Booze
 

What's the source of your obsession with Worcester? I'm curious, particularly since there are plenty of small cities in CT that also have blue collar populations that you could be ridiculing. Your jokes need some diversity.

Misc. fashion stuff
 

This whole problem can be avoided by spending the summer in San Francisco. (Cue the Mark Twain quote.) Sometimes when the fog burns off, we find tourists in shorts with chattering teeth, warming their hands over burning Fodor's guides.

Booze
 

It aint about blue collardom. Its just that Woostah is the mother of all Massholes, a very unique breed of americana.

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I get that all the time too, NTTAWWT. Apparently because I'm annoyed by sexism and only get around to wearing makeup other than lipstick on weekends, if then.

Paigow Knows Her Tennis -
 

1. You were the one who was making predictions on here about the match.

2. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't recall us ever using spoilers space for sporting events, even those held elsewhere in the world, and I specifically recall no such spoiler space being used during last year's Tour De France, last year's World Cup, or last year's British Open.

Edited to add that I am not opposed to it (as it detracted from my enjoyment of last year's Tour), but it didn't occurred to me to do so and it wasn't done maliciously (sorry to disappoint).

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Maybe somtimes you are unintentionally sending out something that they sometimes pick up on some of their gaydars. When someone is a gay, that someone is sometimes the last to know--unless they make gay urine-drinking movies in law school for $2500, those people usually know pretty early on.

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For me it is my recently shorn hair (very short), and my rather muscular physique. NTTAWWT. I wish I was gay. But vaginas are just too weird for me to go there.

Misc. fashion stuff
 

Why any woman would advocate bringing back the bustle is beyond me. Anything that makes my ass bigger is not going to be enthusiastically received in these (hind)quarters.

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Could there a sub-concious reason that you picked an avatar that is based on someone who is, arguably, the first gay cartoon character on television? I say "arguably" because there are those that would say--incorrectly--that Batman and Robin were the first cartoon gay couple. You know, Bruce is the rich bachelor and "Dick" Ward is his live-in boy toy and they play around in masks and belts and tools in a cave that looks suspiciously like an S&M dungeon. Clearly this is the result of an overactive imagination. THere are a million reasons that a single millionaire would take in a teen boy and make him wear a mask and run around a dark cave in spandex. I can't think of any off the top of my head but there must be a lot of them.

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Lisa Marie Presley recently said something similar in an interview. Of course, having previously been married to MJ, going out with an actual woman wouldn't be much of a stretch. ;)

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It's funny when people are shocked that I'm an attorney and when I ask why, they don't know what to say. One person said that I don't seem bitchy enough. Another person (this dentist - not my regular dentist - a specialist) looked flustered and said I was too pretty to be a lawyer. I suppose there was a compliment in there somewhere. Another person said I was too young (not knowing my age). Mostly people just say some variation of "you just don't seem the type to be a lawyer" - I suppose because they think lawyers are all very aggressive and I'm not really. I guess I just do a good job of hiding the fact that I'm an uberbitch.

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You sure it isn't because you look like Velma?

I think that people are often surprised that I am an attorney, but when they hear that I am transactional, it usually appeases them. Single men assume that I am a lot younger than I actually am, and are surprised when I tell them my age (even after they know that I am a lawyer who has been doing it for a few years). Of course I take that as a complement.

Paigow Knows Her Tennis -
 

We should certainly enforce spoiler space for any European sporting event people watch on tape.

Speaking of the Tour, it's official that Cipo will not be invited.

E/O

American Movie
 

Is funnier than shit. (Can I say that here?) My nephew is now real buddy buddy with all those guys. IF I had money I would back that director in a movie.

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People are shocked at my age (assume that I am 10-15 years younger), and at the fact that Mr. Elk and I are of different races.