Journal of a Post
 

Bilmore, FWIW, it strikes me that BofL has been around long enough, in one form or another, to have read both Paigow's claims of pulchritude and other posters' vouches.

But maybe I see coincidence even where it isn't intended (and miss it where it is? Oh, the mind fucking!).

Things you have slurped.
 

Is it me or is it kind of odd to hear about the pubes of someone you havent to date but will definitely inevitably fuck?

Things you have slurped.
 

Oh, thank GOD

Useless Quote
 

It quite obvious that those psych classes are now paying valuable dividends.

Really I just wanted to quote all of that, partly to bug E/O.

So, it is self-evident that I have perspicacious perception when it comes to music. My problem is, despite the fact that I despise the Dandy Warhols for releasing cd after cd of consistantly poor toss-off tracks (much like Ween, but not as bad as FOW), the more I hear from the new release "Welcome to the Monkey House," the more I like it. What am I to do? Is this new release actually worthy of indy-pop recognition, or should I wait a few weeks for it to reveal itself as the acousticaly empty offal that I am sure it is?

Edited to add that I consumed asparagus and large quantities of New Castle last night -- if that makes any difference.

Yes, thurg, I am doing this to bug you
 

bc this is the most annoying post ever. endless song lyrics nobody is going to read followed by a gigantic picture of somebody I never heard of. Don't make me post that gigantic picture of that brillohead with the nosejob again11


[QUOTE]Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Untrue. Girls are still fly. Not in the following 1985 fly girl sense (since none of the listed criteria make you fly anymore, although I would argue they never did -- except the Kangol thing. Girls still look fly in Kangols):

[Romeo JD]
A fly girl is a girl who wants you to see
Her name her game and her ability
2 gold teeth and cold cash money
The guys are on her strap she tends to act funny
She's got Gazelles and a b-bag too
Fly girl, I wanna be with you
You're not the prettiest thing girl, but that's okay
Your painted-on jeans make you fresh anyway
You wear much gold like it ain't no thing
You've got a name chain and a name earring
Your father is a doctor, a lawyer or a king (girl)
Take me in your car, let's go for a swing
One day you're gonna be at the top of the world
And I'ma be on your back fly girl
{gi-girl}

[Chorus, {}=during above line]
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl}{girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL}

[Boogie Knight]
My name is Boogie Knight and yes I'm a Capricorn
I like the fly girls who know that they're on
To my experience the girls who please
Are Geminis, Scorpio, and yes Pisces
I'm not pregidous but I'll tell you right now
I don't like the girl who eats the Puppy Chow
I don't like the girl with mud in her toes
and feet that smell like anything goes
Dirty nails are what I hate most
But the gold fingernails are high post
I like pretty hair but I also know
Girls look fly in Kangols
I must say this if you like it or not
I can't stand fluorescent socks
But let me shut up and now bye bye world
My name is Boogie Knight and I've got a fly girl

girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL
girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL girl-GIRL, girl-GIRL
A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl
A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl

[Boogie Knight]
Fits the truth I'll tell no lies
Yes men we dream and fantasize
Of both sandy brown hair and light brown eyes
A golden-brown tan, big juicy thighs
Jeans so tight, you seem so right
You're the most elusive thing I've seen all night
Like a breeze on the scene you're just too cool
Your skin real soft and silky smooth
The voluptuous curves that sway when you walk
You entice me girl just by the way you talk

A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [fades down]}
A fly girl a fly girl a fly girl a fly girl
{A flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [fades down]}

[Romeo JD]
Well I'm Rome JD and I have learned
"Fly girl" is a name that you must earn
Fly girls are girls who speak their mind
Some sneaky some freaky some mean some kind
Cold crush waves, fly Gherri curl
Gold watch, gold ring, and a neck full of pearls
Real slim waist, a made-up face
Head turns, eyes burn when she comes in the place
Perfume from France, put you in a trance
Fly enough to mingle, too fly dance
High-stakers, big money makers
Some fly girls are cold heart breakers
Bank accounts of unbelievable amounts
Very picky 'bout how their name's pronounced
Designer purse [Congrats, Velma], leather mini skirt
Not a speck of dirt, can't help but flirt
She'll make you choke like you inhale smoke
She gave you a number, it was dial-a-joke
You got a real nice voice, you'll be her choice
Till another man comes in a fly Rolls-Royce
The guys get jealous, how can you blame us?
You live a lifestyle of the rich and famous
To play your roll guys lose control
Picturin' you as a center fold
From the Rome JD, cest-la-vie
Each and every one a y'all too much for me
Could it be your style or the way you smile
That puts you on the top of the pile?
Queen of the Nile, o sweet child
Fly girl you drive me wild (you drive me wild)

[Chorus]

[various pitched samples of 'girl' & 'a fly girl']

Fly girl in Kangol:
http://www.katelae.com/images/galler..._kangolsit.jpg

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Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

Agree. And especially so becuase the bachelor guy is sorta sensitive and from all the press was genuinely mad about it. However Andra has successfully grated my last nerve. When she was freaking out about how this was making HER look like a fool and how unfair this was to HER, I would have flat out smacked her if I was James. All in all he handled it pretty well on the show even though he was seething.

