Yet Another Reason to Love Science
 

this is more anedoctal, but we had a female cat that never went out of the house, and thus died a virgin. Her demise was from cervical or ovarian cancer.
In high school, I did try to warn some women of this potential danger.

Just in time for marriage week
 

ABC announces plans to bring over the British Show called Wife Swap. They'll call it trading moms instead.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/1...eut/index.html

Coincidence? I think not.
 

ummmm, spooky? shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

aV

A Record for Singles
 

It's interesting (I think) that the article in which I read he had been named captain made absolutely no mention of his skin color/ethnicity etc.

http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/...NStory/Sports/

Yet Another Reason to Love Science
 

*sigh*

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."




Inserta Shafteer?

fischbacher speaks
 

Right. Because inbred mutant tigers often help one another offstage by sinking their teeth into each other's necks. I do agree with him on one thing, though. I could never imagine that Fischbacher & Horn could ever be popular and loved either.

Free Montecore!

Please, god, I need the Big Lebowski on DVD
 

GOOD POSTS BAD POSTS

In the days of yahoo
I learned what it means to be a GA
Be funny, be honest, be mean
From infirm to lawtalkers, posters work with what they gather
No matter how they try
I keep reading the same old blather

Good posts, bad posts
Slave has no hair
Though evenodds left white
For a brown skinned man
Coltrane still don't seem aware

Two thou Less fell in love
With a wingnut sweet as could be
It only took him couple of secs'
Til he splooged on Fugee
She swore that Jesus would save his soul
As she washed his splooge off
Less turned to porn, pot and beers
To practice delaying the getoff

Good posts, bad posts
chris doesn’t like much hair
A real big breasted bisexual
with garters and thongs
Too bad Slave used all his Nair

(Guitar Solo)

Good posts, bad posts
Thurgreed’s had his share
Remember his revolting flirts
with seductress c square?
Nobody seemed to care

I know what it means to be alone
To be blackballed by the fb cool clones
I don't care what the KooKoos say
I'm gonna post here each and every day
cheval posted songs that made me cry
so gcubed, try an order of pith on wry

parody suggestions
 

WHOA. As I see I have some serious competition (good work ncs and nb, so far), can I use socks to submit other songs or is it one song per poster? I really need a new magic wand. and the office on dvd, since I learned yesterday tha blockbuster doesnt carry it. shocking.

Heard at the Maul
 

In other mauling news, investigators have found a tape recording of the recent bear attacks of bear buddy Treadwell and his girlfriend Amie Huguenard. Apparently, playing dead does not work.


From the article:

"An autopsy on the human remains confirmed Wednesday the couple were killed by bears."

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ck_3&printer=1

I find this oddly comforting. If they weren't killed by bears, this would be quite a mystery.

Yet Another Reason to Love Science
 

Sure, Leagl. As if.

parody suggestions
 

Both.

fischbacher speaks
 

I believe Roy himself, before he passed out, indicated concern for the tiger's fate--didn't want him to blamed for it. So I think Monte is safe, as he should be.

WTF is with this spate of people thinking it's a great idea to be playing around with 2 thousand pound carnivores with gigantic sharp teeth and then being all surprised to be lunch for them? Did these people learn nothing from "JAWS"?

P(get out of the water, you nimrod)J

Parody Parody
 

Oh, suhweet!!! Hello is gonna be single.

THe only problem is evcry time I see your sign off I hear Uncle Leo in my head.

fischbacher speaks
 

Horn exploits inbred mutant tigers for fun and profit and is not to be trusted. I am pleased to report that our grassroots campaign is having some success:

USDA investigates
CNN learned Wednesday that the U.S. Department of Agriculture has launched an investigation of the show for violations of the federal Animal Welfare Act.

The act requires that during public exhibition an animal must be handled in such a way that there is minimal risk of harm to both the animal and the public, a USDA spokesman said.

There must also be "sufficient distance and/or barriers between animal and audience," the spokesman said.

In the Siegfried & Roy show, the audience sat close to the stage with no barriers.

Agriculture inspectors would not say specifically what they are investigating, but public officials in Las Vegas are considering whether there should be new regulations.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/0...roy/index.html

Free Montecore!

parody suggestions
 

You can use socks.


And I agree some really nice entries folks. This is great, thank you.