A New Record
 

Thanks for bringing back the old avatar. It made my day.

Dua(pardon me while I remain seated for a while)lit

A New Record
 

Exactly what does your moniker mean? Should i take it to literally mean you have an interest in insect genitalia?

If its some stupid chat board abbrevation like IMHO or some crap like that, get a new name. Internet abbreviations suck.

S(Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy)D

Sorry, er, Wow, I Just learned Soething Interesting!
 

One word. Yes. YES...YES YES OH YES! Thank you ma'am, may I have another!


You are not looking hard enough or in the right aisles at the Pleasure Chest.

A New Record
 

Consenting freaks, that is.

A New Record
 

Yes, I missed it too. You can thank GWINKY.

confidential to TM
 

Why would you Fu a PJ, but not this JRUSS sock?

Impugning Others' Lifestyles
 

WARNING: We can either move this topic along or I can start posting about my kids etc.

Come on. Make my day.

confidential to TM
 

Piecow, if it somehow allows you retain your razor thin grip on what you think is sanity to believe that every poster who offends you in some warped way is the venerable JRUSS go ahead and believe that. Unless of course, I work with JRUSS and he is buying me dinner at BeDuCi in payment for getting you all riled up.

Either which way, indulge in your fantasies and delusions, but watch those burritos, as your eventual straight jacket will be no friend to your cottage cheesed ass and belly. As for me, I’ve got a bet to collect some dinner on and some milky breasticles waiting for my after dinner drinks.

An old complaint
 

Why, oh why oh why, do some people just feel compelled to "proudly" tell you things that any sane person with a smidgen of dignity would know enough to keep private? I mean, jesus christ in a hand cart. I don't care if you're breast feeding, or why, or how long. (I certainly don't want to see a demonstration, either. Lots of bodily functions are perfectly natural and even beautiful to some, yet still not appropriate in public.) Just let me coo "what a darling baby!" and be done with it before your graphic description of the labor and birth make me change my mind. I don't care that your boyfriend and you had really hot sex just before this party. I don't want to know about your hot flashes, your gastric problems, or that Prozac has made you impotent. I don't want to know that you are in therapy to resolve your issues with your mother. I don't want to hear about your personal relationship with Jesus - I am willing to take it on faith that the two of you are very happy together. It is safe to presume that I don't want to hear what you think about that idiot Anne Coulter or that ass Terry McAuliffe.

Some people really need to stick to the old safe topics of the weather, sports, and the arts. Or, since they seem to have the discretion of children, they need to learn to be seen and not heard.

FYI, etc. I find the Yoplait whipped, orange creme yogurt to be quite tasty.

Resume spatting

And gf remarked last night that the espn mnf pregame show is kind of like The View for men. I think she may be right.

An old complaint
 

BORING!~

An old complaint
 

And I have no interest in anyone's shoes, either. Or reality TV. I mean, get a life.

Hey, many of these are topics a lot of us would like to talk about (you're going to get a lot of complaints if you don't want anyone on this board talking about hot sex), but it's just a question of when. Two lactating mom's talking about dripping breasts is natural (done on the lawyer's w/ kids board all the time - don't tell LL), but a broad discussion of dripping breasts is generally less appreciated. And on that hot sex topic - I'm happy to hear it on this board, much less happy when it's my father talking.

An old complaint
 

Well... there really isn't too much interesting to discuss these days. If I hear another story about Queer Eye or the Eagles' horrible season I'm going to puke. That's why I drink heavily at parties -- it makes the banal alleged witticisms of those enamored with their self-perceived ability to offer witty banter palatable. I just stand there, sip my Knob Creek and smile, thinking "God, the dumb bitch probably bought that stupid outfit because she saw it on sex and the City" or "Yeh, please tell me more about how Donovan should run more... like the Birds ever had a fucking chance to win the Super Bowl." Or best yet, someone can talk to me about their dreams or something they saw on MTV or reality television. People in general blow... 1 in 5 crack me up, but the other four are killing my liver...

