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Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-11-2008 08:51 PM

Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 374000)
My baby steps is that I'm going to go every day this week, even if the weather sucks (and boy, does it suck). That means I've run in freezing rain two out of the last two days.

Good times.

Damn. How about we see each other in Boston in 2010?

dtb 12-11-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374003)
Damn. How about we see each other in Boston in 2010?

If I leave now, maybe I'll be there by then.

See you at the finish line!

LessinSF 12-11-2008 09:02 PM

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[QUOTE=Replaced_Texan;373995]BTW, are you doing Santa Con this weekend? Most of the people I know doing it are hitting the Mission / Castro route, but there's also a Haight route and Fisherman's Wharf route. ..../QUOTE]
I had forgot about it. I am trying to rally some friends now. I also need to find a cheap Santa suit.

bling trade 12-11-2008 11:33 PM

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bling trade 12-11-2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374005)
I had forgot about it. I am trying to rally some friends now. I also need to find a cheap Santa suit.

I'd guess one of the ladies on the board has a sexy santa suit you can borrow.

Adder 12-11-2008 11:34 PM

Update
 
So. Now that we have recognized the breakup, she wants to talk about it. Ugh.

Hank Chinaski 12-11-2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374008)
So. Now that we have recognized the breakup, she wants to talk about it. Ugh.

I'd introduce her to Flower. She'll be a lesbian in a week's time.

LessinSF 12-11-2008 11:54 PM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by bling trade (Post 374007)
I'd guess one of the ladies on the board has a sexy santa suit you can borrow.

I have learned that they are not sold at Walgreens or Rite-Aid. Or Macy's. I have to go to Target or Walmart, neither of which exist in SF given our Supervisors' policy against chains and big box stores. Bastards are making me drive and warm the planet.

Paisley 12-12-2008 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374011)
I have learned that they are not sold at Walgreens or Rite-Aid. Or Macy's. I have to go to Target or Walmart, neither of which exist in SF given our Supervisors' policy against chains and big box stores. Bastards are making me drive and warm the planet.

Excuse me, like you can't get something suitable in the Castro??

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-12-2008 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Paisley (Post 374012)
Excuse me, like you can't get something suitable in the Castro??

At the very least, he can pick up the big black dildo that apparently goes with a San Francisco Santa Suit.

notcasesensitive 12-12-2008 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 373995)
ETA: LA was last Saturday. I hear clowns came to protest. Houston was on Saturday, with the seventh annual Santa reenactment of the bombing of Pearl Harbor on Sunday.

Yeah. Unfortunately it was in Los Feliz, which is clear across town for me now. And I'm missing the Venice canals boat parade (which is steps from my home) this Saturday because I'll be in Dallas. No campy holiday cheer for me this year.

notcasesensitive 12-12-2008 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 373983)
Aged out of what? Everybody has photos of their SOs nude these days (correction... I have them of her, not the other way around [which is more than fine with me]). What I'm mad about is our generation never accepted a structure where you could ask for sex so casually. Without getting slapped.

We need a world where you can just politely ask someone to have sex. Nothing untoward. No skeevy sex club stuff. Just a laid back type of a place with normal people who want to fuck, where anyone can just approach somebody else with the implicit understanding that you want to get to fucking sooner rather than later. Sooner being measured in fifteen minute increments. The kids and their sexting... That is the online equivalent of such a place. And of that, yes, I am insanely, raging jealous.

A friend of mine is the girlfriend of a swinger couple these days. There is no issue with walking up and requesting sex from someone at their parties. So I hear.

Icky Thump 12-12-2008 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 374015)
A friend of mine is the girlfriend of a swinger couple these days. There is no issue with walking up and requesting sex from someone at their parties. So I hear.

I seem to have misplaced my invite. Can I have another?

John Phoenix 12-12-2008 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 374015)
A friend of mine is the girlfriend of a swinger couple these days. There is no issue with walking up and requesting sex from someone at their parties. So I hear.

Seriously, I have to rethink my position on the California bar. How bad can three days of pain really be?

bold_n_brazen 12-12-2008 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 374019)
Seriously, I have to rethink my position on the California bar. How bad can three days of pain really be?

It's very, very bad. Surely, you can find swingers where you are.

John Phoenix 12-12-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 374021)
It's very, very bad. Surely, you can find swingers where you are.

True...and Craiglist is free.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 09:54 AM

Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374003)
Damn. How about we see each other in Boston in 2010?

there is something wrong with this, besides wretched excess, no? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/sp...rts/12run.html

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-12-2008 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374023)
there is something wrong with this, besides wretched excess, no? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/sp...rts/12run.html

It's cheaper to run with a Kenyan marathon champ than to play with penguins in their cage . . . seems like good value to me.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-12-2008 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374003)
Damn. How about we see each other in Boston in 2010?

If I buy you both a brew the night before will it count as carbo-loading?

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374025)
It's cheaper to run with a Kenyan marathon champ than to play with penguins in their cage . . . seems like good value to me.

