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PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:37 PM

Re: Dating a Lawyer?
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 403827)
Thanks to some rather mundane issues with the luckiest man alive who decided in a fit of pique that we're on a break (again), I have started dating other people.

On Saturday, I have a date with a lawyer for the first time since I was a lawyer, i.e., when Adder was in knee pants.

Anything unique to the breed I should know?

Regardless of the truth, on the 4 reel tip, they will tell you what you want to hear to get what they want from you.........:eek:

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:39 PM

Re: Dating a Lawyer?
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 403832)

The first comment there was mine, as if you couldn't have guessed. Its another thing Slave and I have in common......:(

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:40 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 403837)
Yeah, Ash needed to leave last week when he made it clear that he has no intention of being a chef. At least Ashley did something and showed some initiative.

I'm sad, in a faux-sad way, that Ashley moved to NYC. I wanted to eat her cooking at the Branzino. Maybe I will move to NYC to be closer to her.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:42 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 403843)
How about Gail? I love Gail. Not just because she's Canadian and has a great rack.
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2. I'd like to nosh on more than her cooking...... ;)

J. Fred Muggs 10-15-2009 01:48 PM

Re: Dating a Lawyer?
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 403847)
The first comment there was mine, as if you couldn't have guessed. Its another thing Slave and I have in common......:(

without looking, i guess that the first post is about E.D. or blackout drinking

ThurgreedMarshall 10-15-2009 01:51 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 403843)
How about Gail? I love Gail. Not just because she's Canadian and has a great rack.

Take her or leave her. Poor ratio.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...als-h1FPvy.jpg

And she tends to wait until she's heard from another chef and then she just reinforces whatever they say in an exaggerated way.

I liked the French chef who won the chef of the century award and who spoke no English. Those motherfuckers were hanging on his every soft-spoken word. And he was never really mean or overly critical (except for the one dish that was exceedingly bad that episode, I think). He would say he liked the dish, but the such and such could have been a bit more so and so and everyone knew that he was really saying that he thought what he just tasted was from a can of Chef Boyardee.

I think the winner of the Quickfire should have the opportunity to sit in on the elimination tasting and give his or her opinion. It would also be cool to watch his or her reaction to the critiques of his or her own food while the other judges are tasting it.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:52 PM

Re: Dating a Lawyer?
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 403850)
without looking, i guess that the first post is about E.D. or blackout drinking

No, the other other thing, catching an STD after your boss pegs you.

Replaced_Texan 10-15-2009 01:53 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 403842)
I am just relaying what I was told. When I meet her I will confirm or deny as appropriate, although, the more chefs that I meet the more I come to the hypothesis that their profession attracts personality disordered individuals. In a good way. No offence.:o

My predecessor was a chef. My boyfriend is of the opinion that in order join that particular profession, you have to be batshit crazy.

Apropos of Nothing 10-15-2009 01:54 PM

Re: In Soviet Russia, couch shits on your monkey.
 
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 403824)
I'm sorry for the confusion Vadim. I had actually meant to type "cooch" instead of couch, earlier.

Apro . . . uh, entre nous, Vadim, I think that everyone will mostly agree that I am mainly correct in asserting that a re line saying "In Soviet Russia, couch poops on your monkey" would have been funnier.

Carry on.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:54 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 403851)
Take her or leave her. Poor ratio. And she tends to wait until she's heard from another chef and then she just reinforces whatever they say in an exaggerated way.

I liked the French chef who won the chef of the century award and who spoke no English. Those motherfuckers were hanging on his every soft-spoken word. And he was never really mean or overly critical (except for the one dish that was exceedingly bad that episode, I think). He would say he liked the dish, but the such and such could have been a bit more so and so and everyone knew that he was really saying that he thought what he just tasted was from a can of Chef Boyardee.

I think the winner of the Quickfire should have the opportunity to sit in on the elimination tasting and give his or her opinion. It would also be cool to watch his or her reaction to the critiques of his or her own food while the other judges are tasting it.

