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Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-05-2008 01:22 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 373186)
A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.
Oh, the girl to whom I ultimately lost my virginity was delightfully trashy then. Don't know if she's trashy now.

Hank Chinaski 12-05-2008 01:28 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 373186)
A friend of mine had sent me a link to the myspace page for the girl to whom I lost my virginity in high school. The girl is now delightfully trashy, with pictures barely safe enough for myspace. Good times.
cite please.

John Phoenix 12-05-2008 01:32 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 373190)
It is unfortunate that you were not my highschool boyfriend.
That sound you hear is me crying in my office.

Move along people, nothing to see here, move along.

Hank Chinaski 12-05-2008 01:41 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 373188)
The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it. So of course I wanted to have it again and again and again. The dude I lost my virginity to was also my boyfriend at the time so of course I wanted to have sex with him. After a few months of me wanting sex all the time and him not so much, he declared to all and sundry that I was an insatiable nympho and that he couldn't be with me anymore. So he dumped me a few days before prom.
in his defense you must admit the CBC had lots of good TV on back then.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-05-2008 02:19 PM
Re: Coltrane
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 373187)
Pussy.
Penis

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 02:24 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by hank chinaski (Post 373194)
cite please.
2.

taxwonk 12-05-2008 02:56 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 373191)
Oh, the girl to whom I ultimately lost my virginity was delightfully trashy then. Don't know if she's trashy now.
The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, with a fine arts BA, working as a waitress, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life. She taught me many wonderful things in order to convince herself she was still attractive to young people, and thus, still young herself. I don't know if she's on facebook. But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 03:01 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 373219)
The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, ......, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life.


Are you that bad in bed that you can have that type of affect? Good thing Hank's wife never gets to Chicago......

Pretty Little Flower 12-05-2008 03:07 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 373221)
Are you that bad in bed that you can have that type of affect? Good thing Hank's wife never gets to Chicago......

OMG! :eek:

I may be misreading your post, but are you suggesting that you had relations with Hank's wife?!?!?!

This could be the LT scandal of the new millenium!

futbol fan 12-05-2008 03:18 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 373219)
The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, with a fine arts BA, working as a waitress, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life. She taught me many wonderful things in order to convince herself she was still attractive to young people, and thus, still young herself. I don't know if she's on facebook. But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.
With the help of the Lord Jesus Christ I have become a born-again virgin. Naturally, I am excited (and a little scared) about experimenting with sex for the first time ever. Hopefully the 25 year old fine-arts BA waitress at my local coffee shop will be a gentle and giving teacher.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-05-2008 03:30 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 373188)
The day I lost my virginity was the day I decided I really liked sex and wanted to have a lot of it. So of course I wanted to have it again and again and again. The dude I lost my virginity to was also my boyfriend at the time so of course I wanted to have sex with him. After a few months of me wanting sex all the time and him not so much, he declared to all and sundry that I was an insatiable nympho and that he couldn't be with me anymore. So he dumped me a few days before prom.

I think I have told this story before but several years later, after he was married (presumably to a non-nympho) and thinking about getting divorced, he showed up at my place one night wanting to have sex. Because I am an insatiable ho, I was up for it. Then we were naked and buzzed and about to fuck when all of a sudden he decides he can't go through with it.

I do not believe he is on facebook. If he was, it would not bother me if we were not facebook friends because I am now over his repressed ass.
You're not going to try to fuck me if I facebook friend you, are you?

Because that would scare me. :eek:

Gattigap 12-05-2008 03:30 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 373228)
With the help of the Lord Jesus Christ I have become a born-again virgin. Naturally, I am excited (and a little scared) about experimenting with sex for the first time ever. Hopefully the 25 year old fine-arts BA waitress at my local coffee shop will be a gentle and giving teacher.
Your ambitions are set too low.

