Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Not if she's well lubed.

Re: New career?
 

No--by her new teeth and TM's post.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

You could resist one lob, but not two?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

So do I, but not for a blow job.

I don't stay at the top the whole time. There are some interesting angles you can hit bending the elbows a bit. But I understand if your carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up. Terrible malady there.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I can run with this in ten different directions, but I'm paralyzed. Can't decide. Damn you.

Re: Whoredom
 

Not if you're doing it right.

It's way more personal and it takes considerably more trust and communication.

Re: Whoredom
 

I get what you're saying, but I've had it randomly and casually more than I've had it in any romantic setting. And when I've had it with people I was in relationships with, it was always a "Why not? We've done everything else" or four-stiff-bourbons-and-a-few-Chimays scenario.

I understand the trust you're referring to, but I think one can satisfy that requirement in a casual encounter out of sheer politeness and decency. One doesn't need a deep connection to a woman to realize he ought to approach that act gently at first.

Re: Whoredom
 

You will know be known as "Hot and Fun" Evenodds.

Re: Whoredom
 

Let's not be hasty here. We should hold out for photographic evidence.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I can only catch and release so much, and then I have to start putting them in the creel.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Sidd's been doing this all day.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Man, it's been a day. What'd I miss?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

No surprise you turn up when talk turns to anal.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Best phrased post of the day.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Hi, I was wondering if there was going to be a happy hour at Bing's this Friday?

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street.*
 

Probably a whifferoni (the San Francisco treat), but I've started work on a parody of that fine song -- "don't you know that Sidd's different from girls?"**

It's an open question as to whether it will ever be completed -- will it join the ranks of "Don't Cry For Me, Fashionistas" and "What Would Bilmore Baggins Do?" Or will it remain in the group of incomplete snippets, including but not limited to lines such as "sex as a furry with fringe on the top" and "he ain't Sebby, he's my brother"?

*Yes, different Joe Jackson song.

**Not really. I just like the line.

She was the perfect little sister.
 

Jesus, Adder. RT's sister. The damn thing writes itself.

Wedding Planning
 

Apologies for changing the subject from blowjobs, but I need some help planning a quickie wedding.

What do I do to plan one? The only thing I've figured out is that a license is required -- that seems easy enough. I'm trying to find a place that will do a small (REALLY small) thing with the lowest possible fuss-factor. Time is of the essence.

I need a place that is far enough away from home so that no guests need be invited, but close enough that it can be driven to for a weekend (or a few days -- whatever).

What's my next move, man?

Re: Wedding Planning
 

abortion?

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Too late for that.

The names have all changed since you've been around.*
 

Wow. It's as Alan Ladd turned around and came back a couple of years after the end of Shane. I'm all verklempt.

*I know, they haven't really. Poetic license.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Congratulations! I would think that there has got to be a bunch of bed and breakfasts in Vermont that do weddings for out of towners.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Or Provincetown.

and, per Joel Stein, surely there are deals to be found in Vegas (baby). Maybe the Chapel of Love has a 2 for 1 you can split with someone.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Vermont was considered and rejected, because we'd have to show up there personally to get a license, and then wait 3 days. I need something in NY, CT or MA.

But that's the right idea. I'm thinking of a resort-y type place (because there will be a staff wedding planner who can help), but just dialing it down for this (lower-case "e") event.

But even for a small ceremony, you need SOMETHING, right? Flowers? A guy playing the violin or something? God, I'm hopeless.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

OH, snap. That's a good idea. There have to be more wedding planners per-capita there than in any other location in the northeast.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Not to steal gwinky's corner, but Canada is drivable and Montreal would be lovely. Requirements are at the bottom of the page.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Do any of those states have residency requirements for getting the license? Maybe you looked into that when you considered and rejected Vermont.

How many people are coming to this quickie wedding? Immediate family?

If you don't go to a resort-y type place, you can still find people to do a simple but lovely wedding -- hello yellow pages and internet. See what they have in The Knot.com
http://www.theknot.com/

Is the congrats for you? I thought you already got married or was it just that you had the honeymoon?

Re: Wedding Planning
 

CT wedding site: http://www.countryweddings.com/desti...ut/index.shtml
New York: http://www.locationweddings.net/Gett...-New-York.html
More CT: http://www.weddingreports.com/
More NY: http://afwpi.com/Articles/Destinatio...pstate_NY.html

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Only three guests. The only reason we're not doing "town hall" is because of the kids (the three guests). Minimal planning is the goal.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Then you're missing out.

Don't be silly. It's arthritis.

TM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

It's about time we got some crazy back on this board.

TM

Re: Wedding Planning
 

How much you wanna spend and how small is really small?

(And nice Trading Places reference.)

TM

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Couldn't you simply do "town hall" and then have a rabbi come to the house? Kids could attend at the house.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

I got married at a restaurant with a garden here in NYC. I spent hardly anything on flowers and the restaurant just had their usual florist put together centerpieces with the colors we liked without telling them it was for a wedding. If you choose a similar plan, there isn't much you need to plan (although it's always more than you think). But you can get it done quickly if you keep numbers down.

TM

Re: Wedding Planning
 

MA site: http://marriage.about.com/gi/dynamic...gl-207-toc.htm

Looks like MA requires a three day waiting period, too, but no more blood test, at least.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Whoa! You're Howard Stern.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

But MA is a 20-minute drive. VT is several hours away.

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Yeah, but if it's at the house, we need to invite people. Family members live too nearby not to invite them.

The kids want to be flower girl, ring bearer, etc., so some kind of ceremony is required.

Restaurant is a good idea, but NYC is out because of the "must then invite family" problem.

I've sent off some emails to places with wedding planners at some of the hotels y'all have suggested (THANK YOU!!), so we'll see what they say!

Re: Wedding Planning
 

That's lovely. Congratulations. Can we get back to discussing anal and oral sex?

Re: Wedding Planning
 

Jesus. I know you're aristocratic and all that, but have you never heard of Atlantic City?