S(at least lactation is titilating in a strange sense... gross, but at least amusing)D

An old complaint
 

This is probably the single most unappealing phrase I have ever read.

Now I could really, really use a good shot of whiskey. Before I pass out from the imagery.

An old complaint
 

And yet, not amusing.

And I like the fact that the Eagles are 0-2, merely because Donovan was the #1 ranked quarterback in the fantasy leagues (not that I drafted him) and it just goes to show you - you need more that just a really good quarterback. Like, how about guys who can catch?

And if you're bored at parties, have you ever seen the guy in the corner smiling for no reason? YOu should look into whatever that guy's got and ask him to sell you some.

An old complaint
 

SD-

I love you. Will you marry me? We can honeymoon in Houston while the Eagles play in the Superbowl...

bn'(but Donovan sucks so never mind)B

An old complaint
 

Let's talk hurricane! Opposing counsel in DC told me yesterday that they are planning to be closed Thursday and Friday due to hurricane. Is that a general thing? Are many business shutting down?

Not Boring!
 

If this is your experience in church, you need to find a new one. The style of worship and format of the service is just packaging, not the message, and the message of Christianity is pretty exciting.

I switched churches because I was starting to daydream and for the past two years I've been going to a mainline denomination church. There are 4 services on two days: one is traditional with robes, organ music, choirs, traditional hymns, etc.; your parents and grandparents would fee right at home.

Two services are "contemporary" with no robes, a band instead of organ, contemporary music. The pastors dress business casual for the Sunday morning one and wear jeans (shorts in the summer) Sat. eve., which is more informal. People laugh during the service because sometimes it is funny. Yesterday we sang a jazz arrangement of an old hymn that left me feeling "Wow!"

Sun. evening is what I call "rock and roll church." Definitely not your parents' church. They use drama, interpretive dance, rock music, etc. and I'm pretty sure no one daydreams. It is packed with teens, 20-somethings and anyone who can't relate to even a contemporary service.

If you're still reading and have questions about Christianity or are curious, find an Alpha course in your city. They are offered in a wide variety of churches and fall courses should be starting this week or next. http://www.alphausa.org

Big Temptation Idol Island XXXIII
 

So do I. It reminds me of lactation, which reminds me of the time I was watching American Idols Survivor of Temptation Nursing Home XIII. You know, the one wher Edith steals Hamilton's dentures and Hamilton freaks out and leaves the house but forgets his heart medicine and winds up passing out in the front yard just as Byron starts singing his version of "Island in the Stream" with Maryann, who suddenly starts to lactate during the guitar solo!!! I can't believe they didn't win for that song - it was so fucking awesome. Afterward, Matyann freaked out and started crying because she had this dream where she won the contest the night before and she was so destroyed by losing in reality. You can download her 16 page description of the dream on www.boringzeros.com.

An old complaint
 

I was hoping to one-up that phrase with the reference in the next post to having a father talking about having hot sex. But just in case I didn't, let's also posit that he's talking about hot sex with someone a decade younger than son he is talking to, and decides to describe details. TM like details.

Yes, it is important that people talk about things in the right place and with the right people. Otherwise we'll all need a few shots of that whiskey (may I suggest scotch, perhaps a nice smokey Laphroig? Sip it down and chase it with a nice ale?)

An old complaint
 

Is that the firm that claims to be a DC firm but actually has offices in Ocean City, MD?

DC is pathetic. Everyone gets in a tizzy when there's a forecast for an inch of snow. Now people are getting in a tizzy for a hurricane, when we're 50 miles inland? We'll get a lot of rain, sure, so don't drive in low-lying areas. And a lot of wind, but an office is a lot less likely to have a a tree come crashing through the roof than a house. And the ocean waves simply aren't making it to DC. Unless by hurricane they really mean massive asteroid.

Dating Question
 

Migraine. Nothing good and fun, not even bad Canadian Pot.

