God What a Lousy Weekend
 

AKA, Randolph and Mortimer Duke.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/...ngbrothers.jpg

TM

revelation
 

I read something recently that said Denise Richards was a former Fleiss girl, so maybe she has connected with Navarro in the past.

Poor decor
 

Ah, Target (of course pronounced "tar-ZHAY," if we needed a reminder). I furnished my first apartment entirely from Target.

br(and it looked good, too)c

I just realized that that $350/month apartment was about the size of the one I inhabit now, and it had a view. GOD DAMMIT! Well, the furniture is improved.

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

This is like a little private love note to me -- by repeating what I said a couple of months ago, you're telling me that you don't really wish I were Arby. :love:

Total Recall
 

Could you put something in your posts, please? A story, an interesting take on something. Humor. An insult (see how nicely I set that up for you?). Some substance, maybe? Some pictures. Anything.

TM

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

I'd like to take this opportunity to ask, "What the hell happened to John Hughes?"

We're talking about the pop film genius who started his movie writing career with "Vacation" (1983), and moved on to bring us such greatness as, inter alia, the underappreciated "Mr. Mom" (1983), the sempiternal "Sixteen Candles" (1984), "The Breakfast Club" (1985), "Weird Science" (1985), "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986), and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987). And I'm skipping the ones that are merely "good" (like "Pretty in Pink") in favor of the ones that merit "great."

In other words, in four short years, the man brought us the most quotable and era-defining comedies since Neil Simon or Billy Wilder.

Then his career apparently ended. Nothing post-1997 even approaches his prior work, even considering the commercial success of the "Home Alone" (1990, 1992, 1997, 2002) or "Beethoven" (1992, 1993, 2000, 2001, 2003) franchises. He's been living off remakes of far better movies like "101 Dalmations" and "Flubber" and even "Miracle on 34th Street."

Is it fair to blame Anthony Michael Hall's puberty?

bilmore and wonk outed
 

Bilmore at a Minnesota wedding and Wonk showing LFM how robust the puppies are.

http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/benny/benny02.jpg

http://rw.hbo.com/larry/cmp/larrysan.../img/Hank1.jpg


I took the liberty of finding pictures of the same people but that would work. Geocities won't let you link directly to a picture and show the image and the other one was an actual web page. - L http://timstvshowcase.com/larrysanders.html

Serious request for information
 

Does anybody know anything about the treatment for OCD? What are the recommended meds and their side effects?

R(must stop editing posts, maybe I'll go wash my hands)P

Mass at brunch?
 

Morning after wedding brunch (at the bride's house), and lo and behold, the priest is there! Mass!

This was not on the brunch invitation.

If it had been, my RSVP would have been different.

Stop selling me god. And no, I don't want a time share either...

Mass at brunch?
 

Consider it a 2,000-year-old recipe for an amuse-bouche. Remember to bring your own dip next time.

Edited to Add: It helps if you close your eyes and imagine that the celebrity chef is actually Nigella Lawson.

Ahh Bennifer
 

Maybe Ben didn't like the terms of the pre-nup.

Serious request for information
 

Zoloft. Anorgasmia.

Mass at brunch?
 

When did a few minutes with God do you any harm? Were you any worse for being there for a short time? You were even fed.

And God is not for sale (either as a condo as a time share). But if you'd like to talk about the terms on which God is available, let me know. We can have some coffee and chat.

Serious request for information
 

Aha. That explains a lot about you.

God What a Lousy Weekend
 

I'm sure that whatever he might me doing now, he's doing it wearing the required uniform.


There's so much I blame on AMH's puberty...but that's a whole nother story.

bilmore and wonk outed
 

Have to say, you're getting stale. Never expected that.

Tofu blech
 

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Bnb, has motherhood made you soft?
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Yes, but I bet its done wonderful things for your boobies!!

Mass at brunch?
 

Like, full on mass, with wafers and stuff? Or just a prayer from the dude in the collar?

Non-adherents are not obliged to participate in either, I note, they are just supposed to sit quietly and not roll their eyes. And feel free to sip your coffee if necessary to keep your face from bashing into your presumably still empty plate.

