I've accepted my spinsterdom, where is my membership card
 

Here's hoping Santa brings you....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/07...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Cold
 

"Most definitely?" Was it because mustard would have cleared his taste from your mouth?

Cold
 

Yo, validate parking?

I like this stomach...
 

Jesus...

I can't handle that shit this early in the morning. I wish I had a lock on my door...

I like this stomach...
 

Her torso is freakish! Freakish!

Where is everyone? How am I supposed to get through my half day?

I like this stomach...
 

2. that's what can happen to you if you get insufficient bacon and donuts in your diet.

I like this stomach...
 

Not so much the flatness -- the length. I mean, I am relatively long torsoed (and short-legged), but sheesh.

Is it noon yet?

I like this stomach...
 

I don't think it's that long. I think the bikini bottoms are that low cut.

I like this stomach...
 

I disagree. And I am usually mainly correct.

I like this stomach...
 

Everyone mostly agrees.

That is a weird-looking chick. No curves, just grapefruit-sized breasts plunked on a narrow body.

I like this stomach...
 

where do you get your citrus fruits? Because I usually have to go to the melon store for these.

I like this stomach...
 

Mmmmmm, sweet, juicy fruits.

I like this stomach...
 

Even considering the bottoms are cut well below the tree line, the distance from navel to nether is very long. I'm short-torsoed so I envy the length even more than the flatness.

I like this stomach...
 

2.

I like this stomach...
 

So you're saying you still have a long way to go after you deposit your gum in her navel?

I like this stomach...
 

The length from navel up to breasts is large as well.

I like this stomach...
 

There's not a lot of room for gum in that navel. You might want to tuck it under one of her grapefruity melonrific boobs for safe keeping.

Smack
 

It's bad to be Brad Renfro.

spree: news article

cars
 

I would too, but then I tend to fall for the unemployed. By the way, November Rain is among my favorite songs. I could listen to it for, like, seven minutes straight.

cars
 

Flower totally loves that song. You two are sooooo perfect together.

cars
 

I know. He is totally in love with me, whether there is cold November Rain or not. He wishes he could be ABBAlicious.

cars
 

Since he's not here, I'll defend him. Earlier this year Flower posted that HE is the only person HE's ever really been in love with...................................................................................
...or was that the only person he's ever had sex with?

cars
 

Earlier this year Flower was not yet in love with me. His love for me has blossomed and grown, just like a Pretty Little Flower. This is one reason why we will never do all the sex - because it would probably kill him. Well, that and because he is a gay.

But really, why would you have to defend someone accused of being in love with me? Is that so wrong? I am beginning to suspect that you, too, are hopelessly in love with me.

cars
 

2. When i'm jealous is the Achiles heel of my being nicer:(

Smack
 

Dude, Brad Renfro looks like ass...what the hell happened (other than the smack)?

Smack
 

Who is this person? More importantly, what kind(s) of car(s) does he drive?

Cold
 

Why must you make everything sound so tawdry?

I like this stomach...
 

Yeh, thin with huge breasts. Uglier than sin...

Happy Holidays, everybody.

From TO to WD
 

Lost in the crush of articles about whatever idiotic thing Terrell has done or said in the last five minutes are the efforts of guys like Warrick Dunn (and they're few and far between). But it would be nice if there was more of a focus on guys like him.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...122201686.html

And Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and all that shit.

http://www.lynxmas.com/mainpage.aspx

sfw.

TM

From TO to WD
 

Warrick Dunn is an amazing guy. I'm glad he finally feels like he is fitting in somewhere and that he has gotten the help there that he has needed for so long. Atlanta is lucky to have him.

If I'm the last one here today, I'll turn off the lights. Happy holidays!

Happy Ho Lidays
 

From TO to WD
 

Spare a thought for those afraid of the dark . . .

The Saddest?
 

Still in the office, so I think I win the biggest loser competition this year. I totally rock.

So a happy and a merry to all you lame and ugly chumps. Speaking of which, Hank - this one's for you.

http://media.putfile.com/Old-Firm-Goal

Spree: SFW video with sound.

iron(go on, Naka!)weed

The Saddest?
 

But . . . at 7:15 at night?

That's pathetic.

Game Warden Blotter
 

I am sorry you had to work, but I can guarantee that your day was better than mine. However, my misfortune is the board's* gain, as I can now bring you this:

Bad Intelligence Leads Captain Astray

After receiving a report of shots fired, Bell County Game Warden Shawn Moore drove to a subdivision in Harker Heights. He found a man in blaze orange dragging a deer out of the brush. The man was an Army captain from Fort Hood who was from out of state. He told Moore that his major said that it was open territory in Texas, and you could just go out and get you a deer. The landowner didn't press charges for trespassing feeling that anyone that naive couldn't be a poacher. However, the captain also failed to tag his deer. Moore contacted a friend at Fort Hood and made sure the major got correct information on hunting in Texas. The case is pending.

As reported in the Lone Star Outdoor News

*Thispost is probably more appropriate for Politics or the now-defunct Spanky board (with certain changes in capitalization), but Ty seems pretty busy lately, and I don't want him to feel obligated to get involved.

Spinster bait
 

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...%2C%22moran%22

• MADISON COUNTY COURTS: SWJ: Likes erotica, skinny-dipping
  
  There's good news and bad news for the notorious plaintiff's bar in Madison County this week. On the one hand, a national tort reform association says Madison County is not the biggest "judicial hellhole" in the country any more.
  
  On the other hand, there's Judge George Moran Jr., and his Internet dating site. The judge advertises that his "turn-ons" include erotica, skinny-dipping, flirting, power, money, dancing and long hair.
  
  Personal injury lawyers are the backbone of the Democratic Party in Madison County, which is why Judge Moran now says he's worried about his bid for retention in next year's election. The judge told the Post-Dispatch's Paul Hampel that party leaders have abandoned him because: (a) They said he had skipped work to take Spanish classes, in part to meet women, and (b) He'd submitted a 28-year-old photo of himself in his black judicial robes on a listing on the match.com dating site.
  
  "I've had some good luck with that site," he said. "I've met some beautiful women. I dated a former Miss Alabama."

Bob, if you're ever in front of this guy, maybe slip some nice Adult links into the Judge's copy of any important briefs.

Here is how he looks now-

http://www.madisonrecord.com/content...ge%20moran.jpg
But he used this shot (28 years old) for his ad.
http://www.co.madison.il.us/CircuitCourt/moran.jpg

merry christmas
 

Civilization's number 1 holiday!

Game Warden Blotter
 

A Mild Chili Cook-Off

Brewster County Game Warden and Reeves County Game Warden assisted the Brewster County Sherriff's Department with law enforcement at the popular Terlingua Chili Cook-Off. The wardens report this year's cook-off was rather "tame" with few arrests being made.

As reported in the Lone Star Outdoor News

arghh
 

somebody say something!

get this man to a barber
 

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5197798_36_2.jpg

I know this sounds like petty jealousy, and everyone knows that if I had the breaks Duncan got I'd be a multi-MVP, and most guys would be jealous of how full his hair still is, but I really think he looks bad with the new hair- and that is objective and not based upon the jealousies. (you can't really tell from this photo- but from TV it was clear. maybe he just had morning hair, but I don't think so.)