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Flinty_McFlint

09-01-2009 05:10 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 398173)

In my experience more women seem to be really into blowjobs than men, especially to completion. So, yeah, I would definitely say it's a power thing.

lolz.

bold_n_brazen

09-01-2009 05:10 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398171)

E/O sucks. Gwinky swallows.

And you eat pussy like a pro.

It's been a banner day.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-01-2009 05:11 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 398163)

You all suck and gwinky will be disappointed.

We were talking about blowjobs. Focus, would you?

I was trying to email a hooker to meet me in my office.

bold_n_brazen

09-01-2009 05:11 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 398176)

I was trying to email a hooker to meet me in my office.

Too bad you only have her gmail account.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-01-2009 05:11 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398165)

Did you notice that E/O was talking about men as a monolithic group?

Yeah, and I should have mentioned that to be fair, but I was trying to leave it aside. Anyhoo, I guess the point is that I am having trouble doing work too.

Adder

09-01-2009 05:11 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398167)

Speak for yourself, snake-boy. I eat pussy like a pro.

Sure. And e/o thinks she gives "elite" head too...

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-01-2009 05:12 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 398177)

Too bad you only have her gmail account.

Bitch won't read my tweets.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-01-2009 05:13 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398172)

they are "working on fixing it." Whatever that means.

It means "most of us are playing foosball."

Blog

Service status

ThurgreedMarshall

09-01-2009 05:14 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 398170)

Agreed. But I think the prime reason men like blow jobs is being overlooked. Holding women down and fucking them hard (you all like that, monolithically, from time to time) is work. Try doing 100 high speed push ups and see how your shoulders feel. Blow jobs involve zero work. They're the best of all possible worlds - sitting ass, doing nothing and getting off at the same time. Masturbation involves more effort.

What about face fucking? The woman gets to lie down while the guy does all the work.

(And side note for Sebby: If you're doing high speed push ups while having sex, you're either having the sex wrong or you're really freaking everyone out at the gym.)

TM

evenodds

09-01-2009 05:16 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398137)

2. A good blow job is awesome. It's not about power (unless you're on your knees, in which case it partially is). It's more about the mouth and tongue action, which really feels great. And the visual. I love the visual. If you're just talking about blow jobs to completion, then ask yourself if would like to be interrupted right before you have an orgasm. Also, swallowing makes us think you really like to suck a dick, which makes the whole experience that much better.

I am not opposed to completing oral, which of course means swallowing.

Oral, for both of us, is part of foreplay or midplay, but it's never the finishing move for either. He loves the pornish visual of me on my knees (and it is a power thing for him), but he likes the pornish visual of everything we do.

Thinking through my (admittedly rather limited number of) sexual partners, it appears that if you have the opportunity to fuck me, you are going to want to finish fucking me, no matter what else we do.

That may mean I suck at blow jobs or that I am very good at everything else.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-01-2009 05:18 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398182)

If you're going to do all that maneuvering, just fuck fuck.

(It's like a push up. You have a better analogy?)

Adder

09-01-2009 05:20 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398183)

Or you need to start dating men who can/want to get off more than once per session.

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 05:24 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398179)

Sure. And e/o thinks she gives "elite" head too...

Her ex offered her $500.

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Whaddya you got?

Flinty_McFlint

09-01-2009 05:26 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398186)

Her ex offered her $500.

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Whaddya you got?

I always liked that Joe Jackson song.

Replaced_Texan

09-01-2009 05:28 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 398157)

Is anyone else having trouble accessing gmail?

It's back as of a minute ago for me. There was a message here about it: http://mail.google.com/support/

Adder

09-01-2009 05:29 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398186)

Her ex offered her $500.

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Whaddya you got?

I don't believe that I have ever made any personal performance claims, but instead suggested that a woman whose SO gives bad head should get a new SO.

But now that you raise it, I am not aware of any of my exes getting a new SO for that reason, but I'm afraid I don't have any sound bites to back it up. Maybe other kinds of bites, and for that matter scratches, and certainly some pleasurable sounds, but no sound bites.

ThurgreedMarshall

09-01-2009 05:31 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 398184)

If you're going to do all that maneuvering, just fuck fuck.

I tend to like sex that involves maneuvering.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 398184)

(It's like a push up. You have a better analogy?)

I was just going for the obvious joke, although it's not really like a push up, since one stays at the top of the "push up" while working. I get pain in my wrists* long before my shoulders even begin to hurt.

