Things I would not like to read today
 

Let him have it. Not one of your better moments.

TM

this isn't debate camp
 

Okay, you got me whitey. I don't know how you crackers are so good at seeing through my schemes. It's like honkies can just sense when I'm not really joking. I guess that's why you're so successful at holding us down!

TM

Things I would not like to read today
 

concur.

i was just teaching greedy cubed the rules so as to minimize the number of coattail posts we have to read. so I wasnt technically playing. you could say I was phoning it in though.

this isn't debate camp
 

Everything I know I learned from TV.

The Married Life
 

Here's a sentence that I never in a million years would have found myself thinking a year ago:

I feel sorry for Nick Lachey.

Things I would not like to read today
 

As a new poster, who has been lurking for a while, but who has not developed a discernable board personality, other than with a few regulars with whom I have developed pleasant PM relationships, I hope to be in the running for this award, although let me add that I do not wish to bore my fellow fashionistas, but rather to just win something.

Did we all make it through the post-flood aftermath okay? Sucks to be back at work after a flood day in a big way.

cheekymonkey

this isn't debate camp
 

I'm sure "those were the days," meathead.

http://www.classictvfavorites.com/graphics/archie.jpg

TM

Your very own action figure
 

The Hulk, with not so green skin and Ralph Lauren Purple Label suits and Allen Edmonds slip-ons.

The Married Life
 

Man, she is tough to watch... So far I've seen the playboy mansion show and the golfing show, and I would totally bitch slap that woman if I was forced into her presence.

Maybe mom and dad Simpson are finally getting a chance to see what over-coddling can lead to.

The Married Life
 

Christ! He's married to Barbie.

This is a perfect example of why people should live together before marriage. And sleep together. Because she made a big yap out of the whole virgin thing, and if she's not any good in the sack, Nick's got no apparent reason to be married to this useless ditzbag at all.

Things I would not like to read today
 

What, you wanna start a boring back and forth with me. BITCH, please.

Things I would not like to read today
 

Seems like a good policy. And potentially the only way to keep the GA community spread across the country. Texas doesn't need anymore lawyers. After all, we already have the Texas Hammer.

Things I would not like to read today
 

First of all, fix your avatar. It should match your moniker until you develop some sort of personality. Here. Try this:

http://www.bc.edu/crew/images/4ass.gif

Besides, you'll probably post something stupid soon enough and paigow will give you your own award. Good luck.

Save this crap for the watercooler and post something interesting or funny.

Thurgreed(don't know why I talk to socks, but whatever)Marshall

this isn't debate camp
 

So, are you joking here, or not?

sf

this isn't debate camp
 

No, if you're calling me "meathead", the avatar goes in the upper left corner. Try to get it right.

The Married Life
 

bitch please, the whole thing is set up.

but here is one thing I never thought I would say- that guy from X lameass boy band is H-O-T. ANd adding he married her to fuck her was a nice touch.

speaking of reality tv:

survivor.

spoiler










missed it but caught parts of it rerun last night. why did nicole get the ax? who is that hot hot hot marketing exec guy? what are people's thoughts? I have plans on thurs so will porbably miss it again (thursday tv- who is home for it?).

bb4= how are they gonna drag two more episodes out of this?

Things I would not like to read today
 

I don't get this. I'm a monkey not a mouse (the name comes from a former pet name my ex-GF had for me, which I found ironic, not so much in the way she used it, but more ironically, due to my humorous side)

That would be fine, although I doubt I will merit much attention from Paigow at this point. It looks like she sticks to the more prominent posters of her level.

Not a sock, but thanks for playing. (thanks for giving me the chance to use that catchphrase)

cheekymonkey

Things I would not like to read today
 

what prominent poster of my level have I had an exchange with of late? the only real one of my level, who is as promient, is thurgred, and he is turning into me with his keep it funny and interesting buisiness. quite frankly, he is bordering on superfluous. If I dont see a witty translation fast, he might be joingting cheval, pj and old n razed in Ignore List land. hopefully PJ [EDITED bc CLEARLY I phoned this one in]

The Married Life
 

She tried to scheme against Tiajuana (nice name) and played two sides. Got busted and booted. Stupid.

I might actually watch this one.

Thurgreed(still no tivo?)Marshall

Things I would not like to read today
 

Hmm maybe we should disable ignore. It would be fun just to see you bitch.

Things I would not like to read today
 

Translation: I had a shitty weekend. My magic wand broke off in my ass and won't stop vibrating.

TM

The Married Life
 

Tiajuana? what the fuck? Is this a misspelled tribute as to where she was conceived? We have a "Tejuana" who manages my local safeway. she is great. cashed my check before I wrote the tenth one.

