Queer eye is offensive!
 

Wait a second. There are lesbian computers? I'm so confused.

Tax(and there's the pitch....)wonk

Tofu blech
 

Clearly you have never been to an all girls boarding school. I think eighth graders were having "bi-sexual experiences" at the one I attended. (and this was back in the dark ages)

Tofu blech
 

She must have assumed you were looking for a promotion. Was it a summer associate instead?

Tofu blech
 

Wow. It's like PJ is the J-Lo of The Land of Fu.

Thurgreed(PJ-LO has a nice ring to it)Marshall

Tofu blech
 

Office (again)

Tofu blech
 

Finally, a little respect.

sockjackin'
 

You may rely on it.

Tofu blech
 

Straight on sex, because some of them are lying and the others think it's something to add to the "why I'm bangable" list for the guys, and on a beach in Mexico.

In the middle of the act, one of those flower selling guys that walk up and down the beach came up to us and asked us if he wanted to give me a rose. To get rid of the flower selling guy, my guy reached over to his wallet and threw some pesos at the flower selling guy and took the rose. Flower selling guy went on his way, and we continued what we were doing. Ten minutes later we actually looked at the rose, and he was pissed to discover that it was plastic. I still have it and it probably will be the most memorable flower anyone ever buys for me.

45% pure
(very interesting)
people less pure than you (16%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (83%)


And, Oral.


And my answer would be why everyone is experimenting ;)

Edited to add that I had a 53% last time and a 53% before that. Apparently I have finally had a sinful year. I didn't notice a question about leading an exodus, so that can't be it. Must be all the fucking.

Tofu blech
 

50% Pure.

Anne
Told you I was mild-mannered.

sockjackin'
 

As I see it, yes.

Tofu blech
 

Um, where would you start to analyze the foregoing? There are more subthemes here than a Shakespeare comedy.

Queer eye is offensive!
 

This cant be. The Bilmoe of the Day is fighting with the Bilmore. Its mindboggling

Food and allergies
 

Did your quills get dull?

sockjackin'
 

Yes - definitely.

Food and allergies
 

Concentrate and ask again.

For those looking, about here is where the testing started.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001oKe

Tofu blech
 

I wonder if Sebby as any issues with quorn?

Pure as the proverbial driven
 

79%

Where is SEC Chick?

tm

ketchup, blech
 

What have you been doing? No wait, I'd be better off not knowing. The last time I took purity test I was a freshman in college - lets just say the score was very high. But since IT is watching (hi guys!) I'll not be attempting again today.

Also, I don't know anyone who drinks Lone Star, do you? For any generic future references to Texan beer, Shiner should be substituted in its place.

Lastly, B-n-B, looks like you survived another day. You go, um, Dude!

-T(downright virginal)L :angel:

Thanks to Leagl, I know I dropped exactly one point. This means I must be remembering things more clearly.

Does the OddMan know about this?

-TL

Queer eye is offensive!
 

I disagree. When I criticize (aside from my genuine hatred of PJ), everyone on this board fully knows that my opinions couldn't be more subjective. In fact, because the very nature of my criticisms and rules are so over the top, it's obvious that it's not to be taken seriously. Do you really think I get into a rage when someone types out "LOL" or that when I make a rule that there is chance 1 that it will be followed? Sure I find it annoying. But hobbit, please. I don't take myself seriously most of the time when I'm issuing edicts. I think it's clear that no one else does either.

You, on the other hand, can't help but look at people and point out their flaws as you have defined them. But you honestly think you're talking objectively. You act like you're above it all and yet, never pass up an opportunity to let someone know that they fall on the wrong side of the fence as you see it. When we argue about tv, I'm not really arguing with you about tv. I watch maybe 5 shows a week (not including the Daily Show, which I try to watch as often as I can). I'm calling you out on your arrogance because you genuinely think that other people's lives are empty because they enjoy fluff tv and don't get out on the kayak like you. You see the difference? If you said, damn your lives are empty if all you do is watch tv, that's one thing. Most people would laugh that off because I'm sure everyone on this board has many interests besides tv. Instead, you say, "You're lives are empty because you're not more like me." Ridiculous.

