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Won't the Displaced Dog and the Displaced Bitch be craving some privacy? How romantic!

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Check this out: http://www.cosmedical.com/bcm-breast-reduction.htm

spree: photos of some very ugly naked breasticles

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Ditto. Too much work to quench a thirst. Let em be free and flowing!

Not persuasive. Keep squirting.

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!

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I didn't know you had kayaking problems. Unless you have no kayak, which would be a problem. Well, only when you are out in the middle of the river with your paddles and your life vest and your dry bag and all of a sudden you realized, whoops, no kayak. That would suck, and it would definitely be a kayaking problem.

I did mention I'm drugged up right? Just checking.

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Big Boobies are Mother Nature's answer to the Big Gulp. Don't mess with Mother Nature!

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To pick up on barely's theme, this reminds me of the "are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?" episode.

But this is the FB, so in context ... NTTAWWT.

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I'm either starfish or sideways. Sometimes after a night of partying I'll sleep on my back, but I have to be really knocked out for that position to be comfortable.

S(and I hated "Rift")D

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Hopefully, during the course of the night I'll have you in a few more positions...

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The Displaced Bitch is only seven weeks old, so she'll need a chaperone for a while.

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A new puppy! Yay! Congratulations.

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good news, ll. You have just been inducted onto my Ignore List. Brazen and her gigantic milky hooters live there as well, so you can have at her. Enjoy!

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My questions would be more of the "once they deflate, don't they sag so you need to get them lifted?" sort. But I've never been what you'd call over-endowed, so reduction would never enter my mind.

BR(I've always been of the opinion that, after going to the trouble of giving birth, a person is 100% entitled to whatever refreshing/repair work they fancy to reclaim their bodies, surgical or otherwise)C

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Are you hoping that eventually they will come to share a deeper relationship? Or are things destined to stay platonic, perhaps as a result of surgeries earlier in life?

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Well since I'm imagining your saggy hairy nippled old boobs are as dry as a dead dingo's donger, you, my Paigow Princess, are on my ignore list too.

lactation lover

ps: can someone please respond and quote this so pigcow can see my response

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I consider it to be a brother sister relationship, especially given the earlier surgery. However, if it's true love, who am I, with my artificial, anthropomorphized ways, to stand in the way? At this point, it's purely a theoretical question, since she's still with her birth mother.

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Does anyone else find this shit tiresome...or is it just me?

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I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but if in the mood, I buy my own yummy chocolately cake. Besides, this way there is more for me.

Anne
Mmmmm, cake coma

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If he is not already named Abelard, you should rename him that and call her Heloise.

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Well, telling someone you're ignoring them is inherently paradoxical.

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I would say it's not just you, I find it tiresome, but I then be at risk of being ignored by Paigow, and I cannot tolerate rejection. On the other hand, if she and Coltrane don't get a room already it might have to be mutual ignore for a little while.

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Don't worry, she's reading it. I'm on her ignore list but then she comments directly on my posts all the time.

BTW, needlessly gross description of nonlactating racks, you ape.

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I think I need two Ignore Lists: one for JPUDD and his socks, CTD, LL and the 8balls and whoever else, and the other for those who dont deserve the punishment of living in a land of unfunny clowns with warped mirrors that talk to themselves.

And dont worry, darlin, I hadnt gotten to it yet, but you are int. But when You log in as your other JRUST socks, you will still see me. Must be hard to monitor all those ignore lists when you ahve so many socks.

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Not as long as your gigantic milky hooters are featured in the post.

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IMHO:

The best bet for going out with this guy on her birthday with minimal risk of freak-out is to call him up and say "my birthday is Friday, and so I'm getting a few people together to go out for a few drinks to celebrate with me, wanna come?", as others have suggested.

If, however, what she really wants is to spend her birthday with him ALONE (assuming she has no psycho "test" or "committment" intentions), then I think the best approach would be to simply call him up and invite him to dinner, saying "it's my birthday and I just want to have a nice mellow dinner, something low key, without lots of people or a lot of too-doo." Specifying that she wants it low key & to be no big deal might still some of the "you have no friends" implications, and simultaneously avoid putting undue pressure on him about having to somehow perform.

Hinting in the hopes of encouraging the largesse of others is both psycho and rude. I also note for the record that inviting others to treat you to dinner is also rude, regardless of the reason - if she invites him, she should pay for them both, and should at least pretend to object 2 or 3 times if he offers.

While noting for the record that the ideal strategy for going out to dinner with the guy alone on her b-day from a manners P.O.V. is to ask him to dinner and only let him know that it's her birthday durring the dinner (because then (i) there is less implication she expects him to pay and (ii) it is obvious that he wasn't expected to do something snazzy because he had no knowledge), I agree that the "psycho" vibe would probably outweigh those benefits.

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Reply hazy, ask again later.

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This is very good advice.

Make the invitation as specific as possible and make sure he knows there are no obligations, just that you want his company.

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I would never ignore you bc I find you humourous. The criteria for being ignored are 1) boring/lacks anything of interest to contribute; 2) is inherently annoying (like constnatly mentions baby and has sillly fake baby name that matches moniker and matching avatar; 3) being JSOFT or one of his many unfunny socks and 4) rages disproportionaetly out of control so that I can feel the anger emanating from the monitor. Think of this one as a restraining order.

You do not get ignored for being merely 1) opinionated, whther to my liking or not, or 2) being consistent scroll past material. THat alone doesnt cut it.

