I figured out that "crural" means "of or relating to the thigh or leg; specifically : FEMORAL <crural artery>"

but I'm still not sure what intercrural sex is. Mushing it between his own thighs in some weird kind of masturbation? Rubbing thighs with someone but not involving genitals?

I was just hoping he would redecorate for me -- I just don't seem to have the nack.

Anythingthatmoves
 

My old boyfriend has a whole community now? Damn!

At least he'll never let you out of the house with a mohawk again.

Anythingthatmoves
 

Freaky. It was the only page I could understand from Google. The rest was all Gray's Anatomy.

Anythingthatmoves
 

The CA recall coverage is getting out of hand.

Bulimia inthe office
 

So I'm told. However, ignorance being generally rampant and most people being more susceptible to false conventions than they want to admit, throwing up in the am will almost certainly cause more chatter than throwing up after lunch.
I believe you. I also believe that pregnant women are usually in fact discriminated against, even if not overtly.

Danny Bonaduce
 

So I'm at home on Labor Day, getting ready to go out and I see Danny Bonaduce on a talk show! How in the hell does this guy keep getting talk show deals? Pretty funny though - he had a thing called "Love Court" where a judge told this couple that the guy (or was it the girl) should be allowed to meet the other's parents. Apparently it was a big deal for one of them, they had been dating for a year and one was anxious to meet the parents of the other - the other didn't think they were "ready."

In other news...new show with former child actors - Barry Williams (Greg on “The Brady Bunch”), Danny Bonaduce (Danny on “The Partridge Family”), Dustin Diamond (Screech from “Saved By the Bell”), Leif Garrett (teenage heartthrob singer of “I Was Made for Dancin”’) and Corey Feldman (Mouth from “The Goonies.)
All five play themselves as poker buddies in the new David Spade comedy “Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star,” offering advice to the fictional kiddie star.


click here for picture of Corey Feldman

Goodnight, Gracie
 

Tyson signs deal to fight in Japan.

http://espn.go.com/boxing/news/2003/0829/1605905.html

Anybody know if this is MMA? If so, I look forward to seeing him tap out. Ninja, please.

Goodnight, Gracie
 

I think it will be K-1, so we'll see how flexible he is.

MMA makes much more sense.

Even(throw in a discussion of various martial art forms and "Forgotten Samurai" and you will have covered today's entire lunch conversation)Odds

Mickey D's lawsuit
 

NEW YORK, Sept. 4 — For a second time this year, a federal judge threw out a lawsuit Thursday that alleged McDonald’s misled consumers into believing its food was nutritious and part of a healthy diet. In that ruling, he said, consumers “cannot blame McDonald’s if they, nonetheless, choose to satiate their appetite with a surfeit of supersized McDonald’s products.” “If a person knows or should know that eating copious orders of supersized McDonald’s products is unhealthy and may result in weight gain ... it is not the place of the law to protect them from their own excesses,” Sweet wrote at the time.

Yeah, just look at Jun on BB4 - and that was just from the PBandJ's.

Goodnight, Gracie
 

What is K-1? Is anything intercrural involved?

US Open
 

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2001713673.jpg
Here's a picture of Paigow at the US Open - waiting for the rain delay to be over.

Bulimia inthe office
 

Whether in the office or at home, Bulimia is a very personal and private lifestyle choice that is nobody's business but one's own. I'm sure everyone's thinking 'oh there goes str8 being funny and/or trying to get people riled up.' Wrong-o, buster. I often overeat, and to make myself feel better, ON RARE OCCASION, make the conscious informed decision to purge some of the food on which I've pigged out. I don't think it causes me any ill effects; my height and weight are pretty proportional and I have no health problems of which to speak. So barf away, paigow.

Bulimia inthe office
 

On the 15th annual Thurgreed Breasicle day, please submit a picture of your teeth. I'm interested whether regular vomiting really does fuck up the enamel. It would be helpful if you could take a "before" picture now-ish.

I Love the 80's: the Bulimia & Kelly McGilis edition
 

Recaling great 80's cinema:
"Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life. " - Counselor Paul Hyde

Moving from good 80's movies to bad recent ones. even though Kelly McGillis is still married, she seemed very comfortable playing a cut-rate Catherine Trammel in The Monkey's Mask. Sometimes when you're in Europe. and it's uncomfortably hot, you see movies that you're pretty sure will suck just because (1) the theatre's air conditioned and (2) the film is in English.

the chosen one
 

Hello. And fwiw, frc, fyi, I have a bag and a pipe but no bagpipes, nttawwt.

the chosen one
 

Only 1 bag, cowboy?