That is the attitude and arrogance I call you out on. It's the same when you say, "Everyone thinks your wrong, TM, so stop acting like you're not," when it's really just you. You and EO were talking about completely different things. But you actually think your opinion represents everyone's on this board. That's arrogance. It is clear that I think my opinion is solely my own.

Amazing. My point was to show you that you were in the exact same fucking position as I was yesterday. EO didn't appreciate a joke in my post even though I believed the context made it harmless. You posted your ridiculous car horn analogy. Today you posted a joke that was clearly harmless in your eyes. Leagle didn't think so. Greeedy didn't either. Same situation. Did you think to yourself, "What would bilmore say in this situation? Are other people honking at me?" No. You said, "It was a joke. Can't I be PC on YOUR board?" Arrogance.

And my response wasn't directed at the PC argument I was taking no part in, it goes to the heart of the issue between you and me. You think your shit don't stink. I'm here to tell you it does.

Yez. But I'll call you on it everytime.

TM

Of course he does. He was there. Why do you think I dropped 8 points?

Queer eye is offensive!
 

Word.

And since there ain't no jruss/paigow, slave/paigow, less/paigow, paigow/paigow or RB anymore, I have to take on extra work to pick up the slack.

TM

Tofu blech
 

[
Originally posted by purse junkie

But anyone who even remotely tries to suggest that my crunchy Cheetos or Hostess Sno-balls aren't completely natural and wholesome can go fuck themselves.
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Clearly all that Sno-ball eating is doing wonders for your temperament.

(There's something magical out there called fiber. You might experience some relief after eating it and see the world in a whole new light.)

In the meantime, back to the ignore list.
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QUOTE]Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Clearly all that Sno-ball eating is doing wonders for your temperament.

(There's something magical out there called fiber. You might experience some relief after eating it and see the world in a whole new light.)

In the meantime, back to the ignore list. [/QUOTE] Wow. It's like PJ is the J-Lo of The Land of Fu.

Thurgreed(PJ-LO has a nice ring to it)Marshall [/QUOTE]

I don't know how she snuck those into my Ignore List. Probably carried a bumch of boxes under her fur coat. That shit aint gonna make Cheval want to do her. And he' ll probably flip when he sees all the wrappers strewn about.

Queer eye is offensive!
 

Hey, argue away. Keeps up the page hits.

sockjackin'
 

Deja vu all over agin. JRUSS is responding to his own socks. Remembber his dueling proles? Boy that was funnny.

Tofu blech
 

Damn. Then I'm downright Amish at 55%.
Maybe I'll have to start sniffing glue or something.

ketchup, blech
 

When are we expecting our little Lord & Savior? Or should I just wait for the big star?

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

53% pure. I will check, but I think I am getting more pure.

But what I wanna know is, what the hell does Have you ever had sex like burning? mean?

Queer eye is offensive!
 

You may rely on it.

Food and allergies
 

classic jruss socking. gets what he thinks is a clever idea that could have potential , beats it to death, and even responds to himself. back to the drawer

sockjackin'
 

concentrate and ask again.

I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
 

Oh, good. I thought I was missing something. Turns out, it just doesn't make sense. Or, it makes sense and I'm missing something.

ketchup, blech
 

No star; he should be done cooking the same time as your Thanksgiving turkey. And he'll probably be bigger (cringe). -TL

whoa
 

I start picking fights with JPUSS and then I read this post. scary. and I still fight with less.

Tofu blech
 

Better revise the ncs/nfh comparison list.

Tofu blech
 

Unlike the knee-jerk response of some of the people who answered this question without really thinking about it, this is a difficult question.
It's really totally and obviously going to depend on who the partner is.
Imagine the rest of your life with someone with "inadequate equipment." Wouldn't your rather get the oral then? Or someone who just doesn't know what the fuck they're doing? Isn't oral better then?

On the other hand, whisker burn is a bitch. And again, someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing down there is like slow and painful torture.

Tofu blech
 

Oh, and with some Clintonesque rationalizing I have managed to get my score up to 35%. Damn that Tommy Chong.