Word
 

Triflin' -- To be petty. Usually used with men that won't commit, have nothing going on (in the way of a job) or make a bunch of excuses. See lyrics to "Bills Bills Bills" by Destiny's Child (at which point the word had jumped the shark in a leather jacket).

Pimpin' -- Used to be used to describe the act of pulling a lot of women. Now it's more generic and often describes the more general behavior of ballers or players.

Chickenhead -- Wannabe women. Started with girls around the block who were always sweatin' ballers. Now it's more general and applies to any woman who wants to be down. See PJ.

TM

Spread the Santorum
 

I sent him a book that discusses the fact that animals engage in same sex activity. For some reason, I didn't get a response.

Maybe I'll stop by his office next time I am on the hill and ask him how he feels about the new meaning of his name. Then again, maybe not.

Host?!? Guest?!?
 

I've been sent a few. I'll forward them when it comes time (and upon approval from the appropriate parties).

TM

Word
 

I'm still not believing he talked about Thurgreed's momma that way. That shit is straight out motherfucking wrong. I hope I'm not around when Thurgreed finds out. If so, I'm gonna just close my eyes and pretend I am asleep.

Why I love QE
 

Yesterday was a good episode. They hooked that guy's apartment up. I didn't like what they did with his personal look, though. I guess that's what he wanted, but the haircut looked stupid (better than the long hair, but still stupid) and the clothes they picked out for him didn't look like they fit at all. What's the point of being that big if you can't wear normal clothes?

And the "friend," who all of a sudden couldn't get enough of him, wasn't bad looking at all. Maybe she just wanted more air time since there were so many people there. Nice bod. Cute face. But I don't understand why a haircut and a new apartment could make him that attractive to her. The guy was nice, but dim dim dim. And he seemed like he was happier spending time with the Fab 5 than with any of his other friends (including her). I think 5 toasters may be delivered to the studio within a month.

It was cool that he took a bullet for his mom, though.

TM

Word
 

Keep posting about me, you obsessed freak.

But smudge my proper white gloves and I'll kick your ass. Does that count as 'down'?

Word
 

Quit your triflin' behavior, you chickenheads.

Ketchup
 

Please, keep this discussion on the boards. More people than just Fugee around here would like to know about erotica. It has got to be a better discussion than most of the things that are discussed around here.

I'm with chef, I miss the old days of sex talk discussion even if I have nothing to add.

RL

Ask Before You Lick
 

You know, that's interesting. I was in a restaurant recently where a fight nearly broke out between two women after one licked the other's calf. The lickee was merely showing off a tattoo and the licker decided to see what tattoo ink tasted like.

Ask Before You Lick
 

So how'd it taste?

TM

Ask Before You Lick
 

Like chicken.

More bad wedding shower hijinks
 

For your amusement, a letter to Miss Manners in todays Wash Post, describing a variety of wedding shower greed that no one here has come up with yet:

"Dear Miss Manners:

I got an invitation to a floating shower for a wedding. What is this? I was told by a friend that you drop off the gift and are given a covered meal and leave. Can this be true?

Gentle Reader:

Oh, sure. There are a lot of greedy people floating around, and one of them was bound to come up with the idea of collecting the loot without having to associate with the donors. The next clever person will think of charging for the meal.

Meanwhile, Miss Manners has a question of her own:

Can it be true that people comply with such instructions? "

Yet another example of why the most vital lesson of etiquette is the ability to just say "no, thank you." Obligatory link: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2003Aug26.html

Looking for property?
 

Argue your case, pay $100 bucks and it could be yours.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/957829.asp...20030645&cp1=1 (spree, it's MSNBC).

Ask Before You Lick
 

Perhaps community ed schools ought to offer "Etiquette 101 for Fetishists." Shining example: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

the new FB book club
 

I directed Fugee to several subjects on literotica that I thought she might find interesting. (This is not the first time I have directed a woman toward good porn.)

I will provide the same links here, with the understanding that you should NOT click here from work

Novels and novellas
http://www.literotica.com/stories/ca...hp?category=33

Romance
http://www.literotica.com/stories/ca...hp?category=15

To check for other subject matter, check "voting results by category" not most read (which tends to be incest, ya sickos)
http://www.literotica.com/stories/toplists.php

I prefer a good story with interesting characters in addition to hot graphic sex.

