Public service announcement
 

We have over 30k posts on lawtalkers!

COOL

Public service announcement
 

And you used your 1100th post to announce it.

Even(welcome to the darkside)Odds

TF on Survivor?
 

(yes, this premise has even gotten old for me already, and yet I plod on)

Here she is -- http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivo.../christa.shtml


She is a member of the Sports Car Club of America so she can be a member of her fiancé's pit crew when he races.

Public service announcement
 

Does this mean I can sneak out of the office and enjoy a GLORIOUS 3-DAY WEEKEND now?

Quickly
 

1. Based on the bio pics on cbs.com - Survivor 7 will not have a lot of hotties on the women side.

2. VMAs - after the monologue, these can only be watched with the sound off.

Public service announcement
 

NO.

Keep posting.

Less on Survivor?
 

And he's relocated to the Valley to live the porn star lifestyle (wait, has that been done on the show already?) -- http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivo...io/shawn.shtml


Cohen and his twin brother have recently established a new business where individuals can post on-line portfolios and artist reels.


"online portfolios" and "artist reels", that's what they are calling it these days, eh?

TF on Survivor?
 

Hey, I look like the chick who played Marcia Brady in the movies and then married Ben Stiller.

TF on Survivor?
 

She can turn my wreches any time. Did you notice the arrest disclosure? They must have hired some staffers away from the smoking gun.

(The premise is old, but please continue. You're in too deep to stop.)

TF on Survivor?
 

Breakthrough
 

Holy shit! I'm cured. All that money spent for nothing.

Miss Vermont on Survivor?
 

I'm stymied on a board reference for this one, but it must be posted -- http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivo...o/darrah.shtml


She is most proud of passing her National Board of Funeral Service exam to become a certified mortician and is also proud of winning Most Beautiful at Holmes Community College.


So was she competing against other morticians? More information is required.

Miss Vermont on Survivor?
 

I'm intrigued. A gravedigger and a mortician on Survivor. It must be really challenging this season. I'll have to watch.

Less on Survivor?
 

Can I please get some work done now?

Oh yeah, that's right. I'm not working. Ever sit down to do your timesheets and have absolutely no recollection of a particular day, or week? And the people around you are no help. It's like I've lost the memory of some days forever. So I come back here, hoping to jog my memory and now all I see are pictures of Marcia Brady and Ben Stiller in my mind. This is not helping.

TF on Survivor?
 

What the fuck are these?

Less on Survivor?
 

I can have that effect.

RANT OF THE DAY
 

When you have finished pushing countless buttons at the ATM machine

and have taken your money

and have taken your receipt

and have put the money in your wallet

and have taken your card

and have put the card in your wallet

and have fumbled around trying to place the receipt in your wallet

and have looked all around the machine to see if there is anything that you may have forgotten after your long stay

and have stared at the buttons on the ATM machine wondering why the keys have Braille

and have taken time to simply stare at the entire contraption, wondering about the amazing technology that lets it all happen

and as you now simply stand in front of the machine, perhaps thinking about planet zorkon or some other completely inane matter, don't you perhaps possible believe that

NOW ITS TIME TO FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND LET SOMEONE ELSE GET THEIR GODDAMN CASH!!!!

bitch.

aV

VMA Observations
 

AND, courntey love was quoted as saying she regretted her ass lipo.

TF on Survivor?
 

Can somebody please nail timmy back on the fucking cross?

Ben Affleck Schadenfreude
 

I predict he will be shacked up with Courntey Love not long after him and JHo break up over her control and trust issues and his need for breathing room.

TF on Survivor?
 

I just laughed so hard it hurt my tummy. :rofl:

For that I will gladly turn your wrenches...

I knew something was missing from Chris Rock's act at the VMAs
 

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/met...wn/image1.html

Pics of Bobby and Whitney at his hearing. Bobby is officially a free man.

Ben Affleck Schadenfreude (and a Tara Reid sighting)
 

NO. I feel sick. She is famous for nothing except being a C list actress who peaked about five years ago ( except a brief turn as Bunny Lebowski). SHe is a bleached blonde, over made up mall chick slut from New Jersey.

And I am definitely better looking than her. with a better, natural body. And way less materialistic.

I feel sick.

Bike News
 

Also known as Confidential to PJ, Burger, and AdL:

Tyler fracture his hip in a crash and is out for the rest of the season.

http://sports.yahoo.com/sc/news?slug...ters&type=lgns

The last of the VMA posts
 

Chris Rock.......