Coltrane's firm gave me its tickets to the Penguin thing. guys like me do not pay to play with animals.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-12-2008 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374023)
there is something wrong with this, besides wretched excess, no? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/sp...rts/12run.html

He should be running well under 4 hours if he's really running 40-50 mpw.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-12-2008 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374025)
It's cheaper to run with a Kenyan marathon champ than to play with penguins in their cage . . . seems like good value to me.

It seems like a great deal. They could have charged $5000 and no one would have blinked.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-12-2008 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 374026)
If I buy you both a brew the night before will it count as carbo-loading?

Sure. Nothing wrong with a beer (or two) before a race.

I've never had more than two.

Trifecta!

sebastian_dangerfield 12-12-2008 10:24 AM

Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 374015)
A friend of mine is the girlfriend of a swinger couple these days. There is no issue with walking up and requesting sex from someone at their parties. So I hear.

I was thinking more in terms of the days I was single. I don't want to be a couple's boyfriend.

And let's face it - no couple wants me to be theirs.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-12-2008 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374033)
Sure. Nothing wrong with a beer (or two) before a race.

I've never had more than two.

Trifecta!

We're on then.

bold_n_brazen 12-12-2008 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374037)
I was thinking more in terms of the days I was single. I don't want to be a couple's boyfriend.

And let's face it - no couple wants me to be theirs.

I didn't read girlfriend to mean GIRLFRIEND. Was I supposed to?

Not Bob 12-12-2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 373991)
I have friends in Temple of Atonement. I think they're more BDSM than Sebby is looking for, but I'm sure that Eva could do something with him that he'd like.

They said they're coming to Flipside this year.

I'm a little disturbed that NB&A's Net Nanny Filter didn't block this site. And that as a consequence, now I have to double IT's Skittles and Mountain Dew budgets for the coming year.

On the upside, it looks like they sell t-shirts.

Icky Thump 12-12-2008 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374023)
there is something wrong with this, besides wretched excess, no? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/sp...rts/12run.html

Yes it's very elitist, very yuppie and very gay.

PS you could suck face with a Pittsburgh Penguin for less than that:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ves_malkin.jpg

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374032)
It seems like a great deal. They could have charged $5000 and no one would have blinked.

what is the point really. the Kenyan is actually twice as fast as this guy. I'd feel stupid making him jog along side me.

Icky Thump 12-12-2008 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374071)
what is the point really. the Kenyan is actually twice as fast as this guy. I'd feel stupid making him jog along side me.


Maybe Mr. Chambers could give Mr. Kiplagat lessons on how to be a douche.

Secret_Agent_Man 12-12-2008 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374008)
So. Now that we have recognized the breakup, she wants to talk about it. Ugh.

They tend to be that way, those wimmins.

Unpleasant, but the honorable thing to do so long as you can stay firm that it is over.

S_A_M

Adder 12-12-2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 374078)
Unpleasant, but the honorable thing to do so long as you can stay firm that it is over.

Yeah, unless I am reading it wrong, I don't think that is going to be an issue.

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374080)
Yeah, unless I am reading it wrong, I don't think that is going to be an issue.


Then what is there to talk about? Unless by "talk," you mean "good-bye fellatio."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-12-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374071)
what is the point really. the Kenyan is actually twice as fast as this guy. I'd feel stupid making him jog along side me.

What is the point of going to spring training with the yankees or doing a ride with Lance Armstrong? People are starfuckers, and want to be associated with them. They're willing to pay money to do it. Why is that a problem?

Secret_Agent_Man 12-12-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374071)
what is the point really. the Kenyan is actually twice as fast as this guy. I'd feel stupid making him jog along side me.

Yeah, but isn't it kind of cool to meet someone like that and maybe discuss running, tips, etc. if you're really into running? He never pretended he could keep up with the guy. I think the analogy to fantasy baseball camp is a decent one -- only with active players.

S_A_M

Secret_Agent_Man 12-12-2008 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374080)
Yeah, unless I am reading it wrong, I don't think that is going to be an issue.

Hmm. Well, I hope it doesn't turn harsh. High road is best.

S_A_M

Adder 12-12-2008 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374088)
Then what is there to talk about?

That is what I said (and am still saying)

Quote:

Unless by "talk," you mean "good-bye fellatio."
Well.. you never know.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-12-2008 11:48 AM

Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374071)
what is the point really. the Kenyan is actually twice as fast as this guy. I'd feel stupid making him jog along side me.

Would you feel stupid playing golf with Tiger or Phil?

Actually, I would. It would be cool, but I'd feel like a dick shanking the ball all over the place. Of course, I'd make them feel like dicks when they try to act all lawyerly.

Anyway, this probably isn't possible for Chambers, but I would have told Kiplagat to run his 5:45s and I'd see how long I could keep up.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 12-12-2008 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374093)
That is what I said (and am still saying)

Have the talk in a public place where no liquids are immediately available. With a friend set to call you in five minutes (which works even if there is good bye fellatio!)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-12-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374089)
What is the point of going to spring training with the yankees?

For me, this is different. It would be cool to hang out with the players, but my main reason for being there would be to see if I could knock one out of Yankee Stadium* during BP.

In fact, I would rather do that than meet any ballplayer. Taking BP at a major league park ranks VERY high for me as far as sports fantasies go.

*I changed the fantasy scenario from spring training to Yankee Stadium.


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