I thought I posted earlier today
 

But now it's gone.

We got our asses whooped in the NCAA pool by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand. Congrats to him. He rules. We suck. Bing Crosby dead and nobody care, boo hoo hoo.

Str8.

Re: Opus #38: Wall of Shame-Empire? GRAPHIC & BLOODY PHOTOS OF IRAQI DEAD
 

Troll. Let's see how this ignore feature works...

Ignore feature
 

Works remarkably well!

Re: I thought I posted earlier today
 

My ass is still smarting from having been kicked so soundly. Mr. Hand is my new idol.

Yap, yap, yap
 

Unless embedded in your war diatribe was a discussion of the intricacies of the Iraqi national costume or the appropriateness of desert camo in certain settings, I see no need to post that crap on the Fashionistas board.

Or at the politics board either, for the sanity of those posters. But that's just my two cents.

Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

This is one of those "horse, barn door" situations, I think.

Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

Aw c'mon Bilmore...the politics board has actually been readable since we've arrived at this previously undisclosed location.:chatter:

Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

You surely must realize that you only perpetuate coastal biases against Minnesotans when you insist on translating everything into simple-minded, pre-industrial, rustic terms such as these. It's OK that you're all still riding horses, but must you always talk about them?

Re: Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

Speaking of defensible coastal biases, I had my first glass of Minnesota wine last night. One of you Patch motherfuckers owes me an apology. I'll have to defer to MR for scientific verification of this simile, but the one sip I managed to down tasted suspiciously like ass.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

When we covered that sort of thing in my Torts class, I think we called it "assumption of risk."

Re: Re: Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

Well, having no idea what wine you drank, it's hard to say with any certainty. At any rate, what the fuck did you expect from a state where the growing season is 2 days?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

That's a chai moment...

http://koti.mbnet.fi/cyrus/images/owned.jpg

Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

You're just having loads of fun with those images, aren't you?

http://feedback.blackisle.com/images/macro/lol1.jpg

Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

Yeah, I'm a bit bored, and I found a new source for some interesting images.





http://koti.mbnet.fi/cyrus/images/funnypost.jpg

Re: Paging NCS
 

hmm. what've you got against the puppet? I'm afraid I have no time to change it now (even if I wanted to), as I am travelling on business for the next couple weeks and have VERY limited internet access. on the upside, that means very few posts with the puppet attached to annoy your paigowness.

in other news, I caught Married By America in the hotel room tonight. pretty weird. all of the couples seemed mismatched to me, but I guess the playboy chick and the adam corrola wannabe seem the best together (but gag on him sticking his tongue into her mouth on the plane). is Steven gay or just more picky with his chicks? nttawwt. maybe America should have picked a nice asian girl for him to help him with the transition out of the closet?

n(hmm time to check out the mini bar)cs

Re: avatar
 

Me too. That moniker is my life in a nutshell, though I'm trying to change that....

(anyone need a webdesigner?)

Re: Re: Re: Re: Yap, yap, yap
 

I haven't the faintest idea what ass tastes like. But apparently, you do. NTTAWWT

PJ
 

Does your avatar symbolize the fact that you are a lesbian?

Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

I have always despised that annoying sock puppet and looked down upon the people (multo) who thought he was cute and actually purchased related merchandise. I will look into the ignore function when I have time.

As for MBA, I fell asleep during it which must mean it isnt that interesting. Who is the playboy chick? The guidette from Long Island? I am gussing her based on her accessories, I mean fake tits. I dont get it. Wearing clothes that leave yoru fakies, or reallies, hanging out, just garners attention from the low lifes who dont know better than to keep their leers to themselves. WHy would you want this? In any event, they are my pick to win bc they seem to have the least problems. Steven didnt like that Denise chick who was a needy, naggy, unattractive shrew. He could do better though he seems like an evil prick who probably would tell his SO that she is fat and needs to work out or somethign. Billie Jeane is also too cloying and needy and Tony thinks he is a porn star. BOth are total partiers and there is an alcoholic fugue state surrounding this couple. They remind me a lot of a pair of FBers. They will implode for sure if they got married. There would be stakeouts outside Tony's house, late night drunken dials to make sure he is alone, etc etc.

