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Flinty_McFlint 12-28-2005 06:50 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I've been told that Iceland chicks are the very sluttiest of the slutty. So that should fit with the general theme, whenever Less goes.
They aren't slutty, they are enlightened. For a punker, you sure are puritan.

Don Van Vliet 12-28-2005 07:10 PM
Fug You
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
They aren't slutty, they are enlightened. For a punker, you sure are puritan.
Perhaps his name is really Oliver Wendell MacKaye

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-28-2005 07:20 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
They aren't slutty, they are enlightened. For a punker, you sure are puritan.
"Slutty" is a term of endearment. Sluts should be placed on a pedastal. Where we can confirm that they are wearing no underpants.

bold_n_brazen 12-28-2005 10:55 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
"Slutty" is a term of endearment. Sluts should be placed on a pedastal. Where we can confirm that they are wearing no underpants.
Holy moley. Is it commando Thursday already?

c2ed 12-29-2005 01:27 AM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
US -- Take Good Care of my Baby, Bobby Vee
UK -- Climb Every Mountain, Shirley Bassey

And fuck you, you little pup.
Rather late, but:

US - Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves, Cher
UK - Cos I Luv You - Slade

No idea who Slade is or what that song sounds like. And I'm too lazy at the moment to iTune it.

And not like I have a favorite Cher song ... but if I did, that's not it. Oh well. C'est la vie, to quote that guy in the 80s whose hair was too long but still got a hit song from it.

ltl/fb 12-29-2005 03:52 AM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I was otherwise occupied at the time, but if you are willing to buy a few outrageously priced drinks, you will be popular with the locals. Cute Nordic locals who, although possibly slutty, give off an air of chaste purity.
Like Bjork?

spookyfish 12-29-2005 09:15 AM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Like Bjork?
Dammit. You just stepped all over my punchline about Less going to Iceland to get "Bjork'd."

Pretty Little Flower 12-29-2005 09:53 AM
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Like Bjork?
Blonder.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-29-2005 10:03 AM
You know what would be really funny?
 
If someone were to come up with an alternative yet funny name for "Brokeback Mountain" that refers to homosexuality. Now that would be funny.

Hank Chinaski 12-29-2005 10:03 AM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Blonder.
I heard that in Iceland a child's "last name" is based upon the parent's first name. Like say if your real name was "Pretty Flower," your son Joe, would be Joe Prettysen, and your daughter Molly would be Molly Prettydahtir.

I don't know if that was historic and no longer true, but that would really make it confusing to know who you're related to. Also, that would mean everyone's last name would end in "sen" or "dahtir", unless you were an immigrant.

Plus the whole thing might not be true- I get the feeling people lie to me all the time.

edit "dottir" not "dahtir"

spookyfish 12-29-2005 10:08 AM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Blonder.
Have you confirmed this?

Pretty Little Flower 12-29-2005 10:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I heard that in Iceland a child's "last name" is based upon the parent's first name. Like say if your real name was "Pretty Flower," your son Joe, would be Joe Prettysen, and your daughter Molly would be Molly Prettydahtir.

I don't know if that was historic and no longer true, but that would really make it confusing to know who you're related to. Also, that wouold mean everyone's last name would end in "sen" or "dahtir", unless you were an immigrant.

Plus the whole thing might not be true- I get the feeling people lie to me all the time.

edit "dottir" not "dahtir"
I did not get their names.

Hank Chinaski 12-29-2005 10:20 AM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I did not get their names.
you didn't learn them, or you didn't understand them? the rule would make it harder for some guy to pull a Crying Game on you, as long as you are careful to ask for the whole name.

Southern Patriot 12-29-2005 10:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I heard that in Iceland a child's "last name" is based upon the parent's first name. Like say if your real name was "Pretty Flower," your son Joe, would be Joe Prettysen, and your daughter Molly would be Molly Prettydahtir.

I don't know if that was historic and no longer true, but that would really make it confusing to know who you're related to. Also, that would mean everyone's last name would end in "sen" or "dahtir", unless you were an immigrant.