Through the help of my Lord Jesus Christ, I have become 24 years old. I have misappropriated images of the Monster Unit and am sending PMs to gwinky as we speak.

greatwhitenorthchick 12-05-2008 03:45 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 373232)
You're not going to try to fuck me if I facebook friend you, are you?

Because that would scare me. :eek:
I can say with complete confidence that I would not fuck you. Because these days I am not into pussy.

zing

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-05-2008 03:52 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 373234)
I can say with complete confidence that I would not fuck you. Because these days I am not into pussy.

zing
Ouch.

http://bunny999.up.seesaa.net/image/ouch.jpg

dtb 12-05-2008 04:05 PM
Family Guy Question
 
Can the Griffin family actually hear what Stewie is saying? Or just Brian?

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 04:06 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 373226)
OMG! :eek:

I may be misreading your post, but are you suggesting that you had relations with Hank's wife?!?!?!

!
It's like Tupac. Hit 'em up!

Shape Shifter 12-05-2008 04:17 PM
Re: Family Guy Question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 373236)
Can the Griffin family actually hear what Stewie is saying? Or just Brian?

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.

Quote:
Communication with adults
Stewie's speech is not always understood or acknowledged by other characters. The show once references this in an example of metahumor at the start of the seventh season in Love Blactually. A discussion between Brian and Stewie reveals that characters either fully understand Stewie or only understand him to a degree that is related to the character's closeness to the 'main cast'.

Brian Griffin always understands
Brian is, as of now, the only main character whose ability to understand Stewie is unambiguous;[citation needed] the two always converse normally. In "Running Mates", Brian briefly appears to hear Stewie's thoughts; this phenomenon has not been explored in subsequent episodes.[16]
In two episodes, another baby by the name of Olivia communicates similarly to Stewie, with the exception that she is taken seriously by adults. Also, Jillian (Brian's girlfriend of several episodes) appears to understand Stewie just as well.

Adults understand, but disregard Stewie
At the end of the episode "E. Peterbus Unum", the question of whether adults could understand Stewie is raised. In the DVD audio commentary,[citation needed] MacFarlane explains adults can understand him, but don't take him seriously, "sort of like... if a four-year-old who [could] talk told you to 'fuck off', you'd laugh, because it's cute." In this manner, characters acknowledge Stewie, but pay no mind to his often-insulting addresses, such as calling Peter "the fat man" and referring to his mother by her given name, Lois. His insults are occasionally heard, such as when Stewie tells Lois "Why don't you burn in hell?!" Lois replies, "Well, no dessert for you, young man." Stewie generally is insulting to both Meg and Chris, but does acknowledge them. He also is one of the few characters who calls Meg 'Megan'.[5]

In "Untitled Griffin Family History", it is clearly shown that the other characters can understand Stewie; when Peter states that he dislikes The Godfather to the point where he can never watch the ending, Stewie asks "Well, how do you know you don't like it if you don't give it a chance?", and Lois says, "I agree with Stewie, it doesn't seem fair."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Griffin

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-05-2008 04:29 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 373219)
But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.
That's what A-rod is saying about Madonna.

LessinSF 12-05-2008 04:46 PM
Lawsuit of the Day
 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...sn=001&sc=1000

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 04:49 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 373247)
I wonder if it was poo or pee.....and does the former increase the suffering?

notcasesensitive 12-05-2008 04:50 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 373247)
I thought it was this one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28065488/

Hank Chinaski 12-05-2008 05:02 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 373249)
I thought it was this one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28065488/
i don't know either song, but the first copyright case i was in, some Detroit guys sued aretha for copying Freeway of Love. of course, biglaw was on the side of queen. their song sounded nothing like FOL to us. when we spoke to OUR song expert he told us there were like 10 points of similarity or something. of course experts are full of shit and more concerned about keeping viable for their new matter.

still, its an area where you might be careful about forming strong opinions.