TM

It would also be good if Padma had to be naked at the judge's table.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 01:56 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 403853)
My predecessor was a chef. My boyfriend is of the opinion that in order join that particular profession, you have to be batshit crazy.

Luckily they also seem to be very good at self-medicating.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-15-2009 02:26 PM

ebay
 
Please message me if I know you and you have an ebay account.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske 10-15-2009 02:32 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 403851)
Take her or leave her. Poor ratio.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...als-h1FPvy.jpg

TM

Bad pic. I would enjoy eating opposite her here:


http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/...gailboobs4.jpg

Pretty Little Flower 10-15-2009 03:12 PM

Re: I may not get there with you.
 
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Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 403803)
As you know, if I were standing at the beginning of time, with the possibility of general and panoramic view of the whole human history up to now, and the Almighty said to me, "Ironweed, which age would you like to live in?"-- I would take my mental flight by Egypt through, or rather across the Red Sea, through the wilderness on toward the promised land. And in spite of its magnificence, I wouldn't stop there. I would move on by Greece, and take my mind to Mount Olympus. And I would see Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Euripides and Aristophanes assembled around the Parthenon as they discussed the great and eternal issues of reality.

But I wouldn't stop there. I would go on, even to the great heyday of the Roman Empire. And I would see developments around there, through various emperors and leaders. But I wouldn't stop there. I would even come up to the day of the Renaissance, and get a quick picture of all that the Renaissance did for the cultural and esthetic life of man. But I wouldn't stop there. I would even go by the way that the man for whom I'm named had his habitat. And I would watch Martin Luther as he tacked his ninety-five theses on the door at the church in Wittenberg. Orange bastard that he was.

But I wouldn't stop there. I would come on up even to 1863, and watch a vacillating president by the name of Abraham Lincoln finally come to the conclusion that he had to sign the Emancipation Proclamation. But I wouldn't stop there. I would even come up the early thirties, and see a man grappling with the problems of the bankruptcy of his nation. And come with an eloquent cry that we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

But I wouldn't stop there. Strangely enough, I would turn to the Almighty, and say, "If you allow me to live just a few years in the twenty-first century, I will be happy." Now that's a strange statement to make, because the world is all messed up. The nation is sick. Trouble is in the land. Confusion all around. That's a strange statement. But I know, somehow, that only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars. And I see God working in this period of the twenty-first century in a way that men, in some strange way, are responding--something is happening in our world. The masses of people are rising up. And wherever they are assembled today, whether they are in Dublin, Belfast, Boston, New York City, Cork, Donegal, Glasgow or London--the cry is always the same--"We want to be free."

And another reason that I'm happy to live in this period is that we have been forced to a point where we're going to have to grapple with the problems that men have been trying to grapple with through history, but the demands didn't force them to do it. Survival demands that we grapple with them. Men, for years now, have been talking about war and peace. But now, no longer can they just talk about it. It is no longer a choice between violence and nonviolence in this world; it's nonviolence or nonexistence.

That is where we are today. And also in the human rights revolution, if something isn't done, and in a hurry, to bring the Irish peoples of the world out of their long years of poverty, their long years of hurt and neglect, the whole world is doomed. Now, I'm just happy that God has allowed me to live in this period, to see what is unfolding. And I'm happy that he's allowed me to be on this board.

I can remember, I can remember when the Irish were just going around as Paddy has said, so often, scratching where they didn't itch, and laughing when they were not tickled. But that day is all over. We mean business now, and we are determined to gain our rightful place in God's world.

And that's all this whole thing is about. We aren't engaged in any negative protest and in any negative arguments with anybody. We are saying that we are determined to be men. We are determined to be people. We are saying that we are God's children. And that we don't have to live like we are forced to live.

I did not just read this.

No, seriously. I didn't read it.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-15-2009 03:17 PM

Re: I may not get there with you.
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 403874)
I did not just read this.

No, seriously. I didn't read it.

I wasn't reading it way before you weren't reading it. Back before it became cool not to read it.


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