Plus the whole thing might not be true- I get the feeling people lie to me all the time.

edit "dottir" not "dahtir"
In the 19th century, we saw many people with strange naming conventions coming into the country, but luckily most of them came in to the north. Sometimes we had to give them names when they came in. When we gave them a name, it usually described them, and then we'd make it sound like where they were from. Someone who was Polish, for example, and who was bald, we'd name Baldinski. Of course, it was quite common to mix up Mongolia and China in those days.

Hank Chinaski 12-29-2005 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by Southern Patriot
In the 19th century, we saw many people with strange naming conventions coming into the country, but luckily most of them came in to the north. Sometimes we had to give them names when they came in. When we gave them a name, it usually described them, and then we'd make it sound like where they were from. Someone who was Polish, for example, and who was bald, we'd name Baldinski. Of course, it was quite common to mix up Mongolia and China in those days.
How about Edward Guernica?

Cookiepuss 12-29-2005 11:51 AM
You know what would be really funny?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If someone were to come up with an alternative yet funny name for "Brokeback Mountain" that refers to homosexuality. Now that would be funny.
"Coltrane Mountain"?

sebastian_dangerfield 12-29-2005 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by c2ed
Rather late, but:

US - Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves, Cher
UK - Cos I Luv You - Slade

No idea who Slade is or what that song sounds like. And I'm too lazy at the moment to iTune it.

And not like I have a favorite Cher song ... but if I did, that's not it. Oh well. C'est la vie, to quote that guy in the 80s whose hair was too long but still got a hit song from it.
Slade is a Scottish heavy metal bandd from the 70s. They did Cum on Feel the Noize. They're famous for pioneering the use of phonetic spelling in music, stemming from their lead singer's illiteracy.

spookyfish 12-29-2005 11:52 AM
You know what would be really funny?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookiepuss
"Coltrane Mountain"?
"Fudgie?"

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-29-2005 11:55 AM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Blonder.
And less swan-dressed. From what I'm told.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-29-2005 11:58 AM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Slade is a Scottish heavy metal bandd from the 70s. They did Cum on Feel the Noize.
That was Quiet Riot.

Slade did Run Runaway. "See Chameleon, lying there in the sun."

Pretty Little Flower 12-29-2005 12:02 PM
You know what would be really funny?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookiepuss
"Coltrane Mountain"?
Ha ha! Coltrane is so totally gay! A prancing little gay boy swishing about in his long skirt, getting manicures, and listening to Cher. Totally. Gay. Ha! POTY!

spookyfish 12-29-2005 12:02 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That was Quiet Riot.

Slade did Run Runaway. "See Chameleon, lying there in the sun."
Sebby is correct. Quiet Riot remade this.

(Now I wonder if I am whiffing, or whatever-the-hell we're calling it nowadays.)

Hank Chinaski 12-29-2005 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That was Quiet Riot.

Slade did Run Runaway. "See Chameleon, lying there in the sun."
http://home.earthlink.net/~apawlo/glam.html

don't argue with Sebastian on music trivia-

N.B. I'm not saying take his advice on purchasing music.

Don Van Vliet 12-29-2005 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That was Quiet Riot.

Slade did Run Runaway. "See Chameleon, lying there in the sun."
Quiet Riot did a cover. Slade did it first.

Slade also did "Mama, weer all crazy now" before Quiet Riot covered it.

Pretty Little Flower 12-29-2005 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://home.earthlink.net/~apawlo/glam.html

don't argue with Sebastian on music trivia-

N.B. I'm not saying take his advice on purchasing music.
You just love horns in rock, don't you. You're almost as gay as Coltrane. You two should go on a gay vacation together, driving across the country in a big mauve RV, visiting free range ostrich farms, taking ballroom dance lessons, and eating lots of sushi, esp. California Rolls. That would be just perrrrrrrfect for you two! Be sure to send lots of gay postcards!

spookyfish 12-29-2005 12:14 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Be sure to send lots of gay postcards!
Of scenic "Brokeback Mountain?"

taxwonk 12-29-2005 12:34 PM
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Originally posted by c2ed
(Extreme wonking)
Hey there! What's new, pussycat?

spookyfish 12-29-2005 12:35 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey there! What's new, pussycat?
You're too late.

taxwonk 12-29-2005 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
You're too late.
She'll be back. Like Shane.