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 05:12 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373250)
i don't know either song, but the first copyright case i was in, some Detroit guys sued aretha for copying Freeway of Love. of course, biglaw was on the side of queen. their song sounded nothing like FOL to us. when we spoke to OUR song expert he told us there were like 10 points of similarity or something. of course experts are full of shit and more concerned about keeping viable for their new matter.

still, its an area where you might be careful about forming strong opinions.
contrasting wiht the other lawsuit, I feel strongly that I would not want to fall into a toilet of pee or poo, but given my choice, and golden shower experiences, I feel strongly that I would rather fall into pee than poo.

Hank Chinaski 12-05-2008 05:16 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 373253)
contrasting wiht the other lawsuit, I feel strongly that I would not want to fall into a toilet of pee or poo, but given my choice, and golden shower experiences, I feel strongly that I would rather fall into pee than poo.
you are a wild man P! I would love to party with you! Of course, it can be scary. I remember the picture you took of your wife on your wedding night.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...12/FatGirl.jpg

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 05:26 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373255)
you are a wild man P! I would love to party with you! Of course, it can be scary. I remember the picture you took of your wife on your wedding night.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...12/FatGirl.jpg
First wife. She was from the wildes of northern Alaska.........for the long cold winters they have madd survival techniques.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28072038

Icky Thump 12-05-2008 05:27 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 373249)
I thought it was this one: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28065488/
Isn't Cold Play's sucking and appealing only to homosexuals punishment enough?

Of course, either Satriani has hired an expert (who compared the songs and put them together) or he won't need one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofFw...eature=related

Spree of a youtube clip: Basically when you put the two songs together, it sounds like one.

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 05:48 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 373257)
Isn't Cold Play's sucking and appealing only to homosexuals punishment enough?

Of course, either Satriani has hired an expert (who compared the songs and put them together) or he won't need one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofFw...eature=related

Spree of a youtube clip: Basically when you put the two songs together, it sounds like one.
I like Coldplay. I adore Satch.

This was a great vid. I love Satch even more. I still like Coldplay, but they should drink and smoke more. And eat more animals.

In the end, maybe they should get together and make twice as many people happy.

LessinSF 12-05-2008 05:49 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 373257)
Isn't Cold Play's sucking and appealing only to homosexuals punishment enough?

Of course, either Satriani has hired an expert (who compared the songs and put them together) or he won't need one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofFw...eature=related

Spree of a youtube clip: Basically when you put the two songs together, it sounds like one.
Which always reminds me of Spider Robinson's fantastic short story "Melancholy Elephants." http://www.baen.com/chapters/W200011/0671319744___1.htm

Atticus Grinch 12-05-2008 06:14 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 373257)
Isn't Cold Play's sucking and appealing only to homosexuals punishment enough?

Of course, either Satriani has hired an expert (who compared the songs and put them together) or he won't need one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ofFw...eature=related

Spree of a youtube clip: Basically when you put the two songs together, it sounds like one.
Satriani sucks. My radio station is always playing "Always with You, Always with Me," and it sounds like a fucking Mike Post theme over a slo-mo beach montage from 90210.

I realize it's unfair to judge from the only song to get radio play, but I will continue to think he blows until Flower tells me he's the greatest thing since Melt Banana.

Hank Chinaski 12-05-2008 06:15 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 373219)
The girl I lost my virginity to was 25, with a fine arts BA, working as a waitress, and terribly insecure that she had totally fucked up her whole life. She taught me many wonderful things in order to convince herself she was still attractive to young people, and thus, still young herself. I don't know if she's on facebook. But if she is, she's really fucking old and ain't no way I'd tap that.
limpy mclimp or whatever that sock's name is, he PM'd me once that he lost his virginity to this super smoking chick. did it five times in the first two days, then it was over.

I asked "you end it or did she."

he goes, "we had to stop. the pages she was on were all stuck together."

sometimes walking a mile in a man's shoes just makes you glad to be out of them, you know?

John Phoenix 12-05-2008 06:30 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 373262)
Satriani sucks.
Dissent, dissent, dissent.