Re: PJ
 

A common error, NTTAWWT. Just that as a kid, in any TV show I only had patience for the smart girls (avatar; Kate Jackson on Charlie's Angels; Janet on Three's Company...).

Or perhaps there's something I neglected to tell Mr. PJ....

Married By America
 

I was not happy that Denise and Stephen were voted out/executed/eliminated/whatever.

Of all the couples, they seemed the most likely to succeed outside the strange circumstances. Their families were compatible. They seemed to genuinely like each other. He was working through his obvious enormous commitment issues. Given more time together, who knows. Too bad she was such a bitch at the end.

The rest of them are disasters waiting to happen.

Billie Jeanne, the vulgar drama queen, with her gay friend sobbing at the party, can't possibly have a relationship with Tony who is just there for the sex.

The dull Jill and Kevin are a nonstarter. She's very spoiled and he apparently doesn't have a job. Her father is an absolute crazy man. There is no way that can work.

Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

Stop being a self-righteous cunt, paigow.

AI: Another one Booted
 

Corey Clark is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

(I am not ketchupped, so I don't know if this was already posted)

Re: Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

:shame:

Why am I not entitled to my own opinion and moreover why shouldnt I be allowed to express it? I am sure that NCS is a big girl who didnt personaly design that stupid sock puppet and wont be heading off to the bathtub to slit her wrists over my comment. In the meantime, that thing is my pet peeve, no pun, and I dont care to look at it. Kapeech?

At least you kjnow I dont talk about you behind your back.



edit: fixed your quote problem.

Re: AI: Another one Booted
 

This disappoints me greatly.

Not that he is an alleged batterer, but that America won't have the opportunity to send his no-talent ass packing.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

paigs, you are cetainly entitled to your opinion, but the self-rightous way you go about expressing it sucks big time. And I think it was the suggestion that you were going to ignore an established poster that I fould most irksome.

The ignore feature is for trolls, IMHO, and if you start using it because you don't like someone's avatar, I guarantee other people will start ignoring you for similarly stupid reasons and your existence here will get real lonely faster than you can say "burberry."

two! Two! Two puns in one
 

re: "America won't have the opportunity to se[e] his no-talent ass packing."

I suspect that with his boyish good looks and girlish voice, a fellow inmate might, ummm, rectumfy that for us. . .

ba-dum-bum

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

First of all, if you go back and read carefuly, I said I would ignore her avatar. Not her. If that isnt possilbe, then I didnt say what I would do next.

Second of all, I am free to ignore precisely who I want to. Hell, you may be next. But you wouldnt know it, right?

Third, you can take your little fraternity mndset and shove it up your tickled asshole. I seriously doubt that there would be a group retaliation against me for choosing to ignore someone. I mean, why would that happen? Oh paigow doesnt like billy? lets ignore paigow. Like it or not, rimster, people read my posts. They may or may not like, me, I dont give a flying fuck (obviously- if I did, I might be more polite, but that is for real life, not an internet chat room, which is what this is, by the way). Its a nonissue. Call me cocky, call me arrogant, call me a selfrighteous bitch, but you cant call me wrong. So take your groupthink mentality and apply it to any of the other geese in the big V, but thrusting it at me is just pissing in the wind.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

Wrong.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

Prove it. And btw, Icant ignore you bc you are an admin/moderator. Thats annoying. Guess I will ahve to do it the old fashioned way if I so choose.

And lest I forget,

Bullshit. This is what you said:

That sounded to me like you were going to ignore her, not her avatar, which would be rEcockulous. Now that I know that was not your intent, I can tell you, unfortunately, if you want to ignore NCS's avatar, you'll have to ignore everyone's.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Paging NCS
 

Paigs, I've got no dog in this fight, but you're starting to sound like a Babs Streisand "I'm an icon - a diva - I have to think of my public!" ego-bomber.