Waiting through an unadvertised full mass for my grub would probably tick me off a bit.

Serious request for information
 

couldn't wait another day-and-a-half until RP double-posts herself into the K? welcome back.

Mass at brunch?
 

When I'm hungover and need coffee immediately. Instead, I got a large spoonful of god. Actually, it wouldn't have bothered me at all if someone had mentioned it before I got there. I was god-ambushed.

And I never try to sell people Not-god, so I deserve the same respect.

Not form Hravard
 

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Frkaeign amzanig huh?

Mass at brunch?
 

Wafers, wine and everything.

Not form Hravard
 

so that's why paigow's posts make sense to me?

bilmore and wonk outed
 

Actually, my former boss loks exactly like Hank Kingsley. Has the same voice too. Cunt.

Mass at brunch?
 

Why don't you undo it by getting a buddie and a camcorder and filming a porno at the same location?

bilmore and wonk outed
 

Is someone a little cranky bc kayaking season is over? Back to reality tv for me. When is BB4 supposed to end anyway>

Oh, and you can always put me on the ignore list. it works wonders.

Mass at brunch?
 

Keep in mind that every porno that's filmed there after the priest attended is going to have to be re-blessed by Larry Flynt.

Mass at brunch?
 

Can we get a woman too? B/c I don't think any of my buddies would be up for that, NTTAWWT if they were.

bilmore and wonk outed
 

I don't want to. You're just more fun when you're not stale. I have high expectations.

Not form Hravard
 

The entire spelling-bee industry has just been brought to its knees.

Stage parents of good English students everywhere are mourning. Let's just reflect on the utter meaninglessness of their lives from now on, shall we?

Not form Hravard
 

This is also why a sentence consisting of mostly lowercase letters is easier to read than one in all uppercase --- the shape of the word in lowercase type is distinct and unique,

BUT ALL UPPERCASE WORDS ARE ALMOST PERFECTLY SQUARE AND MEANING MUST BE DERIVED FROM THE INDIVIDUAL LETTERS, NOT THE SHAPE, SLOWING THE RATE OF READING COMPREHENSION.

This is why legislatures that call for vitally important contractual and waiver language to be placed in all caps, as opposed to bold, italic, or colored ink, are fundamentally misinformed about typography and visual perception.

(Pet peeve.)

bilmore and wonk outed
 

Hey Now!!!

Not form Hravard
 

I'm not sure why this is being touted as new research. They were teaching, in speed-reading courses years ago, this very concept. There were speed-scanning readers that projected lines of text at varying speeds, and they would demonstrate that comprehension would remain steady even as they jumbled the words, like they are jumbled above. (They were trying to show students that you recognize groups of words, and groups of letters, not merely letters.)

Not form Hravard
 

Oh how I've waited for this moment!! Finally those bullies have been beaten!!

bilmore and wonk outed
 

If you think your little ruse is gonna end my forever documenting your life in pictures, you can forget it. I am nto one of the Bagels. And I am still trying to find pics of your sidekick bc I have a story to tell.

Oh, and your work since the scinitllating mano a mano with Thurgreed has not been so scinitllating. Glass kayaks and all that.

Serious request for information
 

If it were as easy as medication, there wouldn't be so much of it going around. What you'll have to do is behavior modification. Have someone tie your hands, or handcuff you to your desk/chair and then purposely put random typos into your posts. See how long you will struggle against the bindings before you acquiesce. Over time you'll find that you'll be able to post with typos/misinformation and jsut let it go.

Not form Hravard
 

And, just when I thought we wouldnt have one, I present you with today's Bilmore of the Day.

Off of a totally useless PJ post too. Nice work. Could not have been easy.

bilmore and wonk outed
 

No ruse. I just think you do better work when you're stretching for something new. You can still document my life in pictures - just, vary the theme or something. Geeze, even the Bagels challenge me sometimes.

Not form Hravard
 

Sorry, maybe I should post unpostable pictures. Because those were awesome.