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Absolutely. You and Slave. Come on over.

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A most excellent plan, but can I go before Penske? Even taking them two at a time, it may take months.

Great moments in point spread history
 

With 4.8 seconds left in last night's NBA finals game 4, the Nets led by 3, Spurs ball at midcourt. Manu Ginobli hoists up a 3, clang. Rebound comes to Tim Duncan with about .8 seconds left. Not enough time to tip it back to a 3 point shooter, thinks Mr. Duncan, who then hits the 10 footer at the buzzer! Nets win by one!

Oh, and the spread on last night's game? Nets -1.5 or -2. In other words, Duncan's meaningless bucket turned every Nets better into a loser and every Spurs better into a winner. There's no way Duncan could have had a few shekels on the game, could he? He sure made lots of Spurs fans happy last night. I'd love to know the last time a team made a two pointer at the buzzer to lose by one. How goofy is that?

Reminds me of my previous "great moment in gambling history." A few years ago I was making football picks on a great gambling listserv and had had quite a streak with my "NFL Pick of the Year"s, hitting 5 in a row. For 1996's Pick of the Year, I took the Eagles -6 over the Giants in week 7. I knew that quite a few people had put substantial money down on this game, partly due to my pick. The Eagles had been solid that year, but on this day they were terrible, down 10-3 to the Giants at the half. They wake up in the second half, but all they can manage is three more field goals and are up 12-10 with three minutes to go, and the Giants with the ball. If the Eagles get the ball back, they'll run out the clock. No way for the Eagles to cover. Until some scrub Giant back fumbles the ball, and an Eagles linebacker runs it in! Eagles win by 9. My streak saved! Hallelujah.

Rambling done.
str8.

Threesomes
 

I'll take any two of the Dahm triplets. Y'all can pick, I don't care. I'm not feeling my web-fu tonight, so perhaps someone else can find a picture.

The Perfect Threesome
 

Luckily, David Lynch made a film during which my two choices demonstrated why they should be chosen.

http://www.tedstrong.com/wattspix/naomi17.jpg

Worst Passengers
 

Not for me, though they should've asked first. Why the hell do you think people used to rub opium or whiskey on teething little squawkers' gums? :D

The Perfect Threesome
 

Laura Elena Herring should rent out the space between her TITS!

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes whatever the fuck you want
 

How about a courtesy flush though?

Worst Passengers
 

Especially old people.

Hey, I guess they're right: senior citizens; although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!

Reasons for marriage
 

When I go to a comedy show I know that I am seeing a comedien and thus expect the jokes. When I speak with someone I can tell by tone or inflection that there is sarcasm or a joke being made. With people that I know fairly well I can often pick out the joking in writing. Obviously, in your eyes, I have committed some heavy fucking internet sin because I cannot tell when a stanger on a chat board is joking. I don't know why I was chosen, but I wish that you would go find somebody else to jerk-off on.:fuckyou:

Rant of the Day
 

I know retro is in, but who let the Cassidines and the Ice Princess out?

The weather is beginning to irk me. I'm tired of the rain. I would like to put away my winter coats, but noooooo, I need to bring one with me to Maine this weekend. Night time temps in the 40's!!

It's June! Where's the sun and warm weather?




Carry on.

Rant of the Day
 

The sun and "warm" weather is here. It's been here for two months and shows no sign of letting up (notwithstanding the minor shower this morning). Please send your rain our way.

Rant of the Day
 

In Texas!

Even(highs in the mid 90s today!)Odds

Rant of the Day
 

I should have known my fellow Texan would have beaten me to the punch.

It did rain this morning, but we have had lovely weather, and it's not nearly as hot as 2000 (also known at the summer of 40+ consecutive days of triple digit temps).

Rant of the Day
 

My priorities have shifted weather wise since I became a homeowner. Every rainstorm we have is probably five to ten dollars less on my water bill. :) The heat doesn't bother me that much, but the lack of rain makes my yard look pathetic.