TM breasticle day II recap
 

The address for pics is info@lawtalkers.com

As before, nude is great, clothed is acceptable, any body part is fine. Bilmore may send a picture of his harry feet being inserted in his shoes, otherwise no inserting of body parts in things please, and most definitely no inserting of one person's body part in another person's body part.

I need them by midnight on the 4th.

Oh one last thing, they need to be your own body parts.

Boy Meets Boy
 

I know I'm a day late with this, but I finally got around to watching Tuesday's episode and there is no doubt that Franklin is the straight. The fact that he was paired with Sean is good evidence, and the fact that he acts straighter than Abba's hair is also good evidence, but the best evidence is the fact that when James was asking him about his first dating experiences he said "It wasn't until college that I came out of the closet "

I have never heard a gay man, when talking about coming out, actually say that he came "out of the closet". It's always, "When I came out..." or "I didn't tell people until..." or something along those lines. Saying "I didn't come out of the closet until college" is a totally straight-man-pretending-to-be-gay thing to do.

VMAs tonight
 

I'm sure the real reason J. Ho backed out is because she does not want to be subjected to "Gigli" jokes. Maybe Ben still will attend, accompanied by a stripper.

Dua(I meant "exotic dancer")lit

Boy Meets Boy
 

I haven't been watching this show, but that is a very good observation. I've not thought about it before, but rarely do I ever use that entire phrase. I'll say I came out in law school, or I didn't come out until I was 23. Or being closeted sucked, or something like that. But never, I didn't come out of the closet until law school.

But I haven't seen the guy, he could just be a dork.

TM breasticle day II recap
 

Little Lord Font-leroy.
 

ER already did that 5 years ago. Or at least it should have.

Little Lord Font-leroy.
 

Related -- I just read that Kid Rock will be pushing the Coors Light "Rock On" campaign while shilling for the NFL in some kind of symbiotic incestuous relationship. Who the fuck still listens to Kid Rock? Who did in the first place? What about hepatitis? Now I know that the folks over at Coors are pretty fucked up, what with the massive amounts of $$$ they give to the John Birch Society and other groups, but really!!

I also read that there are more cars than workers/commuters in the U.S. -- a ratio of 1.9:1.8.

Boy Meets Boy
 

Thanks for the validation. And he's kind of dorky but in a very hot, curly-tousled-hair, tall, lithe, do-able kind of way. Which almost made me think he might be gay b/c I have a habit of being attracted to gay men, but the fact that PP is attracted to him too might cancel that out.

Also, it's clear that Brian is gay b/c had a crush on Dan (who did the best job of fooling me of anyone on the show) and Wes is just gayer than cheese. Also, if Wes were straight, he wouldn't have said "why did you think I was gay? You just assumed...."

Paging Chef - Britney alert!
 

Britney Spears will be performing at the NFL Kickoff Live 2003 , to be held on the National Mall on Thursday, September at 8PM.

DC-based folks may have noticed the appearance of temporary wooden walls on the Constitution Ave. side of the mall. Apparently they are to shield Britney from the hollowed-out yet still ogling eyes of poorly-shod bureaucrats.

Snap Breasticle photos here
 

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CALIFORNIA
FLORIDA
HAWAII
Hangin’ Loose (866/543-6324, www.hanginloose.com) is another naturist-run lodging on the Big Island (my favorite name).
LOUISIANA (shocking)
MISSOURI
CANADA (shocking as well)
JAMAICA
MEXICO


small small picture of naked ass swimming here

TM breasticle day II recap
 

Harry's still too pissed off for me to even consider doing that. I even mention them and he just explodes. Maybe when he gets more used to the prosthetics . . .

TM breasticle day II recap
 

I like your smile.

The photos will be posted on the breasticle board I set up, which you should be able to see now if you have been granted access. I think I still have to add a couple of people.

They will not be associated with screen names.

You may not form composites, you may not download any of the photos.

QE for the Buff Guy
 

I skipped my QE assessment this week. Ooops.

The reason I am over Ted is the little tips they do at the end. He's just a touch dorky during the episode, but then is wooden and robotic doing his tip against the white backdrop. BTW, I'd have a hard time justifying $500 worth of lamb for a wedding, much less a BBQ in honor of my mother.

I should hate Kyan. He's given me every reason to. The laws of nature require him to be much dumber than he is. But he's funny and very sweet natured. The part about the "pre-garbage can" in the bathroom was funny.

Thom had better shape the fuck up. Pottery Barn? Because it's based in San Francisco? A fucking beach mural in the bedroom? Thom, the '80s are over for a reason.

Jai did a huge disservice in failing to teach this Greek meatball how to make a proper toast to the guest of honor. This is the easiest of the dying social arts to teach, and Jai dropped the ball.

Carson is getting complacent, or running out of ideas. He's dressing people up like him, not like themselves.

The prospective GF was a total whore for airtime. Contrast this with the prospective GF in the Butch (serial killer artist) episode, who was too busy looking stunned to mug for the camera and came off much better for it.