On MTV's shows
"Everytime I see ‘Say What Karaoke.’ I say 'Say what’s on the other channel.'"
On 'Making the Band' with Puff Daddy
"You get to see Puff Daddy be a mentor to the children. Who better than Puff Daddy to show the kids wrong from wronger?"

On 'Punk'd'
"I want to see them try to punk DMX. ‘DMX, you’ve been punked.’ ‘Oh yeah, you’ve been stabbed.’"

On Ashton Kutcher
"My man’s a pimp. He’ll take your girlfriend and your mother. I don’t even think he’s in love with Demi Moore. He’s just trying to punk Bruce Willis."

On Seeing Janet Jackson with Jermaine Dupree
"Damn, I had a shot. It’s like finding out about a sale a day too late."

On the deaths of overweight singers
"I don’t know where Ruben (Studdard) is, but I hope he’s eating a salad right now."
On Paula Abdul judging a singing contest
"It’s like getting Christopher Reeves to judge a dance contest."

On 50 Cent
"He took more shots to the face then Jenna Jameson."

On seating arrangements
"You have the Olsen twins over there, so then you got to put R. Kelly way up there."

On Good Charlotte
"Good Charlotte? More like a mediocre Green Day."

On LeBron James and Ashanti
"He’s trying not to be the next Kobe and she’s trying not to be the next victim."

On Eminem
"Our next presenter saves a lot of money on Mother’s Day."

On Lil Jon
"Doesn’t Lil Jon look a lot like a black Cousin It."

On P. Diddy
"Our next presenter is being sued by more people that the Catholic Church."

On the 'Queer Eye' guys
"Our next five presenters make a living out of dressing up the guys who beat them up in high school. Give it up for the gay Beatles."

After 50 Cent's performance
"Today is the anniversary of Martin Luther King’s 'I Have a Dream’ speech —isn’t it nice to see that his dream has finally come true?"

After Coldplay's performance
"I hope you all didn’t slit your wrists to that one."

On the Williams sisters
"Our next two presenters have beaten the crap out of more white girls than Rick James."

On the show 'Cribs'
"It’s just celebrities showing off their crap. They should change the name to Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah."

On Ben Stiller & Drew Barrymore
"These two are Hollywood royalty, which means they’re inbred and out of touch with the common man."

Courtesy of MSNBC.com

Bike News
 

Evenodds fracture her English, but she only out until post 1151.

CDF (also a TDF devotee)

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Your avatar annoys me. Here's a new one.

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...aze/thrash.jpg

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Since Day One I have wanted a new avatar but I don't know how to do it. I will try this one but no guarantees -- computer savvy I am not.

Less on Survivor?
 

Why do you have that picture as your avatar? Is that your dog?

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Go to your user cp. Click on options. Click on avatar. where it gives you the option to put an address put in this link

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...aze/thrash.jpg

Confidential to Thrasher
 

That's nice. But I still think this would be better:

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...eaze/astro.jpg

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Happy now? I know that I am. I want to take my new avatar and hug it and kiss it and call it George. I have never been gifted an avatar before -- does this mean that you love me? :kisscheek

The Tara Reid challenge
 

Can someone post a picture of her looking attractive, and classy? After reading Mark's views on the good life and how his kids wont play tennis, and how he could care less about Anna Kournikova, I have to read he is dating someone who will spend all his money on eyeliner, seven jeans, and vodka sodas? I havent had a crush on a celeb like this since I was in seventh grade and heartsick at the sight of Doctor Noah Drake. A Steffi Graf, or even a Tennis Yoko, I could handle. But not this.

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Very much. And, you don't ever have to worry about me asking you for anal sex. Therefore no need of the astroglide Even so thoughtfully has provided.

:flowers:

Less on Survivor?
 

SHUT UP. It's an improvement over the last one.

The Tara Reid challenge
 

Classy being relative.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...22&sa=N&tab=wi

The Tara Reid challenge
 

That would depend on such a picture existing.

It's like Rock said last night about Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri: "She's a 10 and he's a 4. That means I had a shot."

Rant of the day
 

A woman told me today she loved my hair color. I was on the phone with a friend at the time and I relayed what the woman said. The response from the friend? "Wow - I bet you don't get that very often." Think first, speak later, Bitch.

Another handy hint - don't tell pregnant women they look "huge" or "enormous." We are well aware, thank you.

I've been thinking of trying to install an avatar - suggestions?

-TL, who happens to like her hair color, TYVM.

Confidential to Thrasher
 

Much better.
-TL

Rant of the day
 

Yeah. Something huge.