Host?!? Guest?!?
 

K, but I need them reasonably ahead of time to set it up.

Got another one just now.

Host?!? Guest?!?
 

Yeah, Leagl wants pictures of women's breasts as soon as possible, but only because of the "setup time".

Uh huh.

(E/O has some links to porn, I hear, leagl. More variety, and you don't end up waiting on TM's schedule.)

Lapdance Island
 

From today's SF Chronicle:


-- Coming in a close second to the Time-Scout Monitor in the Oh Lord Why Didn't We Think of That race is news out of the U.K. that at least 20,000 men signed up for a reality series called "Lapdance Island," only to learn that they were being filmed as rubes, new stars of a hidden-camera comedy. "Lapdance Island" was billed as a show where 20 men would be stranded on an island with 40 professional lap dancers and forced to complete tasks while the nearly nude women danced around and grinded on them.

To which we say: genius. We bow to whomever devised the idea of "Lapdance Island," and we implore Fox, which just began airing "Temptation Island 3," to glom onto this idea.

Why I love QE
 

His hair was a lot better, but it was true that he just went from early Bon Jovi to late Bon Jovi. Little steps... He was really a nice guy and it was fun when the Fab 5 were cheering for him. Favorite line -- "with all these mirrors around, how can you still have that hair?"

I agree that the woman probably wasn't really interested in him. Air time.

Lapdance Island
 

Speaking of Lapdances, I just moved to Boston from San Francisco. In SF, I had many fond memories of Mitchell Bros, the Hustler Club, and Market St. Cinema. In there, just about anything goes, and it's always fun to get a little action from a really hot stripper for the price of a few hours work. Now I'm in Beantown. The only club I've been to here, Centerfolds I think, seems to suck. The girls all dance with all their clothes on, and don't seem to get nearer than 3 feet to you. This sucks. It's like watching a Sports Illustrated swimsuit video instead of having a hottie get you off. So, the big question is: Where to Bostonians go when they want to have a good time?

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

No spoiler space needed since freakin' no one got eliminated! Argh! One more week before we find out once and for all whether Franklin is or isn't. And why the hell didn't James try to kiss him?! Argh!

In other news, I watched For Love or Money last night. The friend was pretty annoying. I completely agree with Paigs that Chad is a hottie. He had some weird hair issues in some of the early episodes, but it seems to have worked itself out. Poor Rob. The producers must be rubbing their hands together trying to figure out if there is any other way they can exploit him before the show ends...

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

I think Franklin is gay.

Lapdance-Free Zone
 

Vegas?

Lapdance Island
 

Certainly not Fenway.

TM

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

So who do you think is straight? Wes? He's always come off as very gay until last night. This whole show is one big mind fuck. But I like it.

Why I love QE
 

It struck me that he was the most comfortable of all the SGs that they've ever had with the Fab 5, and then I realized that some of his clients are probably gay, and that was confirmed at the party.

I agree that it's cool that he took a bullet for his mom.

It looks like next week Jai will actually have a lot to do.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

I feel the same way about the FB.

Lapdance Island
 

Montreal.

There are some cheesy places in the China Town area. Most closed when the city decided to clean up the Combat Zone. There's also the Golden Banana on Route 1. More cheese.

Since all the pro athletes get arrested for DUI on their way back from the Foxy Lady in Providence I'm guessing that would be the best around.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

Bitch.

Epiphany.
 

please teacher, I won't do it again, just one more chance? please? please? please? please? please?

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

I would trust all of them on a date with my sister (if I had a sister).

Journal of a Post
 

posted only for research purposes, for those of you were flamed and wondering what options you may have- not posted for comment




So this is the first time Paigow attacked me, and I knew I had to respond, or I'd forever be her bitch- like when I did that prison stint. I though the process I went through in ultimately getting to a non-confrontational response might help other newcomers who are attacked in the future, and wondering what to do. The following is a Journal of my drafts/thoughts as I went through the process. These are not posts, so please don't take them as finished work, or quote them, etc. I post this only for research purposes.

