Old Ketchup in a Dusty Bottle
 

And then she would have turned around and broken your jaw.

Dear Red Underwear Lady
 

I would like to know whether you rouged your nipples for that shot. If so, what kind of rouge did you use? I especially liked how they matched the red underwear and am now considering buying coordinating rouge for my thong collection.

thanks

Old Ketchup in a Dusty Bottle
 

While I had bluchers (do they still make those?) I never had the Norwegian sweater (thanks RP) bc everyone had it and I am ont an "everyone". I rebelled and often bought Esprit. And I must have had some Guess jeans, but not those Masshole ones that were acid washed, with the zippers at the bottom, and, the horror, the pockets on them that were different colors. Actually, I may just have had Levis cords. Who can remember. I know I dint have Lees or Wranglers bc that was so uncool. Like tube socks pulled up all the way uncool .

Dear Red Underwear Lady
 

No, I didn't. But I have heard that strippers use BeneTint by BeneFit on their nipples.

Big Bore 4
 

Two possible explanations:

He thinks that Ali or Jun is likely to get the veto and use it on herself, necessitating nomination of Erika (but I think that this one gives him too much credit); or

He thinks that he actually has a chance to get some play with Erika, as they have recently been pretty friendly and he has asked her out for after the show (I don't know if he is actually this stupid, but it's possible.)

Dear Red Underwear Lady
 

I HAVE THAT!!! Yay! its a pretty light color though. Will have to try it when I get home. It smells like roses which is nice.

Big Bore 4
 

Are you referring to when they had their heart to heart and he said, "so, you want to get back together?"? Bc I dont think he was asking her out. I think it was a joke with agrain of hope to it.

Peter Frampton
 

Man, Ketchup is a bitch.

Sad to hear about Warren Zevon. Here's a guy who didn't age well, but his music is still good.

Peter Frampton

Excerpts from interview with Katie Couric: “And then I guess your definitive jump-the-shark moment was with the movie “Sergeant Pepper.”
Frampton: “If things weren’t bad enough, yes, Katie, the movie came along. Yes, just at the right time or the wrong time, yeah.”
The 1978 box-office bomb “Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” co-starring the Bee Gee’s, was that year’s “Gigli” — and called by some the worst movie ever made.
“My mother went to the premiere,” Frampton said. “And when I did the suicide scene, people cheered. They were supposed to go, ‘Oh no! Don’t jump!’ But they cheered.”

Couric: “Your fans might be interested to know that you’re living a very nice, quiet life in Cincinnati, Ohio.”
Frampton: “Yes, I am. And everybody goes, ‘Ewwww, why are you living there?’ And I go, ‘because I like to.’”
Couric: “When you go to the grocery store or the drugstore, so people say, ‘Hey aren’t you...?’ Because I have to say, you do look pretty different than you did in 1976.”

Old Ketchup in a Dusty Bottle
 

I'm thinking James Dean, but a chick. No, wait . . . .

Peter Frampton
 

Clearly, when it's used by Katie Couric, the phrase "jump the shark," has.

Peter Frampton
 

Man, in the day, mentioning Frampton when discussing Zevon was known as killing the buzz. Frampton was right down there with Fleetwood Mac.

No, don't do this on the day the man dies. Honor his memory. Celebrate Lawyers, Guns and Money.

Peter Frampton
 

At that point, the program has been canceled and Ginger is making a living doing trade shows.

thank you
 

No no. Thank YOU.

BTW, was it cold when that photo was taken? ;)

Raising my cyberglass to Warren
 

Lost my virginity to Werewolves. The song, not actual werewolves (and now I am the Bilmore of the day).

I also seem to remember the song Dreamtime by Daryl Hall being played around that time.

And, perhaps Warren would know the answer to this, is it that the minute you get over a guy you are not intouch with, he picks up the vibe and calls? This is the Swingers conundrum.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

To that very special poster. Now, I don't normally do the emoticons, but today is your special day, so I thought I would share a few of my personal favorites. They express the many emotions you bring out in me.


:love: :rock: :weakest: :butt:


There are many more, but I got this assmanpanties message:

You have included too many images in your signature or in your previous post. Please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

But the most importnat emoticon of all (since I could not locate the "I'd hit it") is this one
:cheers:

Enjoy your special day.

Love

the paigow

thank you
 

Oh, no... thank you. You are lovely.

And are you free Friday?

Happy Birthday!!!
 

So, how old ARE you today, Wonk?

Peter Frampton
 

Clearly. That's why I included it in the quotes. I thought it would be to "in" for her, but I was wrong. Perhaps she's been posting (or lurking) here too often.

Question...what is Paigow poker? I saw it this weekend, but don't understand it.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

Thank you and God Bless.

I never realized you cared so much! Who told you?

:partytime :partytime

I'm Baaaaaaack!
 

1. That's either pride. . . or the hormones.

2. That's definitely the hormones.

Welcome back and congratulations.

sf

P.S. With respect to number 2, it's unfortunate you missed breasticle day. I'm sure lactation lover would have been quite pleased.

pickup advice
 

Is available for boys or for girls

http://www.barbitches.com/playbook.html

a sample: Do not buy any flowers from the flower man. You do not want any girl who wants them.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

Mine's not till the end of the month. and I intend to celebrate it quietly, with a very special poster.

