So, how about those Mets?
 

Ha! You've just proven you're a liar. She's never cared enough about me to take any pictures.

TM

So, how about those Mets?
 

If she eats it with gusto and eloquently expresses her enjoyment of the whole picking-nose-and-eating-results process, I would think that would be great.

So, how about those Mets?
 

Huh. I guess that must be the UPS guy.

So, how about those Mets?
 

Okay, I see what you are saying in terms of wanting to look and feel good for the sex. For whatever reason your earlier phrasing confused me. I think because of Cosmo saying something about a passion for food = a passion for sex, which I don't think is true, but Cosmo is always right.

Oh--and the order is:

1. Sex
2. Liquor
3. Food (those nuts that come in gin and tonics and/or cherries from the "buffet")
4. Liquor
5. Sex

A Tip for Thurgreed
 

Dearest Thurgreed, I was offended by the specific portion of your post I quoted in my post.

I was just reminding you that your joke may be cute to girls in their 20s, but there are some of us who find the humor a little lacking.

Since you know someone with fertility issues, I would think you would understand how and why.

People who need to share stuff coming out of their nether regions
 

FOrget the socks...what I couldn't figure out was how to shave my cootchie.

I wound up have to get waxed like every three weeks. It wasn't that I wanted to be sexy or anything, or that I could see it and be bothered by it...but the thought of all that hair {shiver}.

Bn'(glad to be able to shave again)B

So, how about those Mets?
 

1. Why does the UPS guy have pictures of me?

2. Why did you fuck him?

TM

So, how about those Mets?
 

A friend once said if she picks at her food she's just gonna pick at you, and that's no fun. On the other hand if she consumes the food with gusto, she'll do the same thing when she "consumes" you.

Too true.

It isn't what or how much, but how.

So, how about those Mets?
 

And would she tell you about the other guy over dinner?

So, how about those Mets?
 

I know I'm not single (confirming your suspicion?), but can you explain this a little further?

A Tip for Thurgreed
 

That was straight from Raising Arizona. It was funny and I'd do it again because you should understand there was nothing behind it.

Even, I couldn't make any jokes if I had to operate with this limitation.

Again, you should have read the line in context. Taken with the rest of the post it was completely harmless. Other than with PJ (who has not one redeeming quality), my jokes are general in nature.

TM

So, how about those Leafs?
 

Please. Hockey in the South? [insert derisive snorting sound] As if.

Speaking of geritol ("gwnc: we think we'll keep her"), let us discuss the Rangers of New York. Mike Richter, alas, has retired. Is Dunham (backed up by the teenaged Dan Blackburn -- who brings the median age of the team down to 67) the guy who should be in the net? Or should the Blueshirts take Curtis Joseph and his wheelbarrow full of cash money off the hands of the hated Red Wings?

And will anyone in the West be able to stop Colorado's offense? It's freakin unfair that they added Kariya and Selanne, while keeping Forsberg and Tanguay. I could replace Patrick Waaaaah in net and win a bunch of games with that kind of firepower.

So, how about those Mets?
 

Then her name would be SEC_Chick.

So, how about those Mets?
 

"What can Brown do for you?", indeed...

So, how about those Leafs?
 

Thank you for the first substantive hockey post of the season. To tell you the truth, I have not paid much attention to the Rangers. I read www.waymoresports.com daily for my Leafs information and that is about it.

But I agree, I think Colorado is unstoppable. Apart from the fact that my boyfriend Joe Sakic plays for them, that sucks.

So, how about those Mets?
 

I think you're right, and I bet Nigella Lawson is a tiger in bed.

I also think that being a very picky eater is an unattractive trait. It seems closed-minded, unadventurous, immature, and unsensuous not to be willing to consume new things. And I know this is going to sound really sexist, but I find the trait exponentially more unattractive in a man than in a woman (particularly when a guy says he hates seafood).

Having strong preferences is an attractive quality, but having too many strong aversions is not.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

We have all misinterpreted you.

This is apparently our fault, and we are deeply sorry.

(If every other driver in sight is honking at you, don't assume that none of them know how to drive.)

A Tip for Thurgreed
 

The line is funny. The point of my posts, however, was to mention that there are far more women in their early 30s who are dealing with issues of infertility than you probably realize.

I am not saying hold back or change your humor approach. I simply mention this reality for when you take your offensive ass to talk to women your own age.

Really, I am just looking out for your well-being. I've heard some of them thar New York women wear pointy-heeled shoes that could do some serious damage to your pretty little face.

Even(helpful)Odds

So, how about those Leafs?
 

I liked you, Not Bob, I really did.

As a season ticket-holder I expect to get my day with the Cup and I will revel in drinking from it and then taking a Breasticle Day III photo with it. Yes, I know that you will then all know that it is me but the sweet feeling of rubbing Not Bob's nose in my cup will make my outing worthwhile.

