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taxwonk 12-28-2005 01:34 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So I'm going to a NYE party and the dress is "festive attire." What the hell is festive attire? I don't think it means black tie, because then it would say "black tie." So I guess it's a notch below black tie, but still sparkly or something. fuck. Any thoughts?

p.s. I don't wear pants, unless they are jeans, so that's out.
I've seen your legs. If you go without pants, I'd definitely call that festive.

greatwhitenorthchick 12-28-2005 01:43 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you going to post a photo of you in the French maid outfit or what?

TM
Are you addressing PLF or me? If PLF, I'd be happy to lend it to him for picture-taking.

If me, since you've all seen my boobies, there's no reason why you shouldn't see me in that either. but I would need someone to take the photo and I don't think my bf would volunteer if he knew the photo's destination.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-28-2005 01:52 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You didn't get his Christmas card?
I did. Was that a nipple?

TM

[eta: Curse you, hank.]

Shape Shifter 12-28-2005 02:12 PM
Game Warden Blotter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hope spanky doesn't see this and get ideas.
The wardens might want to know how this ended up on his wall:

http://animalhead.com/jpg/unilg33h.jpg

Don Van Vliet 12-28-2005 02:27 PM
Game Warden Blotter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He Thought He Heard A Rustler

A complaint of an individual shooting deer and not retrieving them led Goliad County Game Wardens Jesse Garcia and Kevin Fagg to check the brush on a landowner's property. The brush was thick and hard to see through. Garcia and Fagg found a deer's carcass and were about to examine it when a shot rang out from behind them. A man about 50 yards outside the brush had fired a shot in their direction from a 30.06 rifle. The bullet fragmented. A small portion struck Garcia in the knee and unknown debris struck Fagg in the side of the face. The shooter said he didn't see anything, but he had heard a "rustling noise." The man was charged with deadly conduct and taken to the Goliad County Jail. The game wardens were shaken up but otherwise OK.

As reported in the Lone Star Outdoor News
"Fagg takes face shot"

Not Bob 12-28-2005 02:37 PM
Replying on the FB to a mom and dad board post.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
And I encourage gender confusion in underwear.
gwnc is looking for someone to take her picture in a French Maid costume for posting here. I think that you would do an excellent job.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-28-2005 02:50 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are you addressing PLF or me? If PLF, I'd be happy to lend it to him for picture-taking.

If me, since you've all seen my boobies, there's no reason why you shouldn't see me in that either. but I would need someone to take the photo and I don't think my bf would volunteer if he knew the photo's destination.
Why can't you take it yourself?

We have not seen your boobies.

Shape Shifter 12-28-2005 03:37 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why can't you take it yourself?

We have not seen your boobies.

Gwink's boobies killed the board. Wow.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-28-2005 03:49 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why can't you take it yourself?

We have not seen your boobies.
Yes you have. They're nice. Got a lot of upward spring in them.

Now she should post some leg shots.

Shit, just post it all...

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-28-2005 03:52 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think my bf would volunteer if he knew the photo's destination.
Why would you tell him what the destination is?

LessinSF 12-28-2005 03:54 PM
Channelling NFH
 
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....rXSEwAePAvXQ--
Discuss (or should that be Disgust?)

sebastian_dangerfield 12-28-2005 03:57 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
French maid is festive too. It says, "Kiss me at midnight and I will reward you kiss with no-stings-attached anal sex shortly after midnight!" At least that's the case in my experience. It is possible that your experiences may differ much the same way that automobiles of the same make and year may nonetheless have differing miles driven per gallon of gasoline consumed depending on driving conditions and other variables.
So you're a 6, she's a 2...

I don't think costume size would be a determinative variable here.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-28-2005 04:01 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes you have. They're nice. Got a lot of upward spring in them.

Now she should post some leg shots.

Shit, just post it all...
That's right...now I remember. For some reason, I thought she was wearing a bikini top.

bold_n_brazen 12-28-2005 04:01 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....rXSEwAePAvXQ--
Discuss (or should that be Disgust?)
I actually know this guy, and believe me, Donna Martin is too good for him.

LessinSF 12-28-2005 04:04 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I actually know this guy, and believe me, Donna Martin is too good for him.
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/6/16547176_F_tn.jpg

Shape Shifter 12-28-2005 04:05 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I actually know this guy, and believe me, Donna Martin is too good for him.

Shape Shifter 12-28-2005 04:09 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
New. Board. Motto.

