Things you have slurped.
 

And don't forget the 5 o'clock shadow and stubble.

Things you have slurped.
 

Yes of course. Trimming not shaving. Poor word choice on my part.

Things you have slurped.
 

Yeah that was what I was getting at. Guess I, along with Coltrane, had some word choice issues. I care not about the potential discomfort to the man. I care about the potential discomfort to me. But that's just me.

Amen
 

You are under the "object" exception.

Or very, very fucked up and may want to take advantage of your Employee Assistance Program.

Amen
 

Untrue. Girls are still fly. Not in the following 1985 fly girl sense (since none of the listed criteria make you fly anymore, although I would argue they never did -- except the Kangol thing. Girls still look fly in Kangols):

[Romeo JD]
A fly girl is a girl who wants you to see
Her name her game and her ability
2 gold teeth and cold cash money
The guys are on her strap she tends to act funny
She's got Gazelles and a b-bag too
Fly girl, I wanna be with you
You're not the prettiest thing girl, but that's okay
Your painted-on jeans make you fresh anyway
You wear much gold like it ain't no thing
You've got a name chain and a name earring
Your father is a doctor, a lawyer or a king (girl)
Take me in your car, let's go for a swing
One day you're gonna be at the top of the world
And I'ma be on your back fly girl
{gi-girl}

[Chorus, {}=during above line]
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}{girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL}

[Boogie Knight]
My name is Boogie Knight and yes I'm a Capricorn
I like the fly girls who know that they're on
To my experience the girls who please
Are Geminis, Scorpio, and yes Pisces
I'm not pregidous but I'll tell you right now
I don't like the girl who eats the Puppy Chow
I don't like the girl with mud in her toes
and feet that smell like anything goes
Dirty nails are what I hate most
But the gold fingernails are high post
I like pretty hair but I also know
Girls look fly in Kangols
I must say this if you like it or not
I can't stand fluorescent socks
But let me shut up and now bye bye world
My name is Boogie Knight and I've got a fly girl

girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL
girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL
A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl
A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl

[Boogie Knight]
Fits the truth I'll tell no lies
Yes men we dream and fantasize
Of both sandy brown hair and light brown eyes
A golden-brown tan, big juicy thighs
Jeans so tight, you seem so right
You're the most elusive thing I've seen all night
Like a breeze on the scene you're just too cool
Your skin real soft and silky smooth
The voluptuous curves that sway when you walk
You entice me girl just by the way you talk

A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [fades down]}
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [fades down]}

[Romeo JD]
Well I'm Rome JD and I have learned
"Fly girl" is a name that you must earn
Fly girls are girls who speak their mind
Some sneaky some freaky some mean some kind
Cold crush waves, fly Gherri curl
Gold watch, gold ring, and a neck full of pearls
Real slim waist, a made-up face
Head turns, eyes burn when she comes in the place
Perfume from France, put you in a trance
Fly enough to mingle, too fly dance
High-stakers, big money makers
Some fly girls are cold heart breakers
Bank accounts of unbelievable amounts
Very picky 'bout how their name's pronounced
Designer purse [Congrats, Velma], leather mini skirt
Not a speck of dirt, can't help but flirt
She'll make you choke like you inhale smoke
She gave you a number, it was dial-a-joke
You got a real nice voice, you'll be her choice
Till another man comes in a fly Rolls-Royce
The guys get jealous, how can you blame us?
You live a lifestyle of the rich and famous
To play your roll guys lose control
Picturin' you as a center fold
From the Rome JD, cest-la-vie
Each and every one a y'all too much for me
Could it be your style or the way you smile
That puts you on the top of the pile?
Queen of the Nile, o sweet child
Fly girl you drive me wild (you drive me wild)

[Chorus]

[various pitched samples of 'girl' & 'a fly girl']

Fly girl in Kangol:
http://www.katelae.com/images/galler..._kangolsit.jpg

TM

Amen
 

I don't even have a comment.

Just wanted to fuck with somebody.

Things you have slurped.
 

You are so misinformed, but that's not surprising considering your milieu. The tacky Island chicks to whom you refer are from Staten Island. Get a map and a clue. Girls from Long Island (at least, those from the North Shore) snag their rich bangable guys by going to college in New England and losing the accent. So you didn't hit home on this one. But you did really get me with the "soooo insecure" comment -- that was very trenchant.

