Re: FB post.
 

I think I just killed her in Metal Gear Solid 4.

(Ask your kids, 'cause I am a child).

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Some of us didn't have the benefit of being in the the 5th grade for 4 years.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

I don't player hate, I just stay awake.

Take a lesson? Has this bile gotten you anywhere?

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Yeah, it did, and they made me a moderator. Oh snap.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

you're a mod? cool! you should start giving out yellow cards!

sure, you'd be stealing someone else's act, but has that ever slowed you down before?

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

WRT yellow cards, it appears that Flower and Penske moved to Japan, went into business and jumped the shark.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Don't despair dude, just keep with your regular high-volume, low-value posting strategy, and someday you'll wear someone out and make it to mod. Of course, at that point, the in crowd will have moved on to some other, higher title that you won't be able to attain either, but of course I will be too polite to remind you of that fact. I am nice. That's why people like me.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

My posting strategy is aim for the butt.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Speaking of aiming for the butt, with the wonder that is Facebook, I have reconnected with many a high-school friend, and it turns out that a large percentage of my high school friends are gay.

What do I make of this?**




**I know, I know... a bowtie, a brooch, a little dog, etc.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

do you have friends that love cats? several?

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

I am curious as to why you hyphenated high-school in the first instance, but not in the second. Is that to mess with our heads? Because mission accomplished.

Re: FB post.
 

hey, now. It took Ty a lot of courage to post this portrait of Mrs. Slothrop. Be nice.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

I have reconnected with many who are now becoming close friends that I didn't think even knew I existed back then. Apparently, I was "cool" in circles I did't even realize I was part of.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

It's code. the second instance refers to the people she once got high with, and the first is to disguise it. always assume dtb is not incorrect grammatically.

Coltrane
 

I have to say I am a little upset that Coltrane never asked me to be his facebook friend. I'm just putting that out there.

Re: Coltrane
 

maybe because that would push him to ineligible for your dating pool?

Re: Coltrane
 

He's a shy little bitch. You have to make the first move.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

When I reconnected with the hot girl (but didn't seem very smart) who was in my homeroom, I was even more disappointed. I figured that I would be able to take some satisfaction that she'd be working some low paying job, living in the same small town, and would not have aged well.

Nope.

She's just as hot as she was then, has an MBA, works for one of the highest end consulting firms, and lives in a fancy suburb.

But I'm her Facebook friend now, which probably is better than I would have done in highschool.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Careful Wonk. I smell a set up here.

Re: Coltrane
 

Hank, what's with the gunning for "Poster Most Likely to Come Up with a Charitable Explanation for Stuff"? You're going to expose your sensitive side!

Re: Coltrane
 

Careful, dtb. I smell a setup here.

Re: Coltrane
 

Coltrane is too old for my dating pool.

Re: Coltrane
 

You don't want me as a friend. I am an idiot who downloads facebook viruses.

http://blog.wired.com/business/2008/...ace-virus.html

Re: Coltrane
 

Excuses, excuses.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Yeah, but Wonk wouldn't necessarily object to the bucket of pig's blood if you could promise there might be some bacon in it.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

say what you will about Pol Pot, but some time on a farm could have done you a world of good.

Re: Coltrane
 

Do people only get upset with things like this on facebook, or should I be pining over that unanswered linkedin invite?

Re: Coltrane
 

c) All of the above.

Re: Coltrane
 

I'm sure the difference in your lesser reaction to a rejection compared to GWNC's has more to do with the frequency of rejection in your respective lives, and therefore the realization of the possibility, moreso than the medium of the rejection.

Hank's Sensitive Side
 

Gwinky already found it. It's the butt.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one again.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Well I had my first HS crush look ME up. OBTW she looks as good as she did then.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

I reconnected with the hot older cheerleader from HS who I nearly lost my virginity to* when I was 15 (she was 17). She's just as stupid as she was back then. Sweet, but painfully dumb.

*someone walked in the bathroom (yep) just as we were getting ready to do the deed. It was another 6 months or so before I actually had sex. I never slept with her.

Re: Coltrane
 

I am afraid to go back to the site.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Rub some salt in, why don't you?

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.

Re: Coltrane
 

Pussy.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it. So of course I wanted to have it again and again and again. The dude I lost my virginity to was also my boyfriend at the time so of course I wanted to have sex with him. After a few months of me wanting sex all the time and him not so much, he declared to all and sundry that I was an insatiable nympho and that he couldn't be with me anymore. So he dumped me a few days before prom.

I think I have told this story before but several years later, after he was married (presumably to a non-nympho) and thinking about getting divorced, he showed up at my place one night wanting to have sex. Because I am an insatiable ho, I was up for it. Then we were naked and buzzed and about to fuck when all of a sudden he decides he can't go through with it.

I do not believe he is on facebook. If he was, it would not bother me if we were not facebook friends because I am now over his repressed ass.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

Me, too. But that's where the parallels end.

Re: Flooding in Venice.
 

It is unfortunate that you were not my highschool boyfriend.