Problem is, about a year ago, Paigow was kind to one of my socks when everyone else was mean. I have always felt kindly towards her for this, and at first didn't want to attack her.
So, my first thought was something tying into the school thing that would let me keep my head up, while not really attacking her. Something like:

"Listen Heather, you ain't flunking me noway. I'm not in your class (however defined). I'm the new guy who gave up trying to join. Maybe I just left shop class to pee, or I'm cutting class or expelled, but I'll still be on the playground, and you'll still have to call your friends for cover, and I won't be hurt. All I'm trying to do is bother you, so I don't care if you don't let me play."


Then I thought, no, I don't feel like that was adequate. I asked myself, how do I really feel about Paigow? First thought was a line from Alkaline Trio's Crawl:

Never had a drink that I didn't like, had a taste of you,
Threw up all night......

So then I tried to get a response that conveyed that feeling. I know lots of people call Paigow skanky, but I don't see her that way. I think she is clean, or as clean as she can get given the rolls of fat.

I had 2 psych classes in school (at an accredited University), so I'm pretty good at predicting what people are like based upon things like forums posts. I'm pretty sure Paigow is severely myopic, like -9.5 diopters. She has glasses that are 3/4 inch thick. She would like to try the lasik, but like much of what "she'd like to do", in the end, she is too afraid.

If you ever meet her though, the immediate thing you'd notice is that she has a weight problem. That's why I had to laugh when one of the other posters said Paigow knows what runner's high is; Yeah, right. She weighs between 240 and 275 lbs., I'd estimate.

So, anyway I was going to do something like:

"Paigow, you great cow! You never played boxball or any other sports at school. Your Coke bottle glasses couldn't help with your pathetic, wild swings at the ball. Plus, just carrying your fat ass made you sweaty enough. And the only thing you ever did "quick" in grade school was to sneak into the boys bathroom to show little Johnny what you claimed to be the first tits in the 3rd grade, when really they were just fat; not secondary sex characteristics."

So, I was going with that, then I thought, I don't want a war with her. It's almost like she doesn't have a job. She posts dozens of very long things every day. Most of the others with 1000 posts do real short thoughts; not Paigow, its always long. I can't get into a flame war with her, because ultimately I have to think of my law practice. So, in the end I posted something more circumspect.

I hope this journal helps other in working through whether/when to get into forum flame wars. I've choosen the high road, and will not.

Why I love QE
 

I liked the "are these some sort of man-panties" portion where Carson was trying to create a replica of the green thong posted here a while ago.

Also, "Where did you get this horrendous couch?" "Seaman's [Department Store?]" "Aahhh. I have a semen couch too."

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

Hmm. Maybe we've located a new tag line. E/O?

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

Yes, I think it could be Wes (if he is the one on the fire date). Franklin reminds me of a lot of gay guys I know. He seems really comfortable in himself.

The firedate person was careful to say "people I date" rather than "men I date." I think he's an actor.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

Your wish is my command.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

The show set up Franklin to be the straight one though by pairing him with the straight guy in the last elimination. I don't think Brian could possibly be the straight one because in an early show he freaked out when one of the mates (a straight one, of course) admitted to being bisexual. If Wes is straight, I'm hanging up my gaydar once and for all. It is possible though.

Journal of a Post
 

Not a comment, merely an observation, but, long, long ago, paigow posted her own pic, and I will only say, no glasses were shown in that pic, and there was no evidence of rotundity that I could see.

Now, as I have no way of proving that she posted her own pic, this is obviously not dispositive, but, it's more a "FWIW" sort of thing . . .

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

By the "fire date" we are talking about the candles, right? That guy kissed the main guy (you can tell I was not paying very close attention) and was holding his hand and stuff. If he is straight, he is obnoxious for giving misleading camera chats.

Although I am enjoying the fallout, I think the concept of this show is evil. It's like having The Bachelor and have him get to the final three and then telling him "only two of the remaining women were born women" or "one of the remaining 'women' is really a drag queen." Not fair.

Penelope Cruz Redux
 

Okay, everyone who freaked when I said Ms. Cruz has facial angle issues (looks good from some, but not from others), take a look at the pic of her in the orange dress and tell me I'm wrong --

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,650,00.html