Things you have slurped.
 

The cowboy hat on top of the picture of the Eiffel Tower is a nice touch.

Really.

Things you have slurped.
 

Someone's weirdly defensive. Under your logic, chevy has "shooting people" and/or "weird redistricting fight/flight responses" envy.

Things you have slurped.
 

I'm willing to admit I have "shooting people" envy.

Coolest Place for Sex ever
 

When Mrs. Wonk and I were in college, pre-Mr. and Mrs., we did it up against the balcony railing in Commons during a Koko Taylor Blues show. She did a slow rocking version of "want some Sugar in My Bowl" and I just lifted Mrs. Wonk's skirt, and put some sugar in her bowl.

I wasn't always a boring, pathetic old fuck.

Things you have slurped.
 

You live in NY -- there are lots of shootable people.

Things you have slurped.
 

And lots of bangable people, if rumors are to be believed.

Amen
 

Ms. Wells couldn't be more out of touch.

Thurgreed("wack" is like '87)Marshall

Cookies.
 

Perhaps if you IM'ed with me instead of e/o, I would be less scornful of your constant need for validation.

Perhaps if e/o IM'ed with me more instead of you, I would be more lecherous in private and less so on-board.

I too love Walker's Shortbread, especially liberally smeared with homemade jam. Do you make jam? Does Fugee make jam?

Would e/o dump the Odd Man and jam with me (in IM or IRL?)

So many questions, so few good lecherous old farts.

Things you have slurped.
 

Bitch please. One word -- e/o. Look at her damn avatar. I'd fuck her. Not to speak of ncs, RT, ShapeShifter, and, uh, other TX people. And me.

Confidential to ThrashersFan (PLF, avert your gaze)
 

Saying "hubby" is very prole. And I mean that in the bad, Buttafuoco way, not in the good, Coors swilling dumb Mick fireman is encouraged to take an AA degree at the community college way.

Things you have slurped.
 

I don't know if I'm bangable, but I am fucked.

Confidential to ThrashersFan (PLF, avert your gaze)
 

I agree, but thought I was yapping too much on this topic. Now I don't care. Bridge of love apparently started out as a prole even though he is now a lawyer and makes beaucoup bucks. So TF's status at the time of her marriage is irrelevant.

Just as one's intentions are irrelevant to the question of how people perceive them.

Things you have slurped.
 

Good logic, twatwit. Pull out your Princeton Review book and diagram it. I didn't say only NY had bangable people.

You are right that E/O has the most bangable avatar ever.

Things you have slurped.
 

It was just a joke on how there's no reason to visit Texas except for Austin...

But I love Austin.

Amen
 

I mean really. Dawg? Chillin? Fly? Nothing's fly anymore. If you said fly to some of the skater dudes they would laugh in your face. Go to your sick crib and then bounce because it was so random.

Things you have slurped.
 

You implied that NY was richer in bangable people. Presumably because you are from there originally? Shocking.

On a totally different topic, did TF pick her moniker so that it's also the initials for titfucking? Or is it just a coincidence?

Things you have slurped.
 

So far, so good. Except it's just general flight envy...I hate the brief I'm working on.

Eight quasi-informed "10,000 foot view" types + 1 scrivener with the facts = Maalox misery.

Amen
 

Are trying to out Narcy?

Things you have slurped.
 

Me too, and I live here.

Confidential to ThrashersFan (PLF, avert your gaze)
 

If I say I'm sorry, will you promise not to shoot me?

Things you have slurped.
 

I implied no such thing, you inferred it because you are defensive. If you had been paying attention, you would note that I am not from the city, I'm from the Island, and as anybody will tell you, the large number of boiler-room proles reduces the overall bangability quotient in the vast wasteland between Manhattan and the Hamptons (with a *qualified* exception carved out for Fire Island).

You would also know that I now live in D.C. and so any statements I make about bangability are based solely on what I see on television and when travelling.

But I had the same thought about TF, especially since she is so well equipped.

Things you have slurped.
 

It is a sad thing to see fake internet relationships fall apart. Please, everyone, avert your eyes.

Things you have slurped.
 

I think very few would mistake Mr. Brooks for a surrender monkey, even if his is from Oklahoma.

Amen
 

What? Are you trying to do that psychic vulcan mind meld thing again?

Confidential to ThrashersFan (PLF, avert your gaze)
 

If you figure out some way for that to be a dirty comment, sure. Oh, and renounce all ties to the City of Evil. And France.

Amen
 

Did you just get sexy-avatar envy?
I'm feeling it too, but will resist.

Amen
 

I vote for gwinky's avatar in the sexiest avatar contest. Does that make you feel better? I kind of have a thing for cutesy though.

Amen
 

You should not have sexy avatar envy, because by reputation you increase NY's bangability quotient.

Things you have slurped.
 

ncs, you may want to put me on ignore and hit refresh so you don't see the carnage.

Yes, which is why you tacky Island chicks go to bars in Manhattan to try to snag good-looking rich guys. And you tacky Island chicks are soooo insecure that you desperately need to believe that the men in Manhattan are more bangable than any other place on earth, and the women too, since you hope to move to Manhattan after you snag your man (who will soon teach you not to call him "hubby" so that people will not notice your proleosity).

Jesus.

Things you have slurped.
 

And speaking of landmarks, a problem I have with ball-shaving is that the pubes seem to perform some cooling function. Heat diffusion is important in a high heat and humidity place like Houston. The boys are gasping for air between March and November.

Then there's the whole scrotal skin resting next to the thigh issue. Remember what it was like peeling the backs of your legs of vinyl car seats in the summer? Imagine having that feeling every time you stood up, only in the gonadal area. Imagine enduring this sensation after every meeting.

I enjoy good head as much as the next lizard, but isn't a decent trim enough?

Amen
 

It's creepy when people have avatars of sexy members of the opposite sex. Maybe deep down they want to BE the other sex. Anyone have any helpful links to transgender internet support groups?

Chef's TCB Poll
 

There's this lap dancer in Houston....

Amen
 

thank you.
As (I think) I've said before, I find the Heat Miser attractive. I'd do him. Especially if I'd been skiing and wanted to warm up.

Amen
 

So with that logic, I really want to BE a nuclear blast in south eastern Texas? Actually, that may not be too far off the mark.

Carry on.

Things you have slurped.
 

Like Penske said, shaving above and around the shaft is probably more important than the balls...at least the ladies seem to appreciate it the most...

Things you have slurped.
 

I would never advise a man to shave down there. It looks weird and dare I bring up razorburn? Trimming is the appropriate measure. All those who disagree with me on this are either pervs or unexperienced. Trust me that most people on the board will agree with the majority of what I am saying.

Of course, YMMV.

Amen
 

I take the position that objects (rather than people or drawings of people) or a total lack of avatar is no reflection of sexuality. Because under your logic, I want to be nothing.

I think I need an emergency therapy session.

Amen
 

I know what you're trying to do. I thought you had changed. Hmfh. Is it wrong to want to look at hot guys? I mean really?

Amen
 

So I'm in trouble then?

Things you have slurped.
 

What about Chris Gaines?

http://www.epinions.com/musc_mu-320823