Male/Female Test
 

18/20. I missed diffuser as well. You will also not be surprised to hear I missed the football one.

Dua(WTF is a "safety"? I thought it was the dance to that song by "Men Without Hats")lit

Guilty Pleasure Poll
 

I have heard that you are correct as to the first part and incorrect as to the second part. Consider John Bonham's drum solo in the live version of Moby Dick.

I'm having trouble wrapping my brain around this. "Sometimes once a day"?

Male/Female Test
 

Don't know, but I did discover that "worke" was not an acceptable spelling of "werke". Which was annoying, given that I actually knew how to spell the first two words.

Besides, if I could spell in German, I'd be running most of Central Europe by now.

P (Only got 15/20, how lame) D

Male/Female Test
 

You Googled? Cheater.

And Bavarian Motor Works worked just fine for me.

tm

Amnesty for You Music Theives
 

Music Industry to Unveil Amnesty Offer
By TED BRIDIS, AP Technology Writer

WASHINGTON - The recording industry is expected to announce as early as next week an amnesty program for people who admit they illegally share music files across the Internet, promising not to sue them in exchange for their admission and pledge to delete the songs off their computers. _

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nloading_music

Male/Female Test
 

No.

That's what SOs, fathers, and AAA are for.

Amnesty for You Music Theives
 

Yeah, that should be effective.

Male/Female Test
 

You do me great injury. Because I couldn't remember whether it was Motor or Motoren, or Werkes or Werken, I went ahead and used Bavarian Motor Works and got full credit. I had to Google it for the later post, but not for the quiz. Some things just aren't cricket, baby.

However, I admit I spelled it "Technical Knock Out" and was denied credit because they spelled it "Knock-Out" and "Knockout," which is bullshit because if it was one word it wouldn't be a proper acronym. So I went ahead and credited the point. God alone will judge me for that.

It's Brazilian wax, not Korean
 

In Korea, women get hair transplants to INCREASE pubic hair, which means they don't have all that shaving/waxing down-time. That may be why they have all that time for babying their sons, etc.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_815503.html
spree- report on popularity of surgery (no photos)

kickin it old skool
 

sorry, paigow, but I was feeling nostalgic. what with all the talk of sock puppets.

NFL coverage
 

Is Suzy Kolber single? She probably knows more about football than anyone on the FB. Melissa Stark got pregnant, left MNF, and will be on the Today Show. I liked her. Another good choice would be the former Ann Werner (who got married and changed her last name to something I forgot.) She was a reporter for ESPN. I remember they sent her to Green Bay in a blizzard to do pregame reporting for NFL Countdown. She's demonstrated that she deserves a shot.

I think Lisa Guerrero was on The Best Damn Sports Show Period. This proves that merely being around athletes does not mean that you're qualified to be an sports reporter.

When Lisa opened one sideline spot with, "As a former soap opera vixen..." I cringed. What was worse was that John Madden pretended not to know what a vixen was. I wouldn't be surprised if Mrs. Madden is harassing the poolboy in her Blackhawk home.

kickin it old skool
 

Just when I was really starting to like you. How about a pic of Franklin? Bc I dont want to have to ignore you. rihgt now i have that list down to a party of one and em is really worthy of it. you, not so much. but this is the No Doubt of avatars.

Male/Female Test
 

Yeah, but "Mea" didn't work, nor did "technical knock out."

Test-writing Timmies.

Male/Female Test
 

I admit, I first typed "technical knock out," but then changed it because of the "two words" instruction.

tm

Answer: It's obvious. You are a frigid bitch. Do him a favor and divorce him.

kickin it old skool
 

Your wish... Though I'll go back to it at some point because it summarizes my life pretty well. For now, you get Andra mid-freakout. Enjoy.

kickin it old skool
 

That made me laugh. Love the angle. Thanks. Perhaps this sums up your lifetoo? I hope not.

Guilty Pleasure Poll
 

Purely random guilty pleasures:

1. Eating only the favorite color of Starburst/Skittles/M&M and dumping the rest (in the case of Starburst, into the reception area candy bowl, since they're wrapped)

2. Maintaining a pseudo-laminated list of now-single MILFs.

3. Screaming at idiotic drivers while in the car, but only with the windows rolled up (oops).

4. Allowing the answering machine to pick up all calls at home on the first ring. If you haven't figured this out yet and just hang up, you're obviously not worth talking to.

This list could go on indefinitely. Of course I'll deny them all in person.

yikes
 

Gee, I never thought of it as the "dark side." But seems like a lame justification for pursuing some action from innocent people. ;)

Continuing coverage of the apocalypse is brought to you by the canned goods industry
 

Yellowstone's Steamboat Geyser is acting a little funny. And it's --- pardon the apt metaphor --- picking up steam.

Government geologists are starting to sound a bit more like Kevin Bacon saying "Remain calm! All is well!"

Guilty Pleasure Poll
 

That's a "guilty" pleasure?

Let go of your inner pain PD. Then scream freely and guiltlessly at the brain-damaged fuckhead in front of you who has never learned that their car has an accelerator pedal.

Works for me.

Guilty Pleasure Poll
 

Wait, really? Tara Reid on Scrubs?

Shit.

I know! Sex is awesome. How could once a day possibly be too much?

Guilty Pleasure Poll
 

Yeah, roll the window down and threaten to kick their teeth in -- they'll think twice about doing what they did again. You have to make them PAY.

Sincerely,

Judge Dredd

Edited to add that I only use my car about once a week. I don't recommend this (berating) for daily commuters...

yikes
 

Innocent, guilty, whatever. Who needs a justification?

Another reason to stop bringing the 70's back: Disco kills baby turtles.

For Tyrone Slothrop
 

A fansite for you

http://www.astronautdinosaur.com/images/ma68.gif

For Tyrone Slothrop
 

Why the soft focus? Is the dinosaur trying to look younger than s/he is?

Dua(ala Barbara Walters)lit

For Tyrone Slothrop
 

How about this one then:

http://www.astronautdinosaur.com/images/d04portrait.gif

Sesame Street
 

I thought I was the only one still waiting on this. Can't someone get a little dirty on breasticle day?

TM

Paging daysleeper
 

RAH! I'M A T-REX!

Male/Female Test
 

Same here. 19/20

Stupid lug nuts.

For Tyrone Slothrop
 

I think this one is more appropriate:

http://a1299.g.akamai.net/7/1299/729...mages/barn.jpg

Guilty Pleasure Poll Redux
 

I watch "The O.C."

Even(hiding my face in shame)Odds

NFL coverage
 

I'll never understand you on this one. Let's look at her pathetic, forced signature lines:

He's not afraid of heights. [Good one.]
He's been lifting. [They've all been lifting and juicing.]
He's no beanie-baby. [I would have fired her on the spot the first time I heard this one if I ran ESPN.]

She fucking suxass. She's ugly. And her teeth get in the way of the rest of her face. I detest her like a sickness.

But, I also can't stand Stuart Scott (and I think we covered why he sucks).

TM

Guilty Pleasure Poll Redux
 

I visit websites devoted to displaying lawyer body parts.

NFL coverage
 

What's wrong with Stuart Scott?

For Tyrone Slothrop
 

You must know a lot more about Ty than I do.

Guilty Pleasure Poll Redux
 

Now there's an idea for a snuff film we can all get behind.