Monday Sucks
 

Wow, so young to be bitter and jealous. Jeez just 'cause Christ and Santa skip his house he wishes them both dead?

Grey Cup
 

The Grey Cup game was Sunday, and it was a great game. The lead changed a few times in the last few minutes, and the game went to OT.

But what was really neat is that the CFL is honest enough about what drives football that it has Beer ads ON THE PLAYERS. See upper left corner of jersey- the game was Edmonton Eskimos (normal Molson's) v. Montreal Alouettes (Molson's Export.)

http://www.esks.com/media/images/Gal...3/742F1535.jpg

http://www.mytelus.com/news_images/c...al/f070848.jpg


Molson's didn't have it set up this way, but once the NFL takes the beer ads on players step, maybe we won't have to watch the robot bottle bud V. bud light commercial.

I guess he's never heard a little tune called "Ring of Fire".

Monday Sucks
 

Oh, please. He doesn't know from Jesus.

I'm pretty sure he had no idea there was such a thing as a non-Jew until he was 6 years old, and started going to a secular school.

Fist Shaped Dildo
 

I'm with you. I've been divorced for almost a year, and went through an intense relationship with another person during that time that ended in utter confusion. I will probably never even have a steady boyfriend again, let alone get married.

If you read between the lines, this means that I am now accepting applications from married or otherwise attached men who want flings.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

Secular school? Yeah, right. Just after you raise a fuss about the nativity scene in the school's "winter holiday" concert, he'll be singing "It's Hard To Be A Jew At Christmas" before long.

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

I never understood people who say Jews don't celebrate Xmas. Since I was a kid, we've had all my sister's and my jewish friends in the area stop by and get shitfaced on Xmas with us. They have nothing else to do, so why not get liquored up with the goys?

. . . and at 3:47 central time, I predict that wonk will be rushed to the ER.
 

Sexist (and relationshipist, for that matter). What if a single chick wants a fling with you?

I like Mexican horns.

To address my issues with the Boss head on, I listened to Rosalita last nite.

I'm not sure, but I think it might be worse than Scenes from an Italian Resturant.

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

The word is goyim, boychik.


(Just trying to help.)

You remind me of this guy I know who has a physical and adverse reaction when he hears that song (or, really, any Billy Joel song, but the reaction is particularly acute with that song).

Come to think of it, his left eye starts twitching and the ranting is not far off when a Bruce song has the misfortune of being played on the airwaves too.

Huh.

Making my last wishes known.
 

Yeh. The Orangemen did really well last week... spanked by a Pat League team!

I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
 

I know that. I just felt like screwing with it a bit...

My favorite Yiddish will alaways be schnorrer (sp?).

Monday Sucks
 

And wondered why they got toys from a fat jolly guy.

Fist Shaped Dildo
 

I hate posts like this. I want DETAILS about what happened to cause the breakup with Commando Boy. How come you can tell us all about sticking your hands down his pants the first night you hooked up, and about how you played the piano for him on your first real "date" and never even made it out to dinner, etcetera etcetera, but we get no good details about the breakup? Breakups are much more interesting than happy relationships so SHARE, dammit, SHARE!