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Replaced_Texan 05-11-2010 11:05 AM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423464)
This photo would be really hot, if she had feet.

TM

She has lots of feet.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...ullinslegs.jpg

Fugee 05-11-2010 11:23 AM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 423469)

The last pair really give new meaning to the term "wooden leg." They're cool but the least stable looking of the bunch.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-11-2010 11:23 AM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423464)
This photo would be really hot, if she had feet.

TM


If it's not "too many toes," it's "not enough feet." There is no pleasing you.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2010 12:52 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 423469)
She has lots of feet.

I prefer my feet, human.

TM

Cletus Miller 05-11-2010 01:37 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423473)
I prefer my feet, human.

TM

You prefer your feet, how, non-human?

greatwhitenorthchick 05-11-2010 01:41 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423473)
I prefer my feet, human.

TM

From now on that is how I will talk.

"I prefer my nose, Human."

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2010 01:51 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 423474)
You prefer your feet, how, non-human?

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 423475)
From now on that is how I will talk.

"I prefer my nose, Human."

Your Earth ways confuse me, humans.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-11-2010 01:51 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 423453)
Speaking of rock fags, I was looking at FB old photos a friend had when I cam upon a photo of some guy that looked like a gay Danzig. The first thing I said was "What a fag!" Then I realized it was me and felt sort of stupid.

nttawwt.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-11-2010 01:55 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 423454)
Never in a million years did I think I'd be one to post a pic of a girl in a bikini, but this rocks.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...insrunning.jpg

Righteous! I vote yes. Also,

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/sar...body_issue.jpg

Hank Chinaski 05-11-2010 02:13 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 423478)

anyone have insight into how far down in the dating pool a handicap like that drops one? 2 points? 4? I'm talking a problem with a limb- not facial scarring.

in college there was a girl in my social circle who was quite stunning, but had a mal-formed hand. she was dating a guy at least 3 points below her (if she was a 9 the guy was stretching to be a 6). I don't know if it was the hand, or if she just liked his personality, but I'm wondering if we can compile our experiences and look for trends.

Of course, none of us A-listers would have personal experience as we are all 8+. but do any of you b-listers have any insight?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-11-2010 02:19 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 423480)
anyone have insight into how far down in the dating pool a handicap like that drops one? 2 points? 4?

Did you see the person she was dating while on the Amazing Race? It seemed like a 20 point drop, although I think she realized that she'd unnecessarily devalued herself and dumped his sorry ass.

Atticus Grinch 05-11-2010 02:40 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 423480)
in college there was a girl in my social circle who was quite stunning, but had a mal-formed hand. she was dating a guy at least 3 points below her (if she was a 9 the guy was stretching to be a 6). I don't know if it was the hand, or if she just liked his personality, but I'm wondering if we can compile our experiences and look for trends.

I think we've established that her entire social circle was way beneath her.

Atticus Grinch 05-11-2010 02:52 PM

And I would have insisted she take my name, too.
 
Mexican actress Maria Fernanda Romero Martinez charged with paying $5,000 for sham citizenship marriage.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/immigr.../Maria%202.jpg

I'd have done that motherfucker for free.

Hank Chinaski 05-11-2010 02:57 PM

Re: And I would have insisted she take my name, too.
 
translation- if she has a peg leg and a stump for the other hand I may have a chance.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2010 02:59 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 423480)
in college there was a girl in my social circle who was quite stunning, but had a mal-formed hand. she was dating a guy at least 3 points below her (if she was a 9 the guy was stretching to be a 6). I don't know if it was the hand, or if she just liked his personality, but I'm wondering if we can compile our experiences and look for trends.

I must have told this one here already. In college, I dated this girl who had one stubby thumb (although I did not know it until we were kinda hugged up). We were totally compatible (read: You like Bob Marley's Legend? Ohmigod! Me too!). She was pretty hot.

Then one day, we were lying in her bed in her room and I looked down at that thumb. Ruined everything. It was all I could think about. And it grossed me out. Dumped her the next day. Yeah, I'm that shallow.

But that's not the end. My roomate didn't know about the thumb and thought I was crazy to dump her. In fact, he asked if I cared if he asked her out. I told him to go for it and he did. After a couple of days, I told him to check out her thumb. He did and ended it that day.

Ah, college. The joys of being a true scumbag.

TM


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