Um, right.
 

Please note: comma goes after bitch.

Correct:

Bitch, please.

Incorrect:

Bitch please.

Not Remotely Correct:

Please, bitch.



T. (bitch timmy) S.

hmm
 

There was a TV show called Houston?

I'll try to READ this time ltl. - It's good to see you are back to your usual bitchy self, I missed you and I worry when you are nice.

http://www.law.com/jsp/pa/pubarticle...=1063212043609

Here we have a young man who has been denied admission to the NJ Bar by the Supreme Court. (This would be by the Supreme Court of NJ in an opinion written by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in NJ, ok ltl?)


Quoting:

A three-lawyer committee said, "It was crystal clear . . . that Mr. Sanders believes himself to be absolutely morally justified in breaking the law." The panel said it viewed him as one who "detaches himself from responsibility to obey the law by endeavoring to distinguish the morality of the law from its legality."

...

Sanders, 29, admitted to traveling to Cuba three times through Mexico, Canada and the Bahamas; deceiving U.S. Customs officials about the visits on re-entry to the country; lying to customs agents about trying to smuggle Cuban cigars into the United States and blowing off a query by the U.S. Treasury Department seeking information about his first visit. That last move led to a $10,000 department fine for ignoring the query, a fine Sanders acknowledged he made no effort to pay.

....

But the smuggled cigars proved to be Sanders' undoing. The Committee on Character, the OAE brief and subsequent oral argument focused not so much on the trips and the cigars but on Sanders' lying about them. The committee said he offered no "good or political explanation" for trying to bring them back.




Insert Cigar joke here.

The Infamous "Cover Letter"
 

But he was in the top 3% of his class in high school. He was probably in some really neat clubs, too.

hmm
 

Three years ago, I thought Texans were only taking over the District, then I discovered it was the world (or at least the Middle East) and now cyberspace as well. I guess I better stop trying to hide and break out the cowboy boots...

O'Canada
 

In honor of pre-season hockey starting tonight (swoon) here is a cute little story of child abuse.

http://espn.go.com/moresports/news/2...rtnersite=espn

"A father who allegedly grabbed his 10-year-old daughter by the face mask and shook it at a youth hockey game has been charged with assault, police said Wednesday."

"Last year, Hockey Canada launched a public campaign called "Relax, It's Only a Game" that focused on educating parents who had trouble controlling their emotions at youth hockey games."


I wonder if he would have been in trouble if it had been his son instead of his daughter. Anyway, the world has become quite the fucked up place when you can't throw your kid around for missing a penalty shot ---

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

In an attemp to break up the Texas love-fest, I'd like to add commentary to the cover letter discussion...
don't you just want to feel sorry for a guy who, at the age of 25 has a negative net worth?
What was the point of that comment? I have had, and probably will have a negative net worth for the rest of my life. Sorry Thrasher, I don't think I'll ever pay off that mortgage - it's just not in me. And the student loans. Does he think he's the only person who ever went to law school and accumulated student loans? That job at the Gap must not have paid very well.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Wow, that sucks that your house is worth less than the mortgage on it. Too bad, so sad.

(That, or you aren't taking into account that a house is a tangible ASSET and ASSETS are taken into account in determining net worth. Particularly tangible assets.)

Maybe you could hook up with that guy.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Having just purchased the house a few months ago, the house is worth exactly what the mortgage is. However, that high 5 figure student loan and car lease has put me over the top.

But why the hell am I explaining this to you. You don't really care, you just wanted someone else to pick on since your hurricane slams have run out. Funny hurricane jokes, but still....

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

See Burger, some people who probably don't even particularly like me are enjoying the hurricane jokes.

The student loans will probably go away eventually but yes of course I was mostly picking on you.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I feel really bitchy because the change in the atmospheric pressure is giving me a headache and a toothache and because Burger refuses to engage in a flame war with Fringey and I am frustrated, so forgive me for being a grammar timmy when I say how did your house just purchase your house a few months ago?

And also forgive me for being a personal finance timmy when I wag my virtual finger at you to say you should not lease a car when you have high five figure student loan debt and zero equity in your home.

On second thought, don't forgive me. Let's rumble. I am bored!

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Forgive me for being a content timmy but "Burger refuses to engage" should be "Burger is incapable of engaging." But I'm in a meeting this afternoon so I couldn't help amuse you even if he were worthy.

hmm
 

Hell, good barbecue is worth a detour from my drive home from work in New England. Can't be too much longer than my regular rush-hour commute anyway.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Why am I doing this? Why?
OK, so I started the sentence with a dependent clause, but the I is understood - or at least should have been.

Second, I had a perfectly good car in law school, in fact it was 8 months old at the time this moron in a Volvo rear ended me. No, it wasn't a total, but let's just say the repairs were over half the value of the car. Car was never the same after that, so I leased another car while in law school since I couldn't pay for anything at the time - stupid Sallie Mae screwed me on my loan amount. long story - still mad at them.
Lease on that car runs out about the same time as student loan payments start to kick in. So I lease again because I don't want to be stuck driving a Honda Accord the rest of my life.
So what, I'm in lease hell. Whatever.
At least I have a car that runs, is under warranty and it looks gooooooood.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I'd play with you, but I'm afraid rumbling with your Tribute Sock could have an impact on your purity score.