Smooch.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

Maybe they are honking at this.

http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/phot...187freecat.jpg

(spree: photo, not dirty, in bad taste)

A warning that this contains a picture of a dead animal would have been appropriate. - L

So, how about those Mets?
 

It's kind of a sliding scale, starting at impressed and moving rapidly to repulsed when you realize that instead of pointing out her dessert on the dessert cart she's cartjacked it and is stuffing the whole thing into her gaping (there's that word again) piehole...

And for the record, my current priorities are:

1. Sex
1. Mrs. Hand and the little fingers
3. Football (Pro and College)
4. Sex
5. Booze
6. Good Food
7. Sex
8. Pining for hockey season
9. High-end electronics (Especially Plasma HDTV's, stereo equipment and XM).
10. European Sportscars
11. Sex
12. Porn (see Sex, infra. and supra.)
13. Sex
14. Planning Vegas trip (see Sex and Porn)
15. Work (though the people I work with don't agree)

So, how about those Leafs?
 

Admit it, you really are a perv under that mid-800s FICO score.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

I was recommending to PJ that she, despite her continual knocking of "having rugrats", not write off the idea of having children. Surprise (or do I need a Harvard study)! Some of us enjoy it.

My suggestion to PJ is a compliment. I'm sure she'd be a fine parent someday, if she so chooses.

BUT PLEASE DON'T MISINTERPRET ME.

You clearly should not all breed.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

I refer you to Bilmore's post to TM.

Unfortunately, it is too late to do something about the people who bred but ought not have.

So, how about those Leafs?
 

Hockey makes me crazy hot. As does baseball. And pro football. And NASCAR. I suppose that I do tend to get a little pervy. ;)

edit: I just received word that post-season Braves tickets go on sale Friday. I think I will now go home and fuck the old man really crazy like.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

GGG, when people are making fun of your life choices, it is not appropriate to make fun of their life choices, because we shouldn't make fun of people's life choices

Now my head hurts.

So, how about those Mets?
 

Oooh, I have a girl-crush on Nigella Lawson. Usually I only like about half of the recipes in a cookbook, but practically everything that I've ever seen in one of her books is mouth watering. And not one of the recipes has failed. Her descriptions are fantastic, and I can't wait to make more from her books.

"Melissa Stark set the bar too high"
 

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ero/index.html

[If you couldn't tell from the link description, article about how sucky Lisa G. is at sidelines commentary.]

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

You're probably going to have to rethink this.

If she eats like a pig and is still thin start thinking "eat like a pig=barfing in the ladies room."
In some instances. Especially the hot ones who think they want to be a model someday.

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

Well that and metabolism changes.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

No, he should make fun. If he didn't make fun we wouldn't have any fun. And then where would we be? Not to mention how fair is it to make fun of someone's life choices and not to have your life choices mocked in return?

I think everyone should make fun of everyone. And their life choices. Whatever that means.

Want some aspirin?

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

Fucking metabolism changes. How do we repeal those?

Note: This is a rhetorical question, not a plea for exercise advice. So if you are frantically typing in a helpful response, fuck off already.

"Melissa Stark set the bar too high"
 

I liked this rationalization:

"Producer Fred Gaudelli told USA Today that, 'Since 40 percent of our Monday Night Football audience is women, our preference was to select a woman' to replace Stark on the broadcast."

Is Lisa Guerrero really what those 40% want to see?

Feeeeeeed Meeeeeeee
 

You have 3 choices really.
1. drugs. lots of drugs. to hell with food.
2. barfing (with Str8) in the ladies room. Ewww.
3. that thing you already discussed but didn't want my advice on.

"Melissa Stark set the bar too high"
 

Do they really believe that women who watch football want to see a woman on the sidelines? I just want somebody who knows what the fuck em is talking about -- can be male or female. Who are they fooling? They keep selecting women who are "hot" to the typical football-watching man, this has nothing to do with pleasing women viewers.

Sad news for Thrasher
 

Of course, bilmore. I was unclear because you fucked up and because E/O is being overly sensitive and pulled out just part of my post. You kill me sometimes.

Thurgreed(and you and E/O do not equal "all," jackass)Marshall

Bennifer Assfleck
 

Rumor has it Ben bought a place on Corn Hill in Truro, MA recently. Maybe it's there?

Anne
Shouldn't they wait until the first frost in Georgia kills all the pesky skeeters?

Sad news for Thrasher
 

Yes, dear.

(honk)

So, how about those Mets?
 

No, but we would go over the tapes for performance enhancement purposes.

A Tip for Thurgreed
 

Appreciated. But the only way the joke would have come up is if we were already talking about the subject. And since I've already noted that I wouldn't have brought it up without knowing everyone's fertility issues, I'm not too worried about my not so pretty, not so little face.

Thurgreed(except for the worry about it's size and lack of prettiness)Marshall