An old complaint
 

I also like the fact that the Birds are fucked because I hate most birds fans. every years, same fuckin shit - "Birds will win it all!" How the fuck are they going to win it all without an offense? Get a fucking grip, people. They're going to make the playoffs, but they are not a fucking Super Bowl team, so put down the fucking Natty Light, stub out that third joint and get back to fucking reality before game time.

I usually do seek out the dealer in the party, but usually when I'm fucked up on whatever he's got, the hopelessly dull character of the conversations around me becomes that much more clarified. Sometimes I'll dick around and throw banter back and forth and try to appear "quick" which is what passes for clever and interesting these days, but usually I'll tire of that act quickly and walk back to the bar for another round.

S(lately I've taken to dancing more at weddings because it keeps me from having to laugh at dull jokes)D

An old complaint; celebrity gossip
 

Bartender, make that a double. Several doubles.

Can we go back to talking about celebrity whack jobs like Princess Stephanie, who, after doing her bodyguards and dating a circus emcee/elephant trainer, has now apparently settled down with an acrobat?

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/a...ircus_acrobat/

A New Record
 

HAH!

Big Temptation Idol Island XXXIII
 

Yes but who got head of household and who got voted off? It's all about HOH, the veto and getting voted off. If you're going to report on a fake show, at least pay attention to what's important.

More on K Street
 

I didn't see the first episode, but from this review I'm not sure if I'll be able to handle it.

With so many apostrophe'd characters in that paragraph, I fear that watching it will warp the finely tuned sense of reality and worldview that I acquire by keeping up with current events on the PB.

Not Boring!
 

You know, I'm glad to see this works for you, and its nice to see someone really dig the spiritual thing. I'm just not sure the service you describe quite does it for me. Maybe if they'll play some live Jane's or a little live Jefferson Airplane and servce hors d'oerves and booze, I'd dig it. Or maybe if they let me play pool or preached while I could work out or play raquetball I could dig it. However, on Sat nite I generally have to do some serious damage to unscrew the mind from a tough week, so unless Jesus has scantily clad cocktail waitresses, eye-candy all overthe place and some mind altering substance, I can't get to that church on time...

S(but thanks for thinking I'm still redeemable)D

A New Record
 

Um, I may be wrong but I think the moniker is my fault and not anything to do with the coochies of ants. You see, one day leagl was talking about some protests and alternative lifestyles and someone said "blah blah blah NTTAWWT." Well, I wondered how one said "NTTAWWT" if one were yelling it at a protest and one of the sounds I thought of was "anttwat."

Fuck you very much for spoiling the silly little secret pleasure I was feeling over the fact that there was apparently one thing Ihave said on the FB that meant something to someone -- or was at least annoying enough to stick in em's head.:P

An old complaint
 

See. You do enjoy parties.

Eagle fans. They sound a lot like Niner fans. Obnoxious bastards that they are. I was sooo happy, soo happy this week that the Rams kicked their shit in OT. And even more happy that it was Bulger because Kurt Warner is a arrogant punk. And since we're on the FB, what's with his wife and her ugly wardrobe. I was in a room full of guys way back when the Rams were in the SuperBowl and even die hard football fanatics were criticizing her stupid hat and was it a feather boa she was wearing? To a football game? Please honey - at least wear your husband's jersey.
Anyway, back to the Niners. Boy did I get a good laugh - Dennis Erickson - back for more. That was funny. So funny. He hasn't figured out yet that he's only equipped for college ball. He'll learn soon.

I have to ask, if you get Princess Stephanie or some other rich and famous woman to marry you, why in God's good name would you frolick with a stripper?

You know that people are following you around, you know you will get caught, so WTF?

I bet you Ben did it so he wouldn't have to marry Jenny from the Block.

An old complaint
 

Go Bills. :sportswav



edited to wave (:hi: ) at TM.