No tivo yet. I am waiting for this new DVR E.O keeps raving about. Probalby wont hit DC for two years, but whatever. I just cant deal with going to CIrcuit Depo in Generic Chain Store Infested Suburb, VA, and getting it and figuring out how to hook it up and program it and all that shit. i am hoping to move in with someone who has one so I can skip the whole thing. it would be easier.

Texas FB Orgy Day II
 

That is what I thought until I visited the clinic this morning.

Please forgive me if I ramble, as I am posting while emergin from the fog of what must have been a Roofie-GHB-Lone Star Beer-Powdered Rhino Horn-Whiskey-Bathtub Ecstasy cocktail. The last thing I remember seeing Saturday night was the steps leading down to E/O's basement. I first awoke sometime Sunday afternoon in Zilker Park, wet with rain and lube, naked except for a few remaining strands of 3/4" speaker wire bound to my wrists and ankles. Somewhere, a llama wept.

I can share the few personal highlights of my ACL experience that I do remember. This festival is a tradition in the making. I highly recommend finding an oddman for recommendations. They did not disappoint.

Rebirth of Brass Band - these guys are not so much a band as they are a party. My calves are still sore from dancing so much. Best tuba solo I have heard in many years.

Los Lobos - undisputed kings of southwest rock. LL always put on an entertaining show. Texas Fbers were treated to a bonus, as RT translated the dirty parts, both orally and via interpretive dance. She also played a mean accodian solo.

Robert Randolph - totally blew me away. To say that he takes the steel guitar where it has never been shortchanges him. Randolph also has an incredibly powerful voice and does not let his instrument constrain his mobility - he is an amazing performer and showman, not just a transcendent musician.

Part of what makes ACL such a great experience is just wandering from stage to stage, catching random acts. By doing so, you are exposed to an astonishing variety of genres, all easy to dig because of that special Austin vibe. Hell, I even enjoyed the bluegrass band that was playing at the shuttle stop. Kudos to whomever handled booking.

Special thanks to the Texas crew. Bail money is always appreciated. Your checks are in the mail.

Things I would not like to read today
 

The picture he gave me for my avatar did not make sense. I don't get his sense of humor at all.

cheekymonkey

ps: I don't picture pursejunkie as having a huge ass, but rather shapely. Has she posted on this topic.

Texas FB Orgy Day II
 

Don't worry. We filmed the whole thing. You'll be getting further instructions once a sufficient number of copies have been produced and hidden in safety deposit boxes around the country.

Things I would not like to read today
 

Try these

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...MonkeyLogo.jpg

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev...ze/cmc2001.jpg

Texas FB Orgy Day II
 

Most excellent. I hope to find something for a new avatar.

just wondering
 

Is The Simpsons still on network TV? If so, would someone let me know when the inevitable Queer Eye cameo happens? I wouldn't mind seeing what Matt Groening -- or, more appropriately, his Korean lackey -- does with that.

Favorite Simpsons cameo of all time? Good question. That would have to be Garrison Keillor, even if that wasn't him. I bet it wasn't him. Someone here will surely know.

The Married Life
 

Another name I don't get that I have seen more than once is Aquanet. I guess this means I can name my never-to-be-born kid Suave then.

Things I would not like to read today
 

Oooooh. I like the second one.

Texas FB Orgy Day II
 

But I bet Paigow has some thoughts about how this would work.

The Married Life
 

Is Jessica Simpson the chick who claims to have remained a virgin until she married some cat from a really shitty band? If so, I have a huuuuge fuckin question... how in the fuck does she reconcile not fucking before getting hitched, but nevertheless getting implants? Putting implants into a virgin is like overhauling and upgrading the engine in a junked car. If you can't use those funbags, what's the fuckin point?

The whole virgin before marriage gig is rEdiculous. What if Nick and Jessica fucked for the first time on the wddding night and realized, "Hey, there's no fucking chemistry here! We suck in the sack." The last thing I would want on my wedding night is someone who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing. You're supposed to get over the "awkward fumbling" stage in 10th grade. And its only worse for the ladies.... Imagine the premature ejaculation from a 25 year old virgin male. It'd make the kid in American Pie look like a porn star.

S(If I were president, everyone would have to offer proof of at least 7 sexual partner before qualifying for a marriage license)D

just wondering
 

The Simpsons already did a John Waters cameo and it was pretty fucking hysterical. That said, a QE cameo where QE does Homer would be fantastic.

Garrison.......... Keiller................... is........... hmmm............. fucking dull.

S("Wait God... lemme get this straight... you let the nazi hit the century mark but take a mensch like John Ritter from us with a heart condition only YOU could have known about???")D

just wondering
 

I can tell that you remember the episode, because that was its point, too.

Texas FB Orgy Day II
 

I'm not quite sure any still photo will quite capture the essence of what happened, though. Sure, the angle from the porta