TM

*Yes, I see this is teed up for a masturbation joke. Have at it.

Hank Chinaski

09-01-2009 05:33 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398190)

I tend to like sex that involves maneuvering.

maybe he does push ups wrong?

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 05:34 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 398175)

It's been a banner day.

It really has been. We haven't seen a day like this in ages.

E/O deserves the credit. I think I'm in love with her, in a non-compensatory way.

Replaced_Texan

09-01-2009 05:35 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398190)

I was just going for the obvious joke, although it's not really like a push up, since one stays at the top of the "push up" while working. I get pain in my wrists long before my shoulders even begin to hurt.

TM

The wrought iron headboard is useful for avoiding wrist pain. Gives leverage at a more comfrotable angle.

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 05:35 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 398184)

(It's like a push up. You have a better analogy?)

Squats, but she needs to have a strong back.

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 05:36 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 398193)

The wrought iron headboard is useful for avoiding wrist pain.

And now I'm back to thinking about restraints.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-01-2009 05:38 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398192)

It really has been. We haven't seen a day like this in ages.

Quit talking about it like it's over. Hank hasn't finished yet.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-01-2009 05:39 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398192)

It really has been. We haven't seen a day like this in ages.

E/O deserves the credit. I think I'm in love with her, in a non-compensatory way.

I think John Phoenix is missing this. He's going to be pissed!!

Adder

09-01-2009 05:51 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398197)

I think John Phoenix is missing this. He's going to be pissed!!

There's a joke in there somewhere either about drunkness or water sports, but I'm having trouble finding it.

Perhaps there is something else slightly kinky you'd like to make Sidd think about for awhile?

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 06:29 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398198)

Perhaps there is something else slightly kinky you'd like to make Sidd think about for awhile?

No need. I'm smoking a cigarette and Gwinky fell asleep, still tied to the sweat-soaked bed.

John Phoenix

09-01-2009 06:35 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398197)

I think John Phoenix is missing this. He's going to be pissed!!

I rely on GMail to tell me when there is a new post. Talk about a cruel, cruel day.

Adder

09-01-2009 06:36 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398199)

No need. I'm smoking a cigarette and Gwinky fell asleep, still tied to the sweat-soaked bed.

Somehow, I would have guessed that you would be the one tied to the bed in that little fantasy.

LessinSF

09-01-2009 06:40 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398179)

Sure. And e/o thinks she gives "elite" head too...

I believe she said "high-end," which could just mean she doesn't deep throat.

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 06:43 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398201)

Somehow, I would have guessed that you would be the one tied to the bed in that little fantasy.

Pervert.

I could work with that too, but I think Gwinky doesn't smoke.

Sidd Finch

09-01-2009 06:44 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 398202)

I believe she said "high-end," which could just mean she doesn't deep throat.

e/o can hire Less to defend the breach of contract action when the ex complains that he didn't get to come in her mouth.

Adder

09-01-2009 06:44 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398203)

Pervert.

Perhaps you are disoriented, but this is the fashion board. Which means I will take that as a compliment.

Flinty_McFlint

09-01-2009 06:45 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398201)

Somehow, I fantasized that you would be the one tied to the bed in that little fantasy.

I fixed your post for you.

Adder

09-01-2009 06:48 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 398206)

I fixed your post for you.

You should check in with TM for some translating tips.

ltl/fb

09-01-2009 06:58 PM

New career?

Do I need to look into one when disability over?

Adder

09-01-2009 07:00 PM

Re: New career?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398208)

Do I need to look into one when disability over?

Hopefully this question has not been inspired by the recent discussion.

evenodds

09-01-2009 07:01 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 398202)

I believe she said "high-end," which could just mean she doesn't deep throat.

Actually, I do.

With "high-end," I figured I would give myself credit for being a high-end escort rather than a truck stop hooker in considering pricing.

taxwonk

09-01-2009 07:17 PM

Re: Whoredom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398186)

My ex said I was "better than girls."

Oh, never mind. This one's too easy for even me.

Flinty_McFlint

09-01-2009 07:18 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398207)

You should check in with TM for some translating tips.

It's a deal if you check with him for blowjob tips.

taxwonk

09-01-2009 07:19 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 398193)

The wrought iron headboard is useful for avoiding wrist pain. Gives leverage at a more comfrotable angle.

Among other uses.

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