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I am confused as to who is who here but what is a custody situatino that isnt ideal for ou that isnt worth fightig for? How often do you get to see your kids? I heard on Howard this morning that Alec Baldwin flew out to see his kid in LA and nobody was there and that his kid hates him bc Kim Basigner badmouths him all the time. I just hope you live close by the kids. for their sake and yours.

IM from the Ignored?
 

Holy crap. What exactly did you tell google to search for?

Fuck
 

Isnt he just the post divorce rebound guy? You dont go from being shacked up with someone for years to immediately finding the One, do you? You need some GWINK time, bc without that, it wont work.


I learned this from WhenHarry Met Sally

TV question
 

His kids hate him because he's Alec Baldwin. Wouldn't you hate your dad if he was Alec Baldwin?

IM from the Ignored?
 

"Fat ass." This internet thing is an amazing tool.

(Apparently that is a CD cover.)

IM from the Ignored?
 

On the internet, all the girls I haven't met have this ass:



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IM from the Ignored?
 

This internet thing is indeed an amazing tool. Thank you, Al Gore.

IM from the Ignored?
 

Coincidentally, Al Gore is also an amazing tool.

IM from the Ignored?
 

I am not sure if Fringey is on-line right now, but someone should request, on her behalf, that the above pic be deleted. I think it's outable. I would make the request, but we are break.

Fuck
 

My parents were each other's rebound people (dad four months out of divorce, mom had just got a dear john letter from her fiancee who was serving in Vietnam) and have been together since 1969. But who knows? Maybe it won't work out.

IM from the Ignored?
 

I didn't vote for him.

TV question
 

Yes. In fact, I would hate him in two languages, English and French.

Fuck
 

Every single man I have ever dated seriously has married the woman after me. All but one of them is still married.

Apparently, I am a good woman to mantrap a man on the rebound from.

TV question
 

Mais bien sur.

IM from the Ignored?
 

Was it the Chad thing?

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ChiSox
 

Allow me to use my psychic powers to predict your future. Tonigght Sequels will let you out of the apartment to celebrate the ChiSox with your crew. You will forget to take your chasers and tomorrow, you might actually die bc its Friday

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That looks just like my friend Greta.

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Merci.

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I love Pete Schweddy.

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This ain't me, but with a stretch I suppose I could imagine some examples.

* X weeks visitation during the summer instead of X+1 weeks
* Dinner with the kids every third Tuesday, instead of every second Wednesday
* Or some such thing.

From my limited experience, divorced couples end up with endless variations of this stuff. Some are better than others. Agreeing to N without scorching the earth to get N+1 isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Fuck
 

It's practically a cliche. At Burning Man, people looking for 'shrooms ask "Hey, do y'all know a fun guy?" It's so old that I assume even the narcs know it.

ChiSox
 

Wrongo! I'm dropping stuff off at the Salvation Army tonight, and then it's off to Book Club and Junior League.

IM from the Ignored?
 

I would not be bragging about this, if I were you.

ChiSox
 

Just remember that The Idiot's Guide to Googling Ass Pictures has been flagged

ChiSox
 

One of my all time favorite scenes in an otherwise bad movie was Julia Roberts going ballistic in a Junior League meeting in Something To Talk About and airing everyone's dirty laundry.

Fuck
 

Has anyone considered legalizing pot to help pay for Katrina? When's Buckley going to go to press with that on the cover of NR? You have to get the money from somewhere.

ChiSox
 

It's practically a cliche. At Burning Man, people looking for asses ask "Hey, do y'all know The Idiot's Guide to Googling Ass Pictures?" It's so old that I assume even the narcs know it.

IM from the Ignored?
 

What are you talking about? We've met!

Prague is just a distant and faded memory now? hmph.


(Wait a second. Now I understand the source of confusion -- my legs don't have those unsightly saddlebags. A mistake anyone could make.)

ChiSox
 

Did you ever wonder, what is the total count of Americans who have naked pictures up on the internet, whether professionally or as amatuers, to their knowledge or otherwise?

Fuck
 

That's right RT. It's not over until somebody's dead. Don't count those chickens.

IM from the Ignored?
 

I guess I should have properly czeched out your ass.

IM from the Ignored?
 

Nice. Very Plzen. We need Moravia.

Less (too bad the joke isn't about Austria - the puns involving her Grazing at the buffet would abound) inSF

IM from the Ignored?
 

Mon Dieu! You have fastforwarded through Sebby and skipped Ollie and gone straight to Bilmore. Pleae go out with your posse tonight. Do it for the board.

IM from the Ignored?
 

Okay. Maybe I'll have a couple of Whiff and tonics. Followed by an Irish Car Whiff.

IM from the Ignored?
 

What is whiffable about " I probalby should have czeched out your ass"? Don't be the boy who cried Whiff.

Diamondtrim T. Smooth
 

IM from the Ignored?
 

Pay attention. How can you say that is not a whiff.

Coltrane's shitty pun was a re-dig at dtb's lousy mushroom pun that she inexplicably called to everyone's attention just when people were going to let it slide.

ETA where are my fucking documents you co-counsel bitches? It is almost seven o'clock and daddy doesn't work late no more.

IM from the Ignored?
 

What number whiff is that, a 2 or 3? It's not an original. I don't think. RT?

IM from the Ignored?
 

You, my dear, are a:

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