You are welcome to disagree, or even flame me (so long as it isnt outable).

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A person has to set goals.

About TITS, I speak only from personal experience, that of similarly-endowed family members (Hi Dad!) and friends/acquaintances I have asked. Laying on top of big boobs (your own, not someone else's which I would not know about NTTAWWT) can be uncomfortable and at times painful. There is just too much tissue there even if you have a comfy bed (I now have a very firm mattress but have had fluffy ones in the past). This is not to say that there are not big tittied women out there who sleep on their chest. I also do not believe that you must sleep on your stomach in order to be gregarious.

I wonder about fake boobies. I mean, they stand up like torpedoes when a wearer is on her back so there must be little give factor when stomach-sleeping. Anyone care to fill me in on this?

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How does wearing fur fit in here?

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Please tell me you're not related to paigow.

TM

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You bong-addled bulging burrito-assed bimbo. Try spending less of your valueless small-titted time worried with ignoring valuable contributors or outing JRUSS’ non-existent socks. Then sober up and maybe you could get a clue that I am not a sock. I am a singularly individual mostly lurking lawyer and occasionally poster with a lactating breast fetish. I am my own man and stand before milky breasts and this board alike as such. And the more that humorless ass-gnats such as you attempt to denigrate me and my fetish, the more I shall become a celebrated member of this forum. I don’t doubt that I will soon be getting pictures of female posters’ boobs via PM!

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totality of the circumstances kinda thing. one or two pro fur posts wont do it by itself. I am not reoperiing this can of worms today

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Lac Lover,

Her ya go.

S(just because I think the whole "you're on my ignore list" bit is pretty unimaginative and tired)D

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I was involved with a woman who had breast reduction surgery shortly (about 6 months) before I met her. I don't know if your (as in, those of you who are talking about the surgery in a way that implies you are actually considering it) breasts are as big as hers were, but I am happy to review pictures you send to me and let you know.

I will say that I think that she was unhappy with the total volume of the reduction. There is only so much tissue that can be removed, and there was significant scarring below the breasts at the "seam" where they met her chest. Her scarring went down over the next six months, but I don't think that it would ever be perfect. I don't know whether or not she expected to be able to breast-feed.

Her breasts were still very big after the surgery, and she told me that she had wanted them to be even smaller than they made them, but that they couldn't be reduced further. She was already having lots of pain and back problems at the age she had the surgery, and I think it was more of a health thing than an appearance thing. Her health insurance covered the surgery almost entirely.

I think that, if she were here, she would caution you to consider whether you really want to get major surgery when the benefit might not be that great. Unless your breasts are truly collossal, I don't know if it would be worth the scarring, pain and loss of function. If they are that big, the overall reduction won't be that huge, and you'll still have massive breasts, but with more scarring, pain and loss of function.

Of course, I am a dude, so I don't know as much about breasts, and I don't want to be presumptive and tell you a bunch of stuff. I'm just passing on the info.

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I sleep on my stomach, with one arm at my side and the other wrapped around a pillow so that I'm not completely flat. This is the only way I can fall asleep. Unless I'm taking a nap, and then I can sleep flat on my back on a couch or a bed. Makes no sense.

But if I'm going to sleep for the night, I cannot be touched. No spooning, no arm around you or me. No touching. Forget it. I've tried it a million times. If your leg so much as touches mine when I'm on the trip to dreamland, I must move. (I wonder how the hell I got any sleep in college.)

TM

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Why? What happened in college?

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Ever see Deliverance? Poor TM has never gotten over his backwoods camping experience.

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and
I agree completely here. The other question though is what response is to be expected.

This exact scenario happened to me back in the day. She invited me to dinner for her birthday and made it clear it was a low-key thing. I took that at face value, but got her some flowers and a small gift (come on, if you've been on a date with someone, there's at least something you can find that would be of interest -- I think I bought her a cd she had mentioned). I picked up the tab at the restaurant after minor protestations from her to the contrary. It was a nice time; I didn't think it was psycho or imposing. We parted ways a few dates later, but I certainly didn't think of the whole thing as moving too fast or anything besides the coincidence of timing of her birthday.

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Thanks, everyone for the great advice. I have passed it along to my friend.

I was firmly in the camp of "don't tell and don't make it a big deal," but y'all have convinced me that if I ever find myself dating a new guy near my brithday, I might consider asking him to dinner.

E/O

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(1) I advise "watch and wait." The female body does weird things during pregnancy and the aftermath, and doesn't necessarily respond the same way in subsequent pregnancies.

(2) The longer you nurse, the smaller your boobies will get. If you nurse once or twice a day all the way to 12 to 18 months, as more and more pediatricians now recommend, the kid will hit a critical mass at which em's gulping down volumes of milk with each nursing session, even though most nutrition comes from solids at that point. Several moms have told me that kids at that stage just vacuum the fat out of you if they're still nursing, and there's no reason why they shouldn't. When my godson was a year old, his mother could barely consume enough fats to keep up with demand. If the kid hadn't unilaterally weaned at about 18 months, she'd look like LFB. (YMMV, and everybody has an opinion about when nursing gets squicky --- grandmothers from the 50s and 60s era will say with a straight face that the baby should be put on solids at four months, against all medical advice.)

(3) Reduce, or don't reduce. It doesn't matter. See NYT Magazine re: happiness equilibrium.