Lance Armstrong
 

Stamina? Yeah, I know when I used to ride 300 miles a week I had lots of stamina. For sleeping. I imagine that one rides 500 or 600 a week that they are true sexual marathoners.

Lance Armstrong
 

Are you talking 365? Because I'm thinking there have to be a few days off in there. He has 3 kids you know.

pornstarr
 

Its double-wide.

the chosen one
 

He cut off the other one at the beginning of this year's Tour.
As a gesture of support for Lance.

Lance Armstrong
 

They were all in vitro. (You know, testicular cancer and all).

Competitive cyclists are typically riding 5-6 days a week. They eat, ride, eat, and sleep.

Lance Armstrong
 

I think that Lance probably averages 450 miles a week for a year.

Do I think he rides 365 days a year? No. He probably takes a dozen or so days completely off and then there are active rest days.

Notwithstanding any of that, I don't think the number of kids he has sired has any correlation to the amount of sex he is/was having (or his stamina during sex). His kids were conceived through artificial insemination from his sperm that was stored from before he had chemo. Is this not common knowledge?

Lance Armstrong
 

Maybe the wife helped him with filling the cup. The ideal intimate sexual relationship.

Edited to add "sounds like they're having lots of sex between meals" which is stupid and punny but had to be said.

the chosen one
 

Nice try, but I beat ya to the punch. line.

the chosen one
 

I was pissed about that. Especially because my answer is way better than your lame trailer analogy.

Lance Armstrong
 

He made his sperm donation pre-chemo. They met immediately post-chemo. Otherwise, it could have been incredibly romantic.

Even(waiting for the OM to finish his ride)Odds

Edited to add from the OM: one of Lance's teammates rides 20,000 miles a year, so Lance rides easily that much if not more. This is not the guy you'd want to have as an SO, until after he retires.

the chosen one
 

Wrong. Go back and reread my post for content.

Ho-wear
 

Doesn't have to be. I tutor a girl in middle school and am pretty amazed at what 6th-8th grade girls wear to school. Lots of skin. Their mothers send them off with overshirts that are abandoned in lockers. No wonder the YMCA Teen Clinic woman hands out condoms by the handful like popcorn (although I continue to be perplexed that she dispenses Magnum XXL ones -- I thought they were for exceptionally well-endowed men -- how many boys in school need them?).

Remember Jelly Belly jelly beans? A jar of which no less a personage than Ronald Reagan kept on his desk? Well, they haven't been resting on their laurels -- oh, no. They've been in product development for beans based on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter books --- "every flavor" in this case being limited to Sardine, Black Pepper, Dirt, and Vomit.

This is not the interesting part. The interesting part is that the Vomit flavor isn't new. It's a rebranding of an ill-fated Parmesan Pizza flavor from several years ago. Who knew? The next time I TUIMMALB, I'll let you know if I get any sense of Parmesan Pizza.

Meanwhile, their most popular flavor is Buttered Popcorn. WTF?

B(ob)B(arker)4?
 

Originally posted by TH

I've noticed that's often the case for Asian women that basically date white guys. I think it also goes for white women that basically date black guys. A fair amount of lesbians are fat and/or ugly too.

Much like my fellow great American RWR, I too have a JellyBelly jellybean dispensing machine on my desk.

thanks to that article I now know my next theme, red, white and blue.

Bulimia inthe office
 

Originally posted by paigowprincess

It depends on your technique. If you only puke in bathroom sinks, inappropriate. If you're adept at yaking in a disposable container, have at it.

Just about an hour and a half to go. I had a couple last minute entries which brings us to 12 people. If you want to submit please do so now.

L

Apparently you don't frequent too many kid-oriented places. They've been selling the Bertie Botts beans (from one of those giant gumball machines) at the Diva family's favorite toy store for at least a year now. I haven't yet gotten up the nerve to try them.

tm

If you wish to find the source of the problem, Grasshopper, look inward.

(Bring back Kung Fu...the old version, not the new one)

Oscar's wild
 

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Well, at least that's further than Henry James (to say nothing of Sir Isaac Newton) ever even got with a man.

More Old Carradine
 

Originally posted by cheval de frise

Once more to the lighthouse: David C returns:
http://www.kill-bill.com/

breasticles
 

Ok folks, cause I am nice, and cause I doubt we will get any more pics in the next 30 minutes, everything is up and ready now.

So those who can access the board, go for it.