One's sister is quite staid.

Flinty, believe it or not, I'm not dominant enough to have a gimp in the basement.

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If whatever it was on was not some equivalent of The Onion, it was pathetically ignorant.

But amusing, in a pathetically ignorant way.

I believe you may have, but the classics never go out of style.

If you have, I don't remember it, so do tell.

You've revealed yourself the fool. Always give the full-sized bed to any guest. Never make them too comfortable. In fact, the full-sized bed is ideal for guests. Takes up less room, makes couples really want to leave soon, and is okay for singletons too.

Heh. I was maybe 14 or 15--which means my three sibs ranged from 13 to 9 years old--on a family trip to San Francisco. We were staying at some hotel on Union Square, and we were packing up to check out. Our mom told us to search our room to make sure that we didn't leave anything, and I checked under the bed. I saw something pretty deep under the bed. I pulled out this massive, realistic looking vibrator and showed it to my siblings.

I'm pretty sure that they all knew what it was, but the size of the thing perplexed us. We were figuring out how to turn it on when my mom came in from the adjoining room to find out why we stopped packing. We showed her our new toy, and she calmly took it from us and told us that she was going to make sure that it got back to whoever it belonged to.

Do you recall an additional item of carry-on luggage on the return flight?

I was going to go with the punchline involving the slam of the door followed by humming, but yours is good too.

I was going to ask if Mom still had it, but then I figured that RT's mother was too nice a person to grab a cheap laugh off of.

If you're implying that I am a classless scumbag going after the cheap and easy joke, you must not have read any of my posts the past few years.

Nice work.

Weird. I guess that means that I also have not ready any of your posts the past few years. But I'm pretty sure I have. But I must not have because you just said so. Even though I seem to remember doing so.

The board is a confusing and scary place today.

No, I was simply using your post as an example of how I've grown and matured over the last six years.

I have Flint on ignore so I really didn't have any opinion on the question.

But don't you often see what he has written when people quote the really important stuff he says?

this is weird. My ignore list doesn't work when someone quotes one of my posts?

Go fuck yourself, kitten.

I saw the Breakfast on Pluto preview before Brokeback Mountain on Sunday, and thanks to this post I'm going to think of PLF as Kitten, as played by Cillian Murphy, who is much prettier than I am.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...phy/pluto4.jpg

Every movie with "Breakfast" in the title is great*, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and My Breakfast with Blassie, so this should be good.

edit: then I IMDB'd and realized The Breakfast Club which isn't so good. But maybe it's the exception that proves the rule?

sb's dream guy
 

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Report...rse_18838.html

sfw

TM

sb's dream guy
 

Found a hotel website for you - http://www.tablethotels.com/index . Has some pretty extravagant places.

This is for me - http://www.couchsurfing.com (self-explanatory.

These are not the droids you seek. Move along.

Although my penis is sufficiently long and flexible to perform the act of which you post, I fear I must deny your request on the grounds that my sphincter is far too tight to accommodate my girth absent some post-self-coital stitches.

Read the article, you ignorant fuck. get some astroglide and loosen it up for a while before attempting penile entry.

I'm sick.
 

If not throw.

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Sometimes the thefters buy gas stations just to get their hands on all the credit-card numbers. They're pretty sneaky.

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Desparate for cookie advice. Please check "To Fuck or to Cook." I promise there are no fisting references. (Unless you read too much into the recipe.) Basically I seek advice on how to cook my balls, which I've been powdering lovingly but now they have an unattractively full, muffin-like appearance.

Carry on.

He is ridiculously creepy.

No. This is ridiculously creepy.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....q.kcKlGPB28w--

That's the Pope.

Are you sure that's not Chancellor Palpatine in a santa outfit?

Disagree:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Cillian+Murphy/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=14ege178s/EXP=1135350184/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/red_eye/cillian_murphy/redeyepreg.jpg[/IMG]

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It is about 16 degrees this morning. I need to stop at the bank, and I got there at 10 minutes to 9. I try the door, because I can see all the people in there already. It's locked- and several look up and see me. I was left standing in 16 degrees until 9:01 when they finally opened.

Where the fuck is personal service or curtesy? I could see one women sipping coffee and eating a biscuit- others joking with each other- it's not like they were doing anything that would prevent them from letting me in. No secret cash counts or anything.

I stood, breaths huge clouds of smoke looking in at the sitting area, with several comfortable chairs. Why not let me in- they could ignore me until 9:01- just let me the fuck in.

And this was one of those supposed "personal service" banks for larger accounts. Fuck.

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Live richly, my ass.

sb's dream guy
 

I noticed that we have been to / in at least 8 of their properties. They are all quite good. I now put the family up in the one across the street from our place when they come to visit.

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Were you visibly holding a box-cutter?

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Such a long way to go to brag about the fact you're a partner.

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It wasn't for me. I had just left your mom's and she asked me to deposit last night's receipts for her.

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A non-equity partner, however.

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Smart AND Rich! Someday, you'll make some nice girl a wonderful sugar daddy.