Things you have slurped.
 

I really would have pegged your Island as Staten Island, not Long Island, but I guess I will have to take your word for it.

Pubic Transportation
 

[various comments on shave vs. trim]

I understand that you're just supposed to trim up top - full shave would be kind of creepy and child molesterish. But I thought smooth was the way to go in the testicular area. Have I been going to too much trouble (and wasting talc)?

Things you have slurped.
 

Will you two just make up and fuck already? Oh, and Shape Shifter requested that you film it for him.

Things you have slurped.
 

Better yet, I'll film it personally. I could use a new line on my resume.

Pubic Transportation
 

I don't know. Have you been getting compliments? Is there an activity that you are getting more of than you would if there was hair there? Sounds like undue work to me but maybe I haven't thought about it from all angles.

Amen
 

Things you have slurped.
 

I don't fuck tacky people. Except once when I was really really really drunk.

Things you have slurped.
 

You promised you wouldn't bring that up here!!

Pubic Transportation
 

I would think a nice smooth shave would be conducive to some things, but who wants a mouthful of talc?

Things you have slurped.
 

Okay. You've got me there. I did mention he was an Okie though, so I left open the possibility.

Things you have slurped.
 

I vote for NotFromHere's avatar.

Anne
Hot is right!!

Pubic Transportation
 

Just trying to be considerate and fashionable. While grabbing her ears and . . .

Things you have slurped.
 

Well at least I've pleased someone here. And triggered another. Oh well, can't win 'em all.

Things you have slurped.
 

I've never fully considered it, but I always kinda assumed NFH was a gay man from the avatar. anttwat. Are there any out gay men on this board? Can we truly exist as a fashion board without them?

Things you have slurped.
 

Don't give me any credit for that coincidence -- I am just a hockey fan. And apparently a fucking prole too. But why should that bother me ... I got money for beer, the Braves will be playing in October, football starts in 9 days, it is just over a month until the first puck of the season is dropped and I get to ride home with the top down.

Things you have slurped.
 

THANK YOU! My point exactly.

Things you have slurped.
 

It's OK to be a prole. Really. Only paigow hates and despises proles.

Things you have slurped.
 

It's hopeless to play the sweet innocent little thing on the FB and fuck other posters. The fact you are a dirty whore will come out, every time.

Even if you only fuck married posters.

Things you have slurped.
 

Dualit used to post here, but he must have found better things to do with his time. Leagl said once that there are gay posters who aren't FB out. Paigow, RT and I do our best to fill the void with our anecdotal stories about our gay friends. Really it's sad.

Amen
 

You just like my avatar, you wanna-be-altar-boy.

Things you have slurped.
 

Fuck both of you.

Things you have slurped.
 

RP is married!?! She never mentioned it...

Things you have slurped.
 

Eye candy is eye candy, whatever their sexual preference.

Anne

Things you have slurped.
 

I will revel in my proleness. And even worse in Paigow's eyes, despite my New York upbringing, I am probably a redneck prole due to spending these last few years in the deep south....

:partytime http://www.sos.state.ga.us/museum/images/gaflag.gif

Things you have slurped.
 

Agreed. However, the avatar photo appears to me to be taken so as to appeal to the QE, not the straight fly.

Things you have slurped.
 

1. Wrong.
2. How would you know?

Regifting your used porno?
 

Odd. I thought it rather limp.

Things you have slurped.
 

Agreed. However, look at those glistening abs! Hot, hot, hot I tell you.

Anne
Hmmmm, with angels like that I may have to try and dig my way out of the 8th Circle of Hell that I am doomed to.

Things you have slurped.
 

He could fly his angel wings up to Heaven and get butt-fucked by grampa's strap-on.

This is a gentle, kind way of saying you need to get over being unamusingly defensive.

Things you have slurped.
 

I'm sorry, I should have said "married and/or in the closet." Oh well.

Chicks dig hot guys
 

There is more than one website dedicated to this picture.

Chicks dig hot guys

Pet Peeve
 

I only get mine repressed when the creases are wearing flat.

Things you have slurped.
 

I'm not here for your amusement, as egocentric as you may want to appear to be. Why do you hate me so much?

And why would grandpa have a strap-on? Wouldn't gramma be the likely candidate? Or has it been so long for you that you don't know who is supposed to be the strappee?