Tax(I'll be 42, oh ancient hobbit)wonk

thank you
 

You're welcome. Now either put this in your mouth or bend over.

TM

pickup advice
 

Excellent advice. Especially this one, which applies not only in bars, but on trains and busses as well...* When at an establishment that has people sitting and standing, make sure that your ass/dick are not in someone's face.

And this one is just common sense...* Facial hair can be attractive, but stubble, a stand-alone mustache, and/or a soul patch are never acceptable.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

You should be banned from the board for a week.

TM

pickup advice
 

I've known quite a few people who need to apply this rule to their every day lives: Operate at all times as if everyone has caller ID.

Peter Frampton
 

Anyone left at the bar at the end of the night who's completely bombed.

TM

Futile Pursuit of Happiness
 

It wasn't as good as I thought it would be.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

The one of Farah Fawcett, where she's in the bathing suit smuggling raisins? Stop fantasizing. Just go to the truck stop and introduce yourself. I hear she's very approachable.

Fashion article
 

Washington firms clamping down on casual

http://www.bizjournals.com/industrie...on_focus7.html

"Washington is one of many cities where law firms are pretty flexible with dress codes, but don't expect to see an exposed midriff at the law offices of Covington & Burling any time soon."

Happy Birthday!!!
 

You are very mean, and I am bginning to understand all the things the other posters say about you behind your back.

Sorry, guys. This was in my Hotmail account and I can't afford any more bad karma.
 

This was sent to me by a 13-year-old girl who has my Hotmail address but mistakenly thinks it belongs to one of her classmates.

I feel much better. Poetry always makes me have a good cry.

When I was a kid, chain letters were a lot of fucking work, what with the retyping, photocopying and mailing. Finally, we found something the Internet is good for.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

I am also really weird. "Bathing suit"? Who the fuck calls it that anymore? What am I, ninety-five?

Fashion article
 

They say:

"I've seen more ties showing up, more dresses and suits," Waters says. "The climate's changing a little bit, and people feel their interactions on a professional level go a little bit better when they're dressed in more traditional business attire."

They mean:

"Now, it's a buyer's market. The law firms are the buyers. I'm a seller. I would lick their toes if it meant I could keep my job."

pickup advice
 

Also here's some bediquette for the crowd -- http://www.barbitches.com/bediquette.html

But MR won't like this rule --

For the first time hookup, no analingus under any circumstances.

Seems reasonable to me.

Futile Pursuit of Happiness
 

Very clever.

I should have taken into account the impact bias.

pickup advice
 

Which brings to mind this sad story...

Many years ago, as a young associate, I was working late one night when I decided to google my college flame. I found, not only several web references but one that listed both a home and work phone number.

I couldn't resist and dialed the home number...but from my cell phone, mind you, figuring it wouldn't be traced back to me.

Well, he answered, I panicked, and I hung up the phone. Not 4 seconds later my cell phone started to ring. I recognized the number as the one I had just dialed, so I picked up the phone and quickly hung up. It rang again, and this time, I let it roll over to voice mail, which said "Hello. You've reached Boldn'Brazen's cell phone....yada yada yada."

Mortified. So now my ex-boyfriend knows that I called him once and hung up, that when he *69-ed the phone he got hung up on by me again, and that when he *69-ed again, he found out for sure that I was a genuine nut.

He didn't leave a message. I never called him again. And I vowed never to do something so stupid again.

Bn'(now when I have the urge to call an old boyfriend, I just whack myself in the head with the telephone receiver and lie down until the feeling goes away)B

pickup advice
 

The last rule has been updated --

BBs,

You wrote: "Some find facial hair attractive, but stubble, a stand-alone mustache, and/or a soul patch are never acceptable." Completely lame. The page was amusing until I got there. I'm sure a lot of women feel the same way. I know two women who went after me because they liked stubble...Some faces don't look good shaved.

Brendan

Dear Brendan,

You have good timing, because we've recently been discussing a revision to the facial hair rule. One of the BBs has always been on the side of stubble, but the other--due to a painful and, frankly, dangerous experience--has been a staunch opponent. However, a recent dalliance has changed her thinking, and thus, we announce the dawning of a new day: Stubble gets the official BB seal of approval. Stand-alone mustaches and soul patches are still forbidden.

Love,
the BBs



I like a little stubble. But once it begins to soften up or resemble a beard, it must go.

Happy Birthday!!!
 

Sounds like someone is in a snit bc I didn't wish them a happy birhthday. :cool: :D :rolleyes:

Sunny days keepin the clouds away
 

So it was my birthday last week. I received three presents. First was the nose/ear hair trimmer featured on QEFTSG that I'd remarked would speed up my grooming regimen. As I started to open the second present, I said to her: "What is this, the Sesame Street Box Set?" It was just a T-Shirt, not from ATHF, but cool nonetheless ("Who's Your Daddy"). I then opened the third, rectangular shaped present. It was the Sesame Street Box Set. I'd never discussed it with her before; she didn't know that I knew it existed. We both now think I'm scary. Anyone ever had a precog moment like that?

Mmmm, precogs . . . .

str8