Cold
 

There are a lot of weird regulations for banks, including how many hours they can be open. Have you heard about the internet? Al Gore invented it, and it can be used to bank online.

Cold
 

Actually, my bank lets me in whenever I want b/c of my substantial trust fund.

Cold
 

If you haven't noticed I have lots of typos when i type on the internet so I have trouble getting my transactions to go through.

I'm thinking Voldemort.

Cold
 

Did you ask them why they didn't let you in?

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No. The woman that waited on me, biscuit eater, had a low cut top- so i just let her keep her eyes on my cash as she counted so i could look more. complimented her hair-do and left.

Maybe i should have asked, but I bet I'd get some corporate doublespeak that just would have pissed me off more.

Cold
 

Some of those typos can be quite lucrative. Like Don "No Soul" Simpson, you should turn your affliction into a successful career.

Sad
 

Since NFH is not here to post this, Tony Dungy's 18-y-o son is dead.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

Sad
 

I like this turn of phrase (though I am not religious and not so sure about the whole "soul" thing)

"The thoughts and prayers of everyone in this building are with Tony and (wife) Lauren, their children and their extended family, and for the repose of James' soul."

Sad
 

Did you think he was like Don "No Soul" Simmons?

Cold
 

It's 66 and sunny here. I may have erred in wearing a sweater, esp if I want to walk to the mall at lunch.

Cold
 

It's sunny here too, but considerably colder than 66.

The upshot is that I've already had lunch -- Suckah!

Cold
 

Take off the leg warmers and you should be fine.

Sad
 

mmmmmm sole

Cold
 

why would you walk?

Cold
 

I just returned from a "holiday lunch" with incredibly good potatoes. So take that!!

Cold
 

Weed jacked her Segway.


eta: damn, looks like Wonk took it from Weed.

http://www.woz.org/seg/images/SEGstory_04a.jpg

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potatoes? that's Irish which implies the party was biased towards Xmas. unless, was there kugle or latkes or kasha and bowties?

Sad
 

If she had been here to post this, would he be alive? Whoa. I just totally blew my own mind.

TM

Cold
 

(sigh). There was every food imaginable there, including potato pancakes and a kosher table. Something for everyone. There were even collard greens, which is unusual at a law firm lunch. Also delicious. I love every green of the steamed variety.

Cold
 

Don't forget Knishes. Never forget the Knishes. Or the Mustard.

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What about booze?

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I think collard greens were sauted when I've had them, with bacon.

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Nope, that's Weed. I would never be so crass as to drink from the bottle and you know I don't have that much hair.

Cold
 

A NYC cop bought me my first knish. Potato, I believe. Mustard was most definitely not involved.

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Why wouldn't I? It's a lovely day. And parking (even valet) is a bitch at the mall during the holidays.

I believe ncs, Mr. Man and I have been over the whole "we walk in LA" many times now.

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This, among other things, is just another reason why you guys will always be viewed as outsiders, no matter how long you live in Southern California. That, and the cowboy hats.

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Hmm. too bad I didn't save you any. These had bits of garlic mixed in and were delicious.

No booze unfortunately.

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Then he wasn't from NYC (because apparently he paid and didn't have mustard? wtf?). Were you crashing the Kraft table on the set of Cop Rock?

TM

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Maybe burger was referring to the fact that the air here is kind of yellow-y today, and he doesn't want me to hurt my lungs?

I think the spurs set us apart too.

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Smog in winter?

Everything I know about L.A. I learned in L.A. Story.

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He can have the cheeeken.

TM

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We were living in TCOPTEIAT while my dad was getting his LL.M. I was five and got separated from my parents on the street one day. Fortunately, the cops were able to foil their attempted escape and reunited us.

The knish was because I was crying and hungry.

What is Cop Rock?

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I need to see that again.

Waltz
 

can anyone think of any (mainstream-y) songs that are in 3/4 (waltz, I think?) time other than "I'll Be" (that edwin mccain song from a zillion years ago) and "Take It to the Limit" (Eagles)? I know there are others, just can't bring them to mind. Grassy-ass.

Waltz
 

How could you forget "Rainbow Connection"?

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I still don't understand not having the mustard. The cop must have thought you were from somewhere very far west of the Hudson, where the wonder breads live, to have denied you the mustard.

I trust you've had it with mustard since?

Waltz
 

Excellent! Good job!

More?

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A failed attempt by Steven Bochco to combine what we all love: gritty cop show and glitzy musical numbers. Think about Sipowitz suddenly stopping mid-arrest to burst into song and it will be hard to fathom what went wrong.

You don't remember this?

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A firm "Holiday" party with no booze?!!? What's the point? Because you don't spend enough time with those assholes already? Plus, how do you get any good stories? Just ask ABBA.