I felt sad for the mom. It looked like she didn't have too much other than her son. Witness that all the people at the party in her honor were her son's friends and clients. Then again, if my son got shot trying to save me, I'd dedicate the remainder of my life to him, too.

TM breasticle day II recap
 

Heh. I stand typo corrected.

Parts
 

I love how you are using the term "parts" for this.

Body Parts. Disembodied Tits. This is a beer commercial (except for the lizard or newt or whatever it is).

Parts
 

Well, it is what they are, parts. Though in some cases people show more than just a specific part. Some of the photos are quite artistic and lovely, I have to say.

I think it is a lizard. But I am not really sure. And it isn't a part of a lizard, it is a whole lizard.

And this isn't a beer commercial, it is some surreal reality show. I mean think about it. You have a bunch of people some of whom know who I am some of whom do not, emailing me pictures of their body parts, so I may post them on the Internet, so other people (of a limited number) may view them. Now of course none of you will know who submitted a picture, unless the people tell you, and in some cases I don't know who submitted it because they did it with an anonymous email.

And who is running this show? A lesbian who is so vanilla that the thought of the first breasticle day made her cringe, never mind the concept that I have now become a pornographer. The things I do for you people. None of my friends would believe this if I told them.

This is fucking hilarious is what it is.

Most Parts are Edible
 

If it makes you feel any better, you're only a pornographer if you make money off of the venture. If you're doing it for free and for the betterment of society, you're an artiste!

Most Parts are Edible
 

Much, thank you.

I just got my very first penis! And it's big.

Well not my first one, I had one before, years ago, but you know what I mean, and it's been a while since I got a penis.

So thanks penis dude.

Now we have:

1 ass
1 penis
1 body shot (modest)
1 lizard
4 pairs of breastsss
and a partridge in a pear tree.

Most Parts are Edible
 

And with that you just upped your female viewership of the breasticle board. Plus Dualit. WTG.

Most Parts are Edible
 

The monster unit resubmitted?

Most Parts are Edible
 

We aim to please.

Most Parts are Edible
 

I must say this seems a bit...incongruous when looking at that Niles avatar.

Most Parts are Edible
 

That's NOT a fuckin' partridge!

Damn.

I KNEW I should've shaved first . . .

Most Parts are Edible
 

No, not the monster unit. No one has submitted that one yet.

Most Parts are Edible
 

Do we have any requests? I have not done my photo shoot yet and we've all seen my TITS. But maybe for anonymity reasons I should stick with them. For those of us who are procrastinating the photos, give us some direction.

Most Parts are Edible
 

Trimming is all we request.

Most Parts are Edible
 

Told you you were harry.

Parts
 

You make a compelling case, which, when combined with Narcy's remarkable relativism, makes it look like you have a hit.

Most Parts are Edible
 

Submitting other body parts will out you? Do you have the most distinct ass on the planet?

Most Parts are Edible
 

It's very special.

Parts
 

Damn, we're going to start sounding like PJ and Thurgreed.

"Keep posting about me you obsessed freak."

But hey, at least you've realized that I'm remarkable.

Harley Riders or Milwaukee-ites?
 

The 100th Anniversary celebration is taking place this week in Milwaukee. Sounds like fun:

There are also 14 weddings taking place. Here's a picture of the first happy couple:

http://cache.boston.com/images/daily/28/harley.jpg
Hmmm, visible tats, no white leather, wonder who brought the kegs.

Link to Boston.com article here

Most Parts are Edible
 

I vote for your TITS again. But I am kind of conservative. And if you have TITs like mine, they're never quite exactly the same from day to day. So it could be like a whole new experience.

Parts
 

I should have used "special," in light of the previous posts.

Harley Riders or Milwaukee-ites?
 

Though I attended a similar event several years ago (Was it the 95th anniversary? Probably.), I did not purchase or in any way contribute to the kegs this year. This is fantastic people watching, especially when observing the Harley guys comment on the art in a museum near the location of the extravaganza.

Little Lord Font-leroy.
 

Apropos of apropos of nothing, I was recently in New Rochelle. It most definately would not be mistaken for Mayberry or Podunkville anymore. Queens, maybe.

When there I kept seeing signs for something called NEW ROC CITY, upon further inquiry, I found out it is this large apparently new entertainment "mall" there that is kind of frightening. Four stories of nothing but entertainment. Video arcade, small amusement rides, pool hall, movies. I think there might have even been go-karts. No ragtime though.

Most Parts are Edible
 

This just begs for someone with great web-fu to post a link to the Onion article about "Town Celebrates Lance _____'s Perfect Ass"

Please? Pretty please?

str8u

Birmingham
 

Anyone in Birmingham, Alabama? If yes, please PM me.

Most Parts are Edible
 

Didn't see that. But I am definitely getting one of these:

http://www.simplyvintage.com/images/...f-the-arts.jpg

Is it too, you know, Hot Topic?

Most Parts are Edible
 

No. Urban Outfitters.