nfh personal k
 

Nah, it'd be nothing but makeovers all the time.
Now that I think of it, there are a lot of gay men in the frats.
We used to discuss makeup and furnishings a lot.
Hmmm.

nfh personal k
 

OK, now that's just not true. I have seen at least one, and probably more (they all kind of blur together) movie in which some guy(s) has(have) the hots for some girl(s) and dress up like women to get admitted into the sorority to get closer to her(them).

Sheesh. EVERYONE knows that. I don't know if they were set on the west coast, the east coast or somewhere in the middle.

Edited to say that at least one of the many guys who have done this in movies no doubt turns out to be gay.

Hooking up
 

I was talking to a state court judge here last year after a hearing in chambers, and he told me and the other counsel there the story of a long criminal trial he heard about 5 years ago. It was, IIRC, about a 5 week trial, and the jurors were sequestered at a local hotel.

Anyway, he gets a call from one of the male juror's wives. She leaves a message for him that she is very upset with him for keeping her husband sequestered and wanted to know when the trial would end...

He didn't have the heart to tell her that the trial had ended three weeks before. Apparently he shacked up with one of the female jurors. True Story.

nfh personal k
 

where do the gay men come in?

nfh personal k
 

Just any FYI, this is not real.
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima.../66/131266.jpg

nfh personal k
 

I edited! Sheez.

In all those rushed changes from boy-clothes to girl-clothes, etc. I'm sure one breaks down and realizes he's hot for his friend.

nfh personal k
 

Making it easier to take the rejection when the sorority girl at whom the attention was originally directed realizes that the new girl really isn't.

nfh personal k
 

I will defer to dualit on this one.

Edited to add punchline that involves a frat boy and a six-pack.

Friendster?
 

I have two invitations to Friendster sitting in my inbox. Someday soon I'll actually take the time to set up a profile. One friend who invited me is in a LT (not open) relationship, the other is recently married.

The buzz around it is that it's the next big thing on the net (like we'll find lawtalkers boring afterwards, perish the thought!!). I think it's supposed to be like online dating but not strictly for sexual relationships.

Death Question
 

I'm completely antireligious and I still appreciated it. Telling me "I know X is with the Lord," or whatever you believe, would be completely offensive because it is not your place to impose your religious beliefs on others--even though it's obviously meant kindly. Telling me "my prayers are with you" is not offensive--whether there's really anything to pray to or not, it's a kind act intended to help that hurts no-one.

It's official: LFB is "Unsexy"
 

So says Nerve.com:

"Over-grooming. Being clean and neat is good. People appreciate a white smile and trimmed fingernails. If you're spending time and money getting your asshole bleached, step back for a sec."

Spree: List of Unsexy things. Office friendly.

Dua(I guess that's why she was dropped from The Practice)lit

Edited to add that Friendster.com is unsexy, too.

Friendster?
 

There are law talkers relationships?

Sweet.

Friendster?
 

I thought I posted this. Maybe not.

In case you haven't heard, Friendster.com is a network of networks. It operates on a "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" principle, connecting people through friends for dating and meeting new people. As new friends are added, they can add more friends. In a short time, a personal Friendster network can encompass a mind-boggling array of personalities and geographies. Since its launch in March, Friendster's online community has exploded to more than one million users. The site is free to its members, unlike most online dating sites, and is proving wildly popular because of its casual — well, friendly — feel. The phrase "you should meet my friend" takes on a whole new and instantaneous meaning.

My next step was amassing friends. At first my friends list looked pathetic: just a single thumbnail image of Jeff, my Friendster sponsor. Through one person, I was linked to a network of 196 people. Not bad. I quickly set out to spam my closest pals with invitations to join me on Friendster. I was ill prepared for the dirty, pyramid-marketing-scheme feeling, but I soldiered on like a pimp amassing an army of hos.

full article

I M MOTIVATED
 

That sounds like an actual prostitute was sent to your room though. I'd prefer "he rented pornos, dammit!"

Friendster?
 

After this weekend, who knows?

Friendster?
 

I set myself up...

On a related note, someday soon, I'll have to give a complete report on my online dating experiences. The experiment is still underway so it's still too early to report results of my lab test.

I know you all have been on pins and needles wondering if I have found twu luff yet.

Friendster?
 

Why? What's happening this weekend?

Friendster?
 

FB Orgy Day II.

Friendster?
 

I'll bring the Crisco.

Friendster?
 

Dammit, SS, you are not supposed to talk about this on boards other than the Orgy Board which is only visible to people invited to take part in the orgy.

Friendster?
 

Damn. Now I suppose some unintended ones will slip in through the back door. Or something like that.

Friendster?
 

Especially because it is only Texas FB Orgy Day II. Way to let the fucking coasters in on the secret.

Friendster?
 

It appears that the session at your house will be particularly interesting -- theme is unusual sex toys?

Edited because I couldn't figure out how to make the original grammatical or correct or whatever.

Friendster?
 

Now yer cookin'.

Friendster?
 

I have been a very bad lizard. I will have to be punished.

Friendster?
 

OMG. How did I walk right into that?

There are some days I just feel like the set-up guy. Larry? Moe?

Friendster?
 

That's "Sir" or "Master" to you.

Dua(you don't rule everything)lit

Yeah, I edited the post. Get over it.

Friendster?
 

I'm hurt. You've already forgotten I love you. Even after I posted pictures of a half naked man.


I understand. It's ok.

:bye:

Friendster?
 

See? See?!

It's official: LFB is "Unsexy"
 

I hope Thrasher read this:

'18. Your cats. Attachment to a non-human mammal that doesn't give a fuck about you bespeaks emotional damage. It's the kind that transforms you from "alluringly quirky" to "certifiable."'

TM

Friendster?
 

Please don't wait until you find true love to tell us your stories. True love is not interesting to anyone except the participants. We want to hear about the comically bad dates and the sex. Also, don't wait until the report is complete; it's never too early to share, your early impressions are probably the most entertaining, anyway.

In other words, put up or shut up.

Friendster?
 

Actually, what you should do, is while you are hooking up, have your laptop and/or PDA (as in a palm pilot not a public display of affection) available, and post the details as they happen. If you have one of those cell phones or PDAs that take pictures you could post, all the better.

It could be our own version of a reality show. Unfortunately we wouldn't be able to offer the winner a million bucks.

this isn't debate camp
 

Um, Skinny? You do remember you're a New York corporate lawyer right?

Dumbass motherfucker, you ARE the man.

It's official: LFB is "Unsexy"
 

I fucking knew it as soon as I read it that you would not be able to resist. Predictable. Shows how little you know though -- my pussies do give a fuck about me so it doesn't apply. :P

Friendster?
 

And bear this rule in mind:
19. Little digital cameras on your cell phone. These are for taking dirty pictures and posting them online, not for snapping your fully clothed friends in bars. When will the populace understand this?

this isn't debate camp
 

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I know a street corner where you can join in, talking about the exploitation of the REAL twelve tribes of Israel.

Friendster?
 

I am being disciplined by a lilac-colored kitchen appliance. I am truly frightened. Um . . . truly frightened sir.

It's official: LFB is "Unsexy"
 

Attachment to a human mammal that doesn't give a fuck about you is what really bespeaks emotional damage.

Right, sweetie?

Friendster?
 

Two words: web cam.

Two more: live feed.

Update from the Stalin Boards
 

Yes, they've been reduced to a vast desolate landscape of sockery. But Las Vegas and Steven Tyler are each living proof that even the loins of a craggy wasteland can occasionally produce something beautiful.

Posted today on the SF/SV board:

I like the cut of this man's jib.

Link.