have one some day!