If I had enough money, I would hire him to play concerts in my car when I go for a long drive.

Always with me, always with you is not his best work. Try Surfing with the Alien, or, well, anything of his.

Atticus Grinch 12-05-2008 06:33 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373263)
limpy mclimp or whatever that sock's name is, he PM'd me once that he lost his virginity to this super smoking chick. did it five times in the first two days, then it was over.

I asked "you end it or did she."

he goes, "we had to stop. the pages she was on were all stuck together."

sometimes walking a mile in a man's shoes just makes you glad to be out of them, you know?
Man's showing his son the small village where he grew up. Man takes son down a path to a field and says, "Son, right here's where I first became a man." They walk a few more yards and man says, "And right here is where her mother stood while we did it." Son, impressed, says, "And she was cool with this -- did she say anything?" Dad says, "Baaaa."

Thanks, folks, this copy of Maxim will be on your bathroom floor all week.

Penske_Account 12-05-2008 06:55 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373263)
limpy mclimp or whatever that sock's name is, he PM'd me once that he lost his virginity to this super smoking chick. did it five times in the first two days, then it was over.

I asked "you end it or did she."

he goes, "we had to stop. the pages she was on were all stuck together."

sometimes walking a mile in a man's shoes just makes you glad to be out of them, you know?
Yes. I remember that time your wife lent me a pair of your underware.......

Flinty_McFlint 12-05-2008 07:58 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373263)
limpy mclimp or whatever that sock's name is, he PM'd me once that he lost his virginity to this super smoking chick. did it five times in the first two days, then it was over.

sometimes walking a mile in a man's shoes just makes you glad to be out of them, you know?
I'm confused, are you now saying that you don't like men? dtb, can you translate?

dtb 12-05-2008 09:58 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 373253)
contrasting wiht the other lawsuit, I feel strongly that I would not want to fall into a toilet of pee or poo, but given my choice, and golden shower experiences, I feel strongly that I would rather fall into pee than poo.
However, with a dog who is not house trained, believe me, you'd rather he poo inside the house than pee. As long as the chunks are firm and well-formed.

taxwonk 12-05-2008 10:24 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 373244)
That's what A-rod is saying about Madonna.
I'm just sayin'...

taxwonk 12-05-2008 10:29 PM
Re: Flooding in Venice.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373263)
limpy mclimp or whatever that sock's name is, he PM'd me once that he lost his virginity to this super smoking chick. did it five times in the first two days, then it was over.

I asked "you end it or did she."

he goes, "we had to stop. the pages she was on were all stuck together."

sometimes walking a mile in a man's shoes just makes you glad to be out of them, you know?
Wow. Suddenly I feel all insecure and shit.

Penske_Account 12-06-2008 06:25 PM
Re: Lawsuit of the Day
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 373283)
However, with a dog who is not house trained, believe me, you'd rather he poo inside the house than pee. As long as the chunks are firm and well-formed.
Yes, but the chances on that are a crap shoot........

Hank Chinaski 12-07-2008 08:50 PM
milk
 
spoiler





so I saw this. wonderful film. I hate Sean Penn, yet cannot say a bad word about him in this.

Has anyone who has seen this know how accurate it was, like did someone else really sway Prop 6, and some of the other stuff.

if accurate the guy was a double amazing guy. i knew the skeleton of the story, and knew he had done some impressive things but there were things I hadn't known about-

Adder 12-07-2008 09:11 PM
Re: milk
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 373311)
spoiler





so I saw this. wonderful film. I hate Sean Penn, yet cannot say a bad word about him in this.

Has anyone who has seen this know how accurate it was, like did someone else really sway Prop 6, and some of the other stuff.

if accurate the guy was a double amazing guy. i knew the skeleton of the story, and knew he had done some impressive things but there were things I hadn't known about-

I left with the same questions. Excellent film though. Amazingly dramatic for a more or less true story, and highly educational for someone like me who too young to remember it.

Seems like a certain oscar nomination for Penn.


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