Oh, hell, the innocence is gone anyway. What this board is doing to me! Let's go, you big old lumbering Tiger.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I see. He won't fuck you, so he must be impotent.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Just to make sure I have this straight, Timmy says 'you should only be allowed to walk'?

P (lives in the land of sprawl where that's not really an option, don't know about the original poster) D

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I'm going to go way out on a limb to predict that fringey busts you for this sentence vis-a-vis your negative net worth.

Um, right.
 

Are you fucking kidding me? We've been over this before.

Appropriate = Bitch please.

My phrase, my punctuation.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I was respecting the ignore function and didn't see it, but I'm too disgusted by the slur on Honda to bother with her money misconceptions.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

In the revised comment in question, one could also substitute "robust puppy" for "Burger."

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Fuck it. I'm in debt up to my ass. hahahahahaha! It's the American way! Only Canadians pay off their debts.

Um, right.
 

ABBA,

Your progeny has gone out into the world, grown up, and gotten herself a comma. This happens. Live with it.

No longer a little puppy,

T&T

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I think Timmy means you should buy something that you can afford rather than trying to lease something that would be beyond your means if you had to buy it and at the end of the lease you have nothing to show for it.

To be honest, I never understood car leasing -- blame it on my desire to own things but I just can't get comfortable with renting a car. Post 9/11, with the new car interest rates hovering around 0%, I don't know why anyone would lease rather than buy. I got a $40k car at 0.9%, will pay less than $1,000 interest over 4 years and have something of value at the end that I can drive for another 5+ years for "free" and still be able to make a few grand in resale or trade-in.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Why did you change the re: line? I had this song stuck in my head the other day for some stupid reason.

I finally got rid of it.

Now it's back.

You fucker.

sf

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Fringey, this makes no sense whatsoever. If you're going to get into a flame war with the Robust One (Two?), you've got to do better. I think what you mean to say is that RP is to Fringey as Fringey is to Burger (come out an play, if you're woman enough!), but that means substituting RP for Fringey and Fringey for Burger. Feel free to run any new attempts at insult past me first, I don't want RP to have to waste her time with these.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

You're kidding me. The diatribe yesterday and now you come out for this?

I've decided to be a There's and That tribute sock. Unless of course that means I have to change my avatar to some stupid tiger theme - then, no.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

She's just bitter because I wouldn't fuck her.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Maybe you should increase your medication (sorry fringey - I stole that one).

But hey, at least it's not Barry Manilow.
Or the Macarena.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

YAY! I AM SO EXCITED! From the bottom of my puppy heart. Please, I really do like your current avatar (and name). Don't change a thing!

Um, right.
 

Am I fucking kidding you? No. Have we been over this before? Perhaps -- I guess I'm not Timmy enough.

Your phrase? I think not. (Or: bitch, please.) I heard this months (years?) before it emerged on this board. Orally, always with a significant pause captured best in text with the comma. In text, with a comma, to express the pause.

I am willing to acknowledge the notion that as the phrase made its way east from San Francisco, it has evolved, and that "bitch please" is a regional variant.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Keep the name too. I gift it to you much in the same loving manner as Leagl when she gave me my nice shiny new hockey avatar lo these many weeks ago. Go forth and be the best There's and That sock that you can. Besides, if I had a sock that might mean that I have to start wearing underwear which would certainly cramp my style on optional days.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Well, you do have to keep your standards!

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I have to say I agree with you here. T&T isn't doing me any favors.

Jeezus Aych, don't you know who Hobbes is? Hardly a stupid tiger.

And now for something interesting.
 

Mrs. Chef and I are working at home today. As we were just about to have sex, the cleaning woman showed up, walked into the foyer, and started yelling, "Hello?!?" The Mrs. threw on some clothes and ran downstairs, telling them that if they started on the first floor, we would stay upstairs. Lucky for us, the bedroom door has a lock on it.

Now would be an appropriate time for all of you to weigh in with stories of your own examples of coitus interruptus, or almost coitus interruptus.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

See? You were all better off with "Copacabana."

P(his name was Rico/he wore a diamond)J

Edited to add: oops, NFH beat me to it. What, you'd rather have Neil Diamond?

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

Because that means driving the same damn car for 5+ years and some of us just can't do that. Once the leather smell goes away, it's time for a new one!!!
Actually, I did have a car, once, for 7 years and it wasn't worth shit on trade in - they never are. Once it's out of warranty, it's history.

Tulane in the membrane, Insane in the brain!!!
 

I don't run things by stupid people. I was saying that like Burger, robust puppies are not up to engaging in flame wars with me because of the mismatch in skill levels.

Litigation training and the FB.
 

Was that a joke, or do you go commando? If you were being serious, I have new-found respect for you.

Pictures, of course, are always welcomed.

And now for something interesting.
 

Two words....

Hotel

Housekeeping. (said with a slight accent and upward inflection and add sound effect of 2 knocks)