Slots B, C, D . . . and E?
 

Apparently a great deal of company. But I guess it's time-efficient.

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

http://www.localvoter.com just launched, and is trying to be a non-partisan comprehensive voting information site. It covers all of Austin, Dallas and Houston.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

My bad, I thought it was Delic. He's not bad either.
Andy Roddick is the Penelope Cruz of he tennis world. In some photos he's adorable, in others he's cross-eyed and funny looking.

Anne
Sarah Michelle Gellar is in the Penelope category too.

CIA recruitment
 

Apparently the CIA likes Alias so much that they've asked Jennifer Gardner to be in their recruitment videos.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ision_alias_dc

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

Nifty! I like that you can click on the different amendments and get a nice long explanation.

I was actually surprised that the LWV thing did not seem slanted. Of course, I'm less likely to notice slants I agree with, so perhaps some rabid conservative should examine it and clue me in to the subtle shadings.

Victoria's True Secret
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469

Not Ghost in a Jar, but amusing. People will pay money for anything.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

Concur, except it is usually he looks not good. Eyes are too close together. Has taht inbred southern look.

Delic was love's baby soft. And Sargisian didnt look bad to me, in an elvis kinda way. all these men are goodlooking. it is unreal.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

Same for the ladies. Lindsay Davenport. Damn she's hot.

Ah how I long for the days when Amanda Coetzer looked youthful...

And it's no fun lusting after Anna now that she's an old spinster...

Edited to add that I busted out my old Prince Synergy from HS to play with a guy who plays quite often. He said my racket was embarrassing. Maybe I should have played with the Yamaha Secret...

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

Things to keep in mind while voting.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...pstory/2070163

(woefully inadequate self-regulation of the medical profession)

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...olitan/2070589

(tortious timber removal)

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

I never knew you were a plaintiff's lawyer!!! ;)

Edited to ask if any native Texan can explain why all this crap is in the constitution and not just laws like in normal states.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

Fuck, now I need a new crush since I am clearly Chris Evertian to this guy. Shape Shifter? Pushy? Hot Topix?

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

I'm glad Brad Gilbert is coaching him (Roddick) now. More eye candy.

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

My gawd, you guys must have a constitution the size of War and Peace!

("Amendment #17 - To allow the state capital building cooks to serve lunch past 1:30 on Thursday.")

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

Brad Gilbert never did it for me, until now. He has that confidence, that I will make you cum unti lyou are nothing but a shivering pile of jelly, vibe to him, doesnt he? I love the way he puts his mind into someone else's body and takes control. Fuckijg sexy. Except when they mention his teenage son. What a turnoff.

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

If I had to guess, my answer would be "carpetbagger," in the original usage of the word.

Non-Texans Should Ignore
 

No kidding. I guess since the legislature only meets every two years (required gratuitous partisan statement -- unless DeLay is in the mood to gerrymander) the regular people have to pick up the slack. Except I don't think that many people usually vote in these elections.

Edited to add, or maybe the legislature only needs to meet every couple years because most things are constitutional amendments . . .

Maintenance poll.
 

I'm late to this thread - but their place didn't look like a house to me - but a 2 or 3 room apartment with too many people for the space. My bet is that it was a disaster again within 48 hours, despite having most of their trash stored in a storage bin by the QEGs

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

So are Julia Roberts and Mena Suvari. The difference is that SMG has DSLs from any angle.

If there were a God, J.Lo. would have a Penelope Problem, but she doesn't, so there isn't.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

You got it. He's not the best looking guy, but the man just oozes sex appeal. He's gotten better with age, but he was on my list of tennis crushes back in his playing days.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

I'm not sure I can handle that kind of pressure.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

DSLs?

The only time I have ever spoken harshly to my Tivo
 

was Tuesday, when we were selected to be Nielsen family, but then disqualified when the interviewer found out we have a Tivo. Godfuckingdammit! I could have saved "Lucky"! I could have saved "Keen Eddie"! Now, the nation's programming decisions will continue to rest in the hands of a bunch of drooling idiots who watch whatever happens to be on when they get home.

I weep for our future.

TI3
 

Man you got me all excited there for just second. I thought Mark Wahlberg was going to be on the show. And if he was (sans shirt) THAT would have made the show totally worth watching. Much like Rock Star - a great movie for the fact that Mark Wahlberg doesn't wear a shirt (or button the one he's wearing) for much of the movie.

Your (my) daily moment of Zen.
 

It's worse for J.Lo. She's so bland looking. She's a human rice cake. At least Cruz is striking from SOME (most) angles. Lopez is striking from none. She's an above-average latin girl. I would bet that everyone sees five girls on the street EVERY DAY who are better looking than her.