An old complaint
 

Oh, I'm not complaining about anything discussed on this board. The charm (?) of the board is that everyone voluntarily gives themselves over to a sort of taste-free zone and discusses anything and everything. I'm talking about co workers in the lunchroom. Or strangers making chit chat in a bar. Or neighbors in the supermarket. The friend-of-a-friend at a party. People who have no reason to think that I have volunteered for them to subject me to their personal brand of too-much-information.

This board notwithstanding, I do maintain that shallow small talk is vastly preferable to revoltingly personal small talk. (Until someone starts talking about how much the shoes cost, that is revolting.) Talking with people socially, as a general rule, has little to do with exploring your true interests. I think it's safe to presume that no one on the face of the planet is very much interested in what you really think about much of anything. However, there are a large number of personal topics that can be generally presumed to give offense (either because they are gross or simply through the presumption of over-familiarity) without an express statement of interest to the contrary. Casual talk with strangers or vague acquaintances is supposed to allow everyone to feel each other out until they find a topic of some actual interest that may be safely pursued (or until they give up and pretend they see someone across the room). It may be that they discover a topic that would be more generally offensive; so be it. Groups of consenting adults can of course discuss or do anything they wish. I just object to being exposed to it when I have given no one any reason to think I am receptive.

BR(viewing the board is, clearly, granting consent, if not expressing interest. Except maybe for that corn thing)C

An old complaint; celebrity gossip
 

This makes perfect sense. I don't think she's a whack job at all. She has money, fame, a fancy title, and servants. What more could she want? Isn't the answer obvious? I hope she enjoys her little toy.

Animals and Sports
 

Now we know where Gwinky has been.

http://espn.go.com/moresports/news/2...rtnersite=espn

"MONTREAL -- Blitz, the Montreal Alouettes' mascot, received a reprieve -- but a stern reprimand -- after being given a penalty for pecking an official during a Canadian Football League game."

"Alouettes head coach Don Matthews wanted the bird mascot cut after drawing a 15-yard penalty for knocking an official on the head during Montreal's 30-10 victory over the Ottawa Renegades on Sunday."

A good mascot story always helps.

A New Record-Purity Test
 

Since the door was opened, I need advice. A "friend" was during the purity test and is stuck on "Ever engaged in Beastility?." Back before his rap improved, and he started getting dates, he was a desparate horny 13 year old. Once he put powdered sugar on his dick to try and get the dog (female) to lick it. The bitch refused, so he didn't actually engage in it. He did, however, complete all the active steps he needed to, and did engage in beastility in his heart.

Is this a yes on the test? I get the sense that a yes on this would really bring the old score down.

Ben did it because JLo is a fat common little girl not unlike 8 mil other "cute' chicks I see every day on the street. She's utterly product and the ass ain't "voluptuous" - call a spade a spade - its fat. She's fat. She's short. Her music sucks. Her flicks are dull. Her agent is brilliant - he realizes she'll be done soon because that ass will be as wide as the broad side of a barn before too long and she'll look like a common Italian grandmother when she's 50. Nobody wants to fuck an Italian grandmother unless she's Sophia Loren, and JLO's no fucking Sophia. So JLo's done the right thing - she's loaded her bank while she can. I'd do the same thing. Its nice to see Affleck come to his senses. Unlike JLo, he's got a long career to think about.

Why the vittriol? Because I expect better from Hollywood than a common fat little girl who can barely carry a tune. If I want that crap, I'll go watch an amusing car wreck like Ozzy's daughter.

An old complaint
 

On this topic, assuming you are a relatively healthy and fully-abled adult, at what point do you not go outside because of high winds? Does it matter whether they are sustained or gusting? I would think gusting would be easier to deal with (intermittent really high wind but generally just kinda windy) but I really don't know. How fast are winds in a tornado? At what point do high winds start blowing enough stuff around that you might get hurt?

I was watching the weather channel last night and they had a half-hour thing on some hurricane that hit Florida in the 1920s. It was pretty interesting.

Sebbie my love, you don't ever need to explain your vittriol to us. We expect it.