Re: Paging NCS
 

:mr:

I dont care what it sounded like to you. I thought there was an ignore avatar function for some reason since there are a zilion (awesome) functions. I have no need to ignroe a fellow reality show junkie. But the sockpuppet is ignoreworthy. Besides, I was being grandiose- I am not the avatar police, I am the self flagellation police.

and as for billmore's liking me to babs and being a diva, I was just saying that people do read me even if they hate me (which I thought took the babs out of the comment).

Now, MR< I have put my first poster on the ignore list. More like a non-someone. Lets see if the public flogging will begin.

There's not going to be a public uproar, paigs. I was saying that tongue-in-cheek (not that cheek) and only wanted to get a rise out of you, which I did.

:box:

Fake Tits and Str**sand
 

Paigow,

Why the intense hatred of fake tits and large natural tits, as well as the hatred of showing them off? Look, I ain't John Holmes, but if I had a package that size, I'd be hard pressed not to let people in on the secret...

If a chick has great tits that stand at attention, she should by all means display that gift to the world. Hell, there are more than enough ugly chicks wearing things too revealing; its refreshing to see a hot chick wear something sexy that shows off her ass, and if she's got em, her tits.

That said, dressing like a cheap whore is not sexy, but we're not talking about the trailer park here... we're talking about normal chicks who know how to show off their money makers.

As to Str**sand, there's no need to use the "s" word here.

S(I'm getting the feeling you have breast envy)D

April Fools Day Poll
 

In honor of April Fools Day:

Have you ever been the victim or the perpetrator of a particularly good practical joke?

Re: April Fools Day Poll
 

As a victim:

When I was in my first few months in practice, I suffered a knee injury. Being a conscientious young associate, I scheduled my orthopedic appointments so I would still get in fairly early in the morning.

One morning, I came in and found a note on my chair from the semi-retired last remaining named partner of my firm. He said that he had come by several times to meet me and I was never in my office. He suggested that I call him to schedule a time to see him and mentioned that he would ask the management committee about the types of schedules the associates were expected to maintain.

Stunned, I walked into my partner's office with note in hand.

One look at his face was all I needed to know.

Re: Fake Tits and Str**sand
 

Well. SD

Since you asked.

I think your post rests my case. Who wants some pervy leery stranger ogling you. I am not a performance artist or a an object to be ogled. I am not a vase or a rug.

Now, talking to you directly, of all people, I would think you would know that fake tits just arent classy. Since you are so into that whole thing, I would think you might share the love on this one. At least as far as women in your life are concerned. You are a classy guy, right?

But yes, I have serious breast envy. Big time. That's it.

Re: Re: Fake Tits and Str**sand
 

Paigow,

"Who wants some pervy leery stranger ogling you."

I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't like the idea that when she passes, heads turn.

"I am not a performance artist or a an object to be ogled."

Then why all the dolling up? Who exactly buys all those copies of Vogue, Elle and Cosmo? Who spends a load on moisturizers, makeup, haircuts, manicures, pedicures, waxings? Who spends hours picking out bathing suits, dresses, etc... Come on. Of course you want to look as attractive as possible.

"Now, talking to you directly, of all people, I would think you would know that fake tits just arent classy."

I used to think so, until a friend of mine got them. She looks pretty damn good, and they look damn real. I made fun of her and she said "Who are you to judge?" I was left without comment. Where did I get the right to judge? Besides, "classy" is a fluid definition. You're not insinuating they don't do fake tits in greenwich, are you? If you are, I can offer a whole lotta contrary evidence. Yes... the folks who sip gin on sunday afternoon in seersucker do get plastic surgery, and lots of it.

"Since you are so into that whole thing, I would think you might share the love on this one. At least as far as women in your life are concerned."

I'm a reformed snob. And I'm not into fake tits - I just happen to recognize that my judgmental attitude was misplaced and unfounded. Hell, if I get fat someday, I'm going to get that shit sucked right out of me. Why the fuck not? Life's short.

"You are a classy guy, right?"

I know which forks to use.

"But yes, I have serious breast envy. Big time. That's it."

Hey, its a plausible theory.

S(I like the fact that chicks with fakes don't have to wear bras - that's just so... titillating [god, that's cheap of me])D