My gay friend who I watched with last night is all about James. Also when I said Brian seemed sweet, said gay friend said "wolf in sheep's clothing!" fwiw.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

I have to say, when you all put "FLo$" in the subject line it makes me think of dental floss. Expensive dental floss. Maybe from Neimans?

Things you have slurped.
 

Two words. Warren Towers. Or George WAshington Unversity. The only thing separating the chick's from Staten Island (where I am thinking of buying property incidentally bc I think it might become a charming refuge in a retro kind of way someday) and Long Guyland (where the paigow was born fwiw- and where the paigow grandma is buried off some endless stripmall three lane highway I never want to see for the rest of my life) is a bottle of bleach, an eighties curling iron, and a degree from Penn, BU, GW, or American, depending upon intelligence or motivation levels. Otherwise it is all black eyeliner, frosty lipstick, nails beyond the finger horizon and hairspray.

Journal of a Post
 

I'll comment anyway.

You are totally insane. Seriously. You scare me about 10 times more than paigow does, and she scares the shit out of me.

Pop Idol
 

Sounds like the British version of AI. Here's the latest scoop --

A 26-year-old Pop Idol 2 contestant who was rejected during last weekend's episode is actually a 42-year-old Irish man who works as an escort. He says he "charge[s] £100 but I never spend the night and I've never been tempted. I want to provide my services in England." He plans to continue his singing career.


So do producers do no background check at all? Must be well preserved to be able to pass off 26.

Useless Quote
 

This line, for some reason, seems to be representative of my recent conversations with my new-teen child.

Penelope Cruz Redux
 

You're wrong.

The angle of her face in that picture is the same as the one in the picture on the left. Are you suggesting that every photo of her be a good one, because that's just silly. Sometimes a bad picture is taken. Her expression is what is fucking that picture up. It's like she's imbetween a smile and a serious face and it was snapped at the wrong time. Just let the facial angle theory go already. She is beautiful.

Here she is in Woman on Top from essentially the same angle:

http://www.filmmagasinet.no/Intervju..._penelope2.jpg

TM

Useless Quote
 

Next time, could you just PM her?

Looking for another Rob
 

It looks like they are hoping to score a few lawyers for the show. I will be curious to see if any lawyers from Houston make it, and if so, whether they are losers like Rob. If any of you guys want 25 hotties fawning over you, here's your chance.

CASTING CALL FOR "THE BACHELOR" & "THE BACHELORETTE"
Yes, you are reading this correctly! The search is on for ABC's next "Bachelor" & "Bachelorette." This person should have it all, except for 'Mr. or Mrs. Right'! ABC's goal is to find their perfect companion. So, if you are 23 to 35 years old, no children and ready to meet the person of your dreams PLEASE APPLY. Or, if you know of someone who should be the next Bachelor or Bachelorette nominate them today. The casting crew is only in town this week (they are interviewing Wednesday through Saturday). To apply or nominate someone, please e-mail Amy Raymond by 10 a.m. on Wednesday (8/27) at amy.raymond@warnerbros.com. By getting in touch with Amy Raymond directly, you are getting a personal interview rather than having to go through the "casting call" process. For more information, log onto ABC.com (Keyword: Bachelor). For applications, go to www.thebachelor.tv and download the "Mail-In Form" for the HYLA referral.

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Houston, TX 77208
(713) 224-4952

Useless Quote
 

You urban guys and your cute acronyms for sex acts! I can never keep up.

Things you have slurped.
 

I do not. I need them to arrest the riff raff and fight fires. I hate people who are so misguided that they assume that my referring to someone's utilitarian place on the societal pole is a form of hate when it is neutral.

Useless Quote
 

Well I certainly hope that my teen lingo lexicon post helped you out.

(I am so sure that "bling bling" is just what every new-teen child wants to hear his or her daddy say)

Useless Quote
 

Always lookin to start a music discussion. Sometimes lookin to start a fight. Rarely does either occur. I generally concur with your perceptions of earlier DWs music. I don't know the new stuff - who knows, maybe it is better. But what harm is there in waiting? We all have enough CDs that we will never listen to again.