Shape Shifter 12-29-2005 12:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are the very personification of passive-aggressive, whether you admit it to yourself or not.

That's funny, because I believe it would have.

I'll make sure to remember that there isn't anything wrong with it when I actually do it.

TM
Uh, this might be more appropriate for PM, but I need to know. Did you approve of my ratio? Would you like to see Brokeback Mountain (the gay movie)?

Flinty_McFlint 12-29-2005 12:56 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh, this might be more appropriate for PM, but I need to know. Did you approve of my ratio? Would you like to see Brokeback Mountain (the gay movie)?
You might not want to believe this, but I heard that TM and some dude in a kilt were seen making out during the screening of Brokebutt Mounting. However, my source is prone to fits of delusion (he said Picasso was diddling a turnip the other day), so take it with a grain of salt.

Alex_de_Large 12-29-2005 12:57 PM
Itchy Crotch
 
It's what Paris Hilton has:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...ch-scratch.jpg

From: the Superficial

ETA: here's the link, in case the image doesn't appear.

Shape Shifter 12-29-2005 01:00 PM
Christmas Day Night
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You might not want to believe this, but I heard that TM and some dude in a kilt were seen making out during the screening of Brokebutt Mounting. However, my source is prone to fits of delusion (he said Picasso was diddling a turnip the other day), so take it with a grain of salt.
That tramp said he wouldn't see Bareback Mounting with anyone but me! Excuse me while I compose myself. This hurts.

<sniff>

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-29-2005 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That tramp said he wouldn't see Bareback Mounting with anyone but me! Excuse me while I compose myself. This hurts.

<sniff>
Shifty composing himself:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...ch-scratch.jpg

eta goddam it, adl's pic worked before. See his link.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-29-2005 01:19 PM
Christmas Day Night
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh, this might be more appropriate for PM, but I need to know. Did you approve of my ratio? Would you like to see Brokeback Mountain (the gay movie)?
Stop being so aggressive-aggressive.

TM

Shape Shifter 12-29-2005 01:21 PM
Christmas Day Night
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop being so aggressive-aggressive.

TM
Something about your momma.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-29-2005 01:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Something about your momma.
AVN's fetish film of the year a couple of years back, right? Great performances all around!

Hank Chinaski 12-29-2005 01:28 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You just love horns in rock, don't you. You're almost as gay as Coltrane. You two should go on a gay vacation together, driving across the country in a big mauve RV, visiting free range ostrich farms, taking ballroom dance lessons, and eating lots of sushi, esp. California Rolls. That would be just perrrrrrrfect for you two! Be sure to send lots of gay postcards!
I'm a "power bottom" and Coltrane seems like a "passive top." We'd never agree on who gets to drive the RV let alone where to go, or what movies to see.:( :confused:

taxwonk 12-29-2005 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You might not want to believe this, but I heard that TM and some dude in a kilt were seen making out during the screening of Brokebutt Mounting. However, my source is prone to fits of delusion (he said Picasso was diddling a turnip the other day), so take it with a grain of salt.
I warned Penske and Thurgreed that Runaround Hank was a kiss-and-tell type, but they didn't listen. I guess that's what happens when you try to climb up Downlow Mountain with the wrong cowpoke.

Not Bob 12-29-2005 02:14 PM
Christmas Day Night
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Shifty composing himself:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...ch-scratch.jpg

eta goddam it, adl's pic worked before. See his link.
How's this?

http://www.gawker.com/news/crotchyanker.jpg

Via www.gawker.com


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