CIA recruitment
 

Geez, while I am sure I wouldn't make the CIA's cut, I sure would like to watch that promo once or twice. Probably once. By myself.

TI3
 

That is so gay. anttwat.

TI3
 

Et tu?

Useless Quote
 

And that is what I have heretofore decided. They will be in town soon, which is good as there is a relative paucity of decent shows until Enon comes back to town. And because Courtney Taylor is sooo dreamy, you are right about the female fans, which is great becuase I am only attracted to women who could be on suicidegirls.com (with a few disasterous exceptions), although I see plenty of hot chicks at most shows (which is why I found the recent thread about women at indy shows a bit confusing and whoever it was that equated hippy chicks with indy chicks, you have displayed an unimaginable amount of ignorance).

TI3
 

I didn't care for Rock Star.

Huh?
 

What is a Ant Twat?

not7y(other than a good name for a punk band)S

TI3
 

Is it because Jennifer Aniston was dressed like a frumpy hippy chick for most of the movie? I nominated it for "eye candy movie of the year" since Marky Mark wore clothing throughout Planet of the Apes and Arnold doesn't disrobe anymore.

Speaking of hotties, did anyone see Colin Farrel on Leno last night? Except for the fact that they kept bleeping him, I thought it was cute when the lady who won the biggest lottery ever grabbed his hand and wouldn't let go.

TI3
 

It was a rerun I think because I happened to see it a few weeks ago. I thought the lottery winner was very sweet. And he was sweet with her.

TI3
 

Typical. The nights I have to work late are when the hot guys are on Leno. Well, at least there was a rerun.

P.S. Love the ghost in the jar!

TI3
 

And the ghost in the jar loves you. Especially the black thing, which will probably visit you tonight in your nightmares now that you have acknowledged it. You fool.

I have received another picture of breasts now. This means I have the following:

1 ass (male)
1 body shot with modesty saved by a black line (male)
1 naked lizard (and it is the sexiest one) (male)
4 breastssss (well actually 8 cause they come in pairs.)

So send more people.

Little Lord Font-leroy.
 

Has anyone else heard the rumor that Frasier is actually going to cast and depict Maris on screen? Why not just take out a big full page ad in every paper across the country saying "we ran out of ideas long ago, but we want to keep milking the cash cow for as long as we can."

VMAs tonight
 

I haven't watched the VMAs in years, but I just saw this little tidbit.


From popdirt.com

Britney & Christina To Perform Madonna Classic At VMA's
Posted on Thursday, August 28 @ 02:32:41 PDT by MusicMan


The New York Daily News is spoiling the fun for tonight's Video Music Awards. They report that according to a spy at rehearsals, Britney Spears will appear in a white wedding dress on top of a giant wedding cake while singing 'Like a Virgin,' in tribute to Madonna's number at the 1984 VMAs. Then Christina Aguilera will take the stage, dressed identically, and do the same routine. After that, Madonna and Missy Elliott come out and sing Madonna's latest hit, 'Hollywood'. Jennifer Lopez was supposed to be involved too but she had to back out because of filming commitments in Canada.

Big Alison 4
 

I don't think it's really the same. Jenna was nowhere near as hateful as Alison. Vapid and dumb, but not hateful. Plus, Jenna won the final three immunity competitions, including the crucial endurance one, thus proving her mettle and showing herself to be a worthy champion. I was surprised, but not shocked, that she beat Matthew; it might have been a case of "Rob dragged Matthew to where he is, kicking and screaming, and he was a lucky sonofabitch, and I'll be damned if I'm going to vote for that nut-job."

Alison, meanwhile, is a psycho hose-beast, who will probably come in second to Erika. Erika has the "Lisa" thing going for her, in the sense that she looks a bit like last year's champion. I like Erika's chances a lot at this point.

Big Alison 4
 

Yeah, but if Erika wins she'll just spend the money on stupid stuff, like another pink hat or some more pink boots, maybe with fur on the top or something. Agreed, Alison is hateful and I think Jun would be smart to get her ass voted off, she'll stab anyone in the back. I think Donny is finally seeing her for what she really is, I hope he dumps her.

TI3
 

Objection.

The abbreviation for this reality tv show should obviously be:

TIT

Get with the program, people.

Little Lord Font-leroy.
 

A full page ad would be a subtle way of communicating that fact in comparison to bringing back Lilith, or Diane, or Lilith and Diane, for guest spots.

I don't know anyone who still watches Frasier. Then again, I don't know anyone who's ever watched The King of Queens, and that's a top-ten show, even though it has nothing to do with gay people.