Online Monday
 

This is a good idea, I'll write something up. People who would like to volunteer to speak to press if they ask for people please send me PM.

Dawson's Creek--Plea for Help
 

Which just goes to show, prime time's gone to hell in a handbasket ever since they cancelled 'Dynasty.'

Hell, even the butt-ugly cast of 'Falcon Crest' had the sleek Europimp look of Lorenzo Lamas going for it.

Italian for Beginners
 

Caught this on cable. It was really quite good. Because it's Dogme 95 certified, the cinematography and the pacing are entirely different from an American movie, and the humor is very dry and subtle. I recommend it as a sweet little ensemble piece about loneliness and modern European life.

Italiensk for begyndere ("Italian for Beginners") (2001).

The woman who plays Guilia is a hot little filly. She's apparently a rock percussionist in real life. She replaces Audrey Tautou in my "I no speak English" sex fantasies.

On topicish: products!
 

I had heard of the Epicuren facial and wanted to buy products but was told taht I should consult with an aesthetician who knew the line bc of the enzyme base of the products- could be harmful if the wrong products were used. I ended up getting the six step kit, which I had to wait like two weeks for bc the salon cannot keep it in stock. Just got it on Saturday and I love it. So far.

I would try to find a salon that does an epicuren facial in your neck of the woods. And give me feedback. You are my product hero.

Fetish
 

Hey, I clearly said I like brunettes with pale skin and medium sized tits. That's pretty open-minded. But if you can find me a redheaded Asian, I'll hit that with a quickness.

Absinthe Cocktail for Sale in Britain
 

Deco is not the cocktail of Summer 2003. Absinthe is archaically now a cultural relic of Moulin Rouge, anyway. The image of John Leguizamo should not be associated with any type of drinking experience. This association would prove to be very displeasing.

This summer, think Pisco Sour.

It is widely known (at least in New York, Minnesota and Austin) that in a move to wipe the nasty piece of liquid hype known as the mojito off the face of cocktail culture, you should shirk the mojito and drink only the Pisco Sour.

If any person has told you otherwise, then that person is a Baz Luhrmann-loving, mojito-swilling liar.
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Now with the kung-fu grip!
 

Looks more like the eagerly awaited Atticus Grinch* (tm) Action Figure! Parents, you should get this year's "must have" toy early before the mobs of Generic Winter Giftgiving Holiday shoppers snatch them all up.

*I picked poor Atticus only because his moniker sounded better in combination with "Action Figure" to me than Mmmmm Burger, Str8outa, or Mister Ruysbroek.

More Reality TV
 

Because everyone knows that the "best catch" is a doctor or a lawyer and there's no way a doctor's going to do a reality show.:dance2:

The Great One
 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hoc.../gretzky_slam/

spree: It's the plan to hold a regular-season game between the Montreal Canadiens and the Edmonton Oilers in Commonwealth Stadium -- with the Oilumni vs. Les Ancient Canadiens as a preliminary. Oldtimers on an OUTSIDE RINK, no less.

Happy, happy, joy, joy.

:sportswav :cheers:

Now with the kung-fu grip!
 

Oh. My. God. It's like space aliens abducted Atticus, spent days back on their planet examining every inch of him with sophisticated probes, and gave us a little replica of him. It's uncanny.

On topicish: products!
 

Here is the link to the website that describes the products and has a salon finder. If you get the facial, watch out for the cinnamon peel. Feels like Your face is covered in red hots. Yet amazingly, its a peel that wont burn the skin. http://www.epicuren.com

Fetish
 

There is one waiting tables at Tryst here in the district. She wore braids and had braces if you also have a schoolgirl fetish. Go the whole nine yards. I also recall tahat the George Michael ex-gf from I Want Your SEx video is a redheaded asian. She is probably available.

Fetish
 

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Atticus, maybe I've been spoiled by Ty and Burger, but every time you underline something in a post, I think it's a link, and am disappointed when I double click on the chosen word and nothing happens. Although in the last instance, it's probably for the better, considering that my boss was just in my office.

The Great One
 

Excellent. And now a little rant about the Stanley Cup.

1. Hockey may be a lot of things, but I never saw it as cheezy. ABC's coverage is Cheesy with a capital C. Who is Sam Ryan and is there any hockey fan out there that gives a shit what Jean-Sebastien Gigeure's fiancee has to say about anything? Maybe flash the camera on her for a second because she's pretty, but an interview? Who cares - this is the fucking Stanley cup for god's sake, not the superbowl.

2. Those were two of the softest goals I have ever seen. I think I could have stopped one of them. Go ducks.

On topicish: products!
 

Well, I will have to take your word for it. No one here is licensed to carry Epicuren.

Even(at least we're ahead on the Pisco Sour Summer 2003 . . .)Odds