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*coincidentally my gay assistant showed up and worked yesterday. Well I think he worked, but, of course, I wasn't there so who knows what he did. |
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Some days I lament the loss of the search function on this site. You know what I mean?
I mean, I remember clear as yesterday Sebby's post of regret, denigration, bafflement, and longing so pure that it curls one's toes - on the kids these days (especially the girls) who text one another messages like U WANNA FUK and circulate naked cellphone photos. I learned today that this phenomenon has a name. "Sexting". Apparently, 20% of teens and 33% of young adults send each other nude or semi-nude pics. This is nice and all, but having aged out of this demographic already, I suppose there's not much more we can do but wait until the trend spills over onto Facebook. |
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I just signed up for this Saturday. Thurgreed, i'll try to steal you some feathers. what kind is your favorite?
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But they have all declined. :( Penske accepted. *I don't even know what this means. |
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My tweets are usually no more than R rated, but sexxxting is something to be embraced regardless of age. In the 70s it was streaking, I have just updated my delivery system. eta: merde! stp! |
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So today he sends me a text telling me that I have a "legendary" pussy. I think it's a compliment and I think it's adorable, but I'm not sure I even know what that means. In any event, I am amused. *In case it is not clear, I really like him. a lot. |
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He means that in the wasteland summer days of 2009, when caravans of BMW X4s are headed from upstate SC to Flint for the upcoming Thunderdome, the travelers will stop at a roadside Motel 6, gather around the campfire next to the nearest offramp, and some dude with an acoustic guitar will start strumming out a song entitled The Adventures of the Legendary Pussy of Canada and New York. The lyrics' combination of earnestness and salaciousness will spark word-of-mouth buzz among the populace, which will make it that much easier for you to be appointed Provost when Canada takes over the remaining, burning husk of America circa 2011. You should be proud. |
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I think that fucker just called you old. |
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That looks like it was pretty awesome. I *heart* penguins. |
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We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting... That is the online equivalent of such a place. And of that, yes, I am insanely, raging jealous. |
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Now I understand why you think something's wrong with the educational system. |
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A pussy like Atlantis, or the Bermuda Triangle. |
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all big hits, so I am not sure about the propriety of that list. |
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They said they're coming to Flipside this year. |
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My Christmas eve party is a little like that. |
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This is the info I have on it: Three routes: Klassic Kringle—Santa hits Fisherman's Wharf and other favorite hotspots (that will still have us). Suggested props: Signs (Elfcare for Everyone, Santas Demand More milk & Cookies, etc.) Celebrate Santa's many corporate friends & partners by displaying your favorite sponsor on your suit. Ho on Haight—Suggested props: "Ho on Haight" or "Ho on H8″ signs (think "No on 8"), drums, noise makers. Santa also asks that you bring presents for the poor unfortunate "homeless" children. Mastrobation—Santa, the gayest ole elf there ever was, will visit the Mission and Castro and delight the hipsters with his absolute fabulousness! Suggested props: It's all about choice, so it's up to you how you'd like to participate (assorted props and gifts are always appreciated). ETA: LA was last Saturday. I hear clowns came to protest. Houston was on Saturday, with the seventh annual Santa reenactment of the bombing of Pearl Harbor on Sunday. |
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To whit, I had a friend who was in a shoe fetish movie. After watching it, I found that I find the Teletubbies more arousing. in a good way! nttawwt. |
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A friend of mine was in SF on a family trip a few years back and stumbled on Santacon; they took a nice family pic with a group of friendly Santas. Kids were probably 9 and 12 at the time. This was with an old-skool real film camera. Only after getting the prints back did they realize that one of the Santas was packin' an enormous black dildo. Our local Santacon crew is moving festivities to the deep burbs, apparently because Portland cops were getting a bit too unreceptive to drunk Santas. Portland cops tend to have itchy taser fingers. |
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