Journal of a Post
 

Welcome back. Glad to see you beat the ethics charges.

"David Rimmer, a prosecutor who presented very different accounts of the same murder in two trials here last summer, was formally cleared today in an ethics inquiry.

In an interview here today, Mr. Rimmer, 56, said he had been too busy to give much thought to the ethics charges, which stemmed from a case in which two boys pleaded guilty to killing their father."


remainder of article

Things you have slurped.
 

You know, this really, really reads as "No, dahling, I LOVE the little people, scruffy as they are. SOMEONE has to clean the pool, you know."

Things you have slurped.
 

There was also Toasterman and his little sidekick whose moniker I forget at the moment. From the sheer cattiness of his comments, I think Who Would the Lord Do is probably a gay man. And I like him. I picture him as sort of a Carson type.

Penelope Cruz Redux
 

Actually I think she looks bad in both photos, but worse in the orange dress one. Her nose looks big, her chin too pointy and eyes off-kilter.

My FB Pet Peeves
 

1. Quoting an entire post in your response, unless used to specifically to antagonize someone on the board, like me. (Thanks again, WWLD.) Just cut out what you don't need, people!

2. Long-ass posts on several different topics. Stop trying to keep your post count down by combining unrelated thoughts. Serially posting is love.

3. Acronyms!

Even(just say yes)Odds

Things you have slurped.
 

Where is your place on the societal pole? And is this pole shiny and silver or am I thinking of something else?

Useless Quote
 

That, of course, is why I had to leave Boston.

Lapdance Island
 

Since I remembered hearing about a place called the Fuzzy Grape (which apparently doesn't exist anymore), I just tried to google it and came up with this little resource which seems to include discussion forums.

http://www.stripclublist.com/

Happy trails.

My FB Pet Peeves
 

Post counts are a corrosive and stifling influence. I suggest you do away with them forthwith.

(Mostly, I just wanted to say "forthwith" today.)

My FB Pet Peeves
 

That presupposes actual thought.

Let us get our horsies and carts straight . . . hmmmm?

Things you have slurped.
 

Don't be fooled. That line of posts convinced me she is from the only trailer park on the Gold Coast.

Edited to add, anttwat.

Smile, You're from Canada!
 

http://www.globetechnology.com/servl...tory/National/

edited to fix link-RT

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

I flipped to and from between the disappointing tennis match and Who's the Gay. Franklin is still straight, still hot (and even hotter in those eyeglasses if that is possible) and James is in on it. Wes has the third worst nosejob I have seen on a man after Bloomberg and some guy I used to see at STratton Mountain all the time. The other guy is kind of cute but has left no impression. This show has no element of suspense whatsoever. They need gayer straight men next time.

Chad is amazing. I used him in a little paigow on paigow session last night during a commercial.
I miss Laura from Cupid. How's my baby doing?

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

Care to put your money where your mouth is?

Things you have slurped.
 

Speaking of trailer parks, I got an invite to an art installation in a trailer park. The opening is on Saturday. Anyone in the Houston area that has nothing else to do this weekend might want to check it out. It looks like there are 19 artists involved, and they found a trailer park in Deer Park to do the installation. I imagine that it will have tremendous kitch value. At the very least, there's always free booze at art openings.

PM me for details and directions if you're interested.

Edited to add the part about the booze.

Journal of a Post
 

I am flattered you think I put thought into my posts. Thank you.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

If Wes is straight, I am never posting again. That is the gayest nosejob I have ever seen.

Boy Meets Boy and FLo$
 

I haven't been watching much. I watched last week and this week.

My guess on Franklin is that I refuse to think it is so obvious -- isn't the point that it is not obvious.

Besides, he reminds me of some of my hot gay friends.

Word
 

Disagree. Chickenhead is a derogatory term for a woman who is so overly proud of her fake nails, gold jewlery, hair extensions and DKNY T-shirts that she goes around strutting like a chicken. I'll cite to the classic Redman skit "Live from the chickenhead convention."

They Call Me "The Pants"
 

Just for bilmore (who is most likely more newt than frog): The Work Nickname Generator

And, what really happened at str8's bachelor party (psst, he was in Ohio, never Vegas. Come on, only teenage girls and pervs listen to B&S, we all saw High Fidelity)

Edit: I guess he only went to Ohio to buy beer, but he WAS in PA.

Lapdance Island
 

The Foxy Lady, Providence R.I. Seriously. Unless it's changed a lot since those BCYs, go and don't look back.

str(bright college years)8

Host?!? Guest?!?
 

I am happy to do any pre-screening or forwarding as well. Why should Skinny have all the fun?