Granny Glasses
 

Nothing is too Adam Ant.

Have you seen Miss Jones?
 

But look at her whole body

http://entertainment.msn.com/photos/...=191850#photos

(I think that link should work.)

She seems to be the sort that gains weght in the stomach, rather than in the hips/thighs. It makes her legs look disproportionate. I also think she would look better in a dress that covered up her chest a little more, or at least didnt smoosh them up into her neck. Afterthe whole body pic, I think the ideal is slightly closer to the anorexia look than her current state.

Have you seen Miss Jones?
 

Three words: Miles of Chocolate.

Have you seen Miss Jones?
 

It would look even worse if she didn't have that black velvet band at her waist, which is making her look like she actually has one.

The worst part about it (for her) is that she could have picked a dress that would have actually flattered her. That dress is just too tight for someone of her weight. And she needs a dress that covers her arms. They are just too flabby.

I agree that the smooshing of the boobs up to the clavicles is not a good look, either, IMHO.

Speaking of Watches...
 

That depends what you mean. This strikes me as the classic, simple steel day/date:
http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2....&PROD_ID=56665 (spree: Watch, $65)
but maybe that's what you mean by something worn by a Bennigan's manager. Although I immediately thought of this when you said that:

http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2....PROD_ID=532721 (spree: watch, $26)

But in general, you might just look around Overstock.com. They seem to have several dozen brands and in some cases, dozens of watches per brand.

Granny Glasses
 

It is possible that I have mentioned this here in the past, but in case I have not: The 80s ended. Quite some time ago, actually.

Granny Glasses
 

And I'm glad they did. Something could easily, for example, be too Depeche Mode, or too Thompson Twins.

But not too Adam Ant.

Granny Glasses
 

Adam Ant was fun the first time you saw it, but then quickly became a one-note irritation. Think of him as a Depeche Mode sock that should have been flipped.

Granny Glasses
 

PJ, did you have a phase where you dressed like a pirate?

Granny Glasses
 

All true, BUT, thumbs up or thumbs down to the cute, thin chick wearing granny glasses. TIA.

Granny Glasses
 

Depends. Is that all she's wearing? Thumbs up.

Ho Ho Ho
 

Screw the 12 days of Xmas. FBers want more. Here's a list of the most requested items, according to Santa.com:

25. Dope, preferably rolled in aluminum foil ala Damon Stoudamire
24. Lawtalkers T-Shirt with your screen name (look! It’s ‘IPFreely’!) on the back
23. Trip to the AVN Awards
22. Suit from The Men’s Warehouse or JCPenney
21. Fur coat
20. Large Plasma TV for reality shows
19. Hookers
18. Crack
17. Rabbit
16. Video: Lacrosse Players on Parade
15. Blow
14. Paris Hilton Video
13. Hojitos
12. Corn on the Cob
11. Garanimals
10. Attractive Court Reporter for Depo
9. Kayak
8. TiVo
7. Acres of Chocolate
6. Manolos
5. 24 pack of Bud Ice
4. Spell checker
3. Porn
2. Lifetime pass to Betty Ford or Hazelden
1. Money

Have you seen Miss Jones?
 

If TM is to be believed then Penske can attest that it's possible. Probably lots of Ho Hos and Big Gulp Jolts, but I wouldn't know.

Granny Glasses
 

No. She is wearing business attire at work (which in CA is business casual) or jeans and a sweater outside of work.

Note - she does not wear the granny glasses except for reading and while working at her computer.

Granny Glasses
 

Okay, if one is CLEARLY too young to be an actual grandmother, no question, without a doubt, couldn't make that mistake, wouldn't be believeable at all - then they look good.

If one is even close to that age, then they just look like . . well, granny's glasses.

It's a close call. I know women who were grandmas at 38.