Secret_Agent_Man 12-28-2005 04:14 PM
Game Warden Blotter
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A complaint of an individual shooting deer and not retrieving them led Goliad County Game Wardens Jesse Garcia and Kevin Fagg to check the brush on a landowner's property.
Poor Kevin.

S_A_M

sebastian_dangerfield 12-28-2005 04:17 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I actually know this guy, and believe me, Donna Martin is too good for him.
Christ, what is he... a fucking pedophile?

notcasesensitive 12-28-2005 04:17 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I actually know this guy, and believe me, Donna Martin is too good for him.
Is he always so squinty? Maybe when you met him he was merely Acting the part of a rakish cur. Perhaps he is just a good Actor. Master thespian, he.

Mr. Man 12-28-2005 04:22 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is he always so squinty? Maybe when you met him he was merely Acting the part of a rakish cur. Perhaps he is just a good Actor. Master thespian, he.
I see your near defeat in Scrabble has led you back to the vocabulary materials.

spookyfish 12-28-2005 04:27 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is he always so squinty? Maybe when you met him he was merely Acting the part of a rakish cur. Perhaps he is just a good Actor. Master thespian, he.
Notice it's just his left eye. And what side is she standing on?

I rest my case.

taxwonk 12-28-2005 04:57 PM
Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Gwink's boobies killed the board. Wow.
I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension. It was the lack of GWNC's boobs that killed the board.

Pretty Little Flower 12-28-2005 05:02 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Christ, what is he... a fucking pedophile?
Fucking, groping, diddling, whatever. It's all a crime.

Pretty Little Flower 12-28-2005 05:04 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
New. Board. Motto.
I think "Originally posted by Shape Shifter" is a crappy board motto. But it is what it is. If that's the motto, I'm going with it.

Shape Shifter 12-28-2005 05:06 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think "Originally posted by Shape Shifter" is a crappy board motto. But it is what it is. If that's the motto, I'm going with it.
I challenge you to find a Better. Board. Motto.

LessinSF 12-28-2005 05:10 PM
Cowboys. Neocons. Lovers.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I challenge you to find a Better. Board. Motto.
http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pict...adreporter.gif

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-28-2005 05:14 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I challenge you to find a Better. Board. Motto.
"Fucking, groping, diddling, whatever. It's all a crime."

Hank Chinaski 12-28-2005 05:15 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think "Originally posted by Shape Shifter" is a crappy board motto.
Dissent. Board mottos tend to make thinking people angry, and are generally insipid. Now think about almost every Shape Shifter post.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-28-2005 05:34 PM
Channelling NFH
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I challenge you to find a Better. Board. Motto.
Given NFH's apparent retirement, "Muse to the fucktards" is more timely than ever. Sort of keeping with the tribute theme. [sniff]

LessinSF 12-28-2005 05:51 PM
Here's to 2006
 
SF Chronicle's Top 100 Wines of the year - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...INE04INTRO.DTL

Pretty Little Flower 12-28-2005 06:14 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
You can join me. I'm giving notice, selling my place, and going to Europe for four months starting April 27. The theme is the Biggest Parties of Europe tour. Queen's Day in Amsterdam. Running of the Bulls in Spain. World Cup in Germany. Tomatina festival in Spain. Ibiza. Dalmatian Coast in Croatia. Maybe the Cheese Rolling Festival in England or the Wife Carrying Festival in Finland. I'm still playing with the itinerary.

Come home August 31, go to Burning Man, throw myself a big turning 40 party, work a couple months, and then go to Chile and Argentina next winter (their summer) for a few months.
The more I think about it, the more I think that this is one of the more inspired ideas to come out of this board. Maybe ever. What are the other epic partying destinations/events in Europe? I would try to hit a DJ show at Cavo Paradiso, nestled in the cliffs above Paradise Beach on Mykonos. Find a weekend when some popular DJ is there - I think the shows basically go all night. After the show, head down to Paradise Beach in the morning and check out the hottie topless Italian chicks.

LessinSF 12-28-2005 06:31 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The more I think about it, the more I think that this is one of the more inspired ideas to come out of this board. Maybe ever. What are the other epic partying destinations/events in Europe? I would try to hit a DJ show at Cavo Paradiso, nestled in the cliffs above Paradise Beach on Mykonos. Find a weekend when some popular DJ is there - I think the shows basically go all night. After the show, head down to Paradise Beach in the morning and check out the hottie topless Italian chicks.
Yes, give me more ideas please. With budget airlines all over Europe now - check out http://www.whichbudget.com , I can easily and cheaply flit about. Problem is I have been to Mykonos (and Santorini and Ios), but I have been reading up on the Black Sea coasts of Bulgaria, Romania, Moldova, Albania, in addition to the Croatian Dalmatian Coast. The Black Sea coast apparently has the all-night rave scene going from June through August too. I'm also considering Ladies Day at Epcot.

Fugee 12-28-2005 06:32 PM
Christmas Day Night
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ah. I knew, in your little passive-aggressive way, that it was a dig. "Many." Ha. Nice work! I think the total is now 2? One about the soap opera guy who, it would seem from the story hits on everyone and one about Cabo Wabo. At least you're paying attention, though.
I'm not passive-aggressive; that requires a certain subtlety that is beyond me. My post was overtly but very very mildly snarky. Not even worth the time it took you to write this post.

And it must have been more than 2 because if the Cabo story was only the second, I don't think it would have registered with me.

But there's nothing wrong with a little bragging about your gf. If I had a bf hot enough that random women hit on him on a regular basis, I'd be shouting it from the rooftops (that is, before the alarm clock went off and I had to return to the real world).

Pretty Little Flower 12-28-2005 06:38 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, give me more ideas please. With budget airlines all over Europe now - check out http://www.whichbudget.com , I can easily and cheaply flit about. Problem is I have been to Mykonos (and Santorini and Ios), but I have been reading up on the Black Sea coasts of Bulgaria, Romania, Moldova, Albania, in addition to the Croatian Dalmatian Coast. The Black Sea coast apparently has the all-night rave scene going from June through August too. I'm also considering Ladies Day at Epcot.
The Iceland Airwaves Music Festival is a blast, or at least it was the year I went. That year the format was a little different because the weekend ended with a big concert with Fatboy Slim, the Hives, Blackalicious and others. But it is in October. The Icelandic people like fun, though, and I have to imagine there is some sort of epic party there over the summer. Maybe at the solstice? There are a lot of clubs that stay open until 5 or 6 in the morning, and the music scene is great for such a tiny city.

Fugee 12-28-2005 06:43 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Yes, give me more ideas please.
Keep a journal, take lots of pictures and pitch an article (or series of articles) to one of the plethora of men's magazines on the newstands. That way you could get paid for having all that fun.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-28-2005 06:43 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The Iceland Airwaves Music Festival is a blast, or at least it was the year I went. That year the format was a little different because the weekend ended with a big concert with Fatboy Slim, the Hives, Blackalicious and others. But it is in October. The Icelandic people like fun, though, and I have to imagine there is some sort of epic party there over the summer. Maybe at the solstice? There are a lot of clubs that stay open until 5 or 6 in the morning, and the music scene is great for such a tiny city.
I've been told that Iceland chicks are the very sluttiest of the slutty. So that should fit with the general theme, whenever Less goes.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-28-2005 06:45 PM
Christmas Day Night
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
I'm not passive-aggressive; that requires a certain subtlety that is beyond me. My post was overtly but very very mildly snarky. Not even worth the time it took you to write this post.
You are the very personification of passive-aggressive, whether you admit it to yourself or not.

Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
And it must have been more than 2 because if the Cabo story was only the second, I don't think it would have registered with me.
That's funny, because I believe it would have.

Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
But there's nothing wrong with a little bragging about your gf. If I had a bf hot enough that random women hit on him on a regular basis, I'd be shouting it from the rooftops (that is, before the alarm clock went off and I had to return to the real world).
I'll make sure to remember that there isn't anything wrong with it when I actually do it.

TM

Pretty Little Flower 12-28-2005 06:46 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've been told that Iceland chicks are the very sluttiest of the slutty. So that should fit with the general theme, whenever Less goes.
I was otherwise occupied at the time, but if you are willing to buy a few outrageously priced drinks, you will be popular with the locals. Cute Nordic locals who, although possibly slutty, give off an air of chaste purity.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-28-2005 06:48 PM
Leave of Absence
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
Keep a journal, take lots of pictures and pitch an article (or series of articles) to one of the plethora of men's magazines on the newstands. That way you could get paid for having all that fun.
Pictures, smictures. Take lots of penicillin. Those Iceland girls get around, you know.

I, for one, can't wait to see your pitch to Barely Legal. The mag, that is.


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