Rant of the day
 

What are you into? Thrasher was kinda easy, given her name and all.

Rant of the day
 

She probably just meant that hair color isn't something that people generally comment on.

Why am I being pleasant on a Friday?

Rant of the day
 

A box of Nice n Easy?

Ben Affleck Schadenfreude (and a Tara Reid sighting)
 

It's people like here that give NJ a bad name. OK. It's people like her AND the dumps along the Turnpike AND the malls AND the guidos down the Shore AND the big hair AND Trenton AND Newark....

Anne
I may be from there, but my hair is not big!

The Tara Reid challenge
 

She looks like Allison from BB4. With some serious saggy tits. She might rethink the no bra situation. She is completely average looking. You think she is hot?

The Tara Reid challenge
 

I think that is half of what is making me feel sick. The other half being that his probalby huge, thick, beautiful penis has been dipped in the equivalent of a sewage drain in Newark and I dont know if I want that in me.

The Tara Reid challenge
 

I do not think she is hot, fwiw. I think she is trashy looking. (Although, to be truthful, if I were a guy I would want to have sex with her once at least).

I sympathize with you because I can 100% relate on the Dr Noah Drake thing.

Rant of the day
 

So I walked into that. Thanks. Bitch.

Leagle - I am into sleeping and billing and puking occasionally. Can you work with that? I'll try to find something this weekend, but I'm technologically challenged, so expect a whiny PM from me begging for help.

-TL

The Tara Reid challenge
 

Who told her that super ultra low rise pants look good on someone with a boyish figure like hers? Yuck.

Also, that eyeliner is obnoxious. The Carson Daly Roast with the Tara Reid impersonator was pretty funny.

The Tara Reid challenge
 

Thanks, Paigs, I will carry that mental image with me for some time to come...

Rant of the day
 

This is my suggestion:
http://www.boomspeed.com/leagleaze/cherub.gif

Rant of the day
 

Because Bilmore and GWNC beat you to the meany comments? But you're my new best friend now. Like it or not. Can I call you George?

-TL

Tara Reid
 

Tara Reid falls into a very common class of Hollywood women: somewhat pretty looking, decent body, but gets her hair and makeup done all the time and a bunch of nice clothes, so she looks pretty good. Of course she is vapid and has a terrible personality and is positively C-list, but it's not like she's the dog some of you are making her out to be.

If paigow really looks that much better than her, I think I need to make a major last ditch effort to get admitted to the BB[1] and badger Paigs to put some pictures up. Or, since that's unlikely to happen, maybe I should just pm paigow pictures of my pecker[2] and try to get her to reciprocate.




[1] Breasticle Board

[2] Which I think is pretty nice, but I am no Greek tennis god.

Rant of the day
 

It was just . . . there. What could I do?

Tara Reid
 

I dont have a pecker. And while I would say I am defintely better than Tara Reid in the face and body, and I think Coltrane would agree (right darlin?), that is not saying I necessarily am the female equivalent of a Greek Tennis God. Though, Your Mileage May Vary

Tara Reid
 

Who says "pecker"? Is it pickled?*


*Note: Do not mistake this derision for an attempt to flirt. You would know if I was flirting with you. I am not. Nor do I wish to see your pickled pecker.

Rant of the day
 

I felt pity for your obvious misery. Though you did get and have stayed pregnant on purpose, so it's kinda your own damn fault. I'll be really really snarky and mean later on.

You can call me whatever you want, but I might forget that that's my "name" and fail to respond.

Tara Reid
 

Agreed. The last time I fucked Tera it was terrible.


I really wanted to write that I would still dip my penis into Tera's sewage, but it just doesn't seem right...

Tara Reid
 

John Waters.

And there was this movie a long time ago with Sean Young and Ted McGinley called "Young Doctors in Love" and they called their kid "Peckerhead".

Those are the only two places I could think of off the top of my head where "pecker" is used.

Less on Survivor?
 

No. I don't have a dog. I wish I did, but I work too many hours to have a puppy that won't feel like it's been orphaned.

I was tired of the "gay" rhetoric surrounding my "hot" Bret Boone avatar and was cruising through my choices and this one caught my eye. I figured no one would flame a cute puppy - I could be proven wrong.

It'll change again, I can guarantee it because this one's too cutesy.

Bilmore in Survivor?
 

Did you see the guy's (Rupert's) picture? I take it that is a shot taken BEFORE they put him on the island and he couldn't bathe or groom himself?

As for his resume, a guy who can befriend troubled teens, ply them with alcohol, and is skilled at burying bodies... Seems to me we had a guy like that here about 20 years ago. What was his name?? Oh, yes. GACY.

Rant of the day
 

"Restraint" has no meaning to you apart from the handcuffs on your bedposts?

(C'mon, y'all, it's Friday. Let loose a little!)

Tara Reid
 

And now, we are on the outs.

Rant of the day
 

that and the cell in his basement.

Tara Reid
 

Hey, baby, I really appreciate all your attention and flirtation, but I'm not really interested. It's so cute the way that you pretend to deride me just so that you can pretend that you haven't sent me all sorts of dirty pms.[1] And I have neither pickled nor pictured my pecker, so I can't show you a picture of it right now.

[1] And, while I appreciate the offer, since I broke up with Slot C girl, I am going to cut back on the Slot C action for a while. But I will be sure to share your generous offer with others.

Tara Reid
 

Every heterosexual non bible-beating male would screw her. We would just make sure she keeps her mouth shut while it happens. It may even be a hate fuck for some.

Joe Shmoe
 

Add this one to the list of reasons not to go out for a reality tv show -- http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

[New "reality parody" tricks guy into believing he is on a new reality show when actually everyone else is acting.]

Tara Reid
 

nonresponsive counselor. but i guess this means that i dont want a response.

Bennifer
 

Don't get me started.

Less on Survivor?
 

I was hoping to see you respond along the lines of that Pink Panther movie:

Peter Sellers (Inspector Clouseau), sees a dog at an inn, and asks the inkeeper: "does your dog bite?"

The innkeeper says: "no."

Sellers reaches down to pet the dog, and is instantly and severely bitten. He says to the innkeeper, reproachfully,

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite?"

And the inkeeper responds, with haughty disinterest,

"That's not my dog."

Confidential to Thrasher
 

How about an avatar of a sign that says "Ilya Kovalchuk is a little bitch."

str8

Rant of the day
 

Restraint is the mother of convention.

Rant of the day
 

He didn't show me that part of the house. You must have taken a crap in his Suburban or something.

Shameless Attempt to Pad My Post Totals
 

Hey NFH, nice job with the Bennifer avatar. Very classy.

Happy, Bilmore?
 

Looky, I figured out how to avatar!

-TL

Happy, Bilmore?
 

Is the avatar intended to convey that pregnancy makes you horny?

Rant of the day
 

I have this strange mental image of hundreds of hobbits at the Javits Center, manning booths displaying chocolate handcuffs, whips, cloaks, zipper masks, elven swords, and who knows what else.

Which means it's probably time for me to go home, or take some medication.

Rant of the day
 

Still jealous, huh?

You need to move on. It wasn't personal. The time just wasn't right.

Happy, Bilmore?
 

Mostly just bad-tempered.

-T(OK, yes, horny too.)L

Hot or Not
 

That's co-dependent, Mr. Hasn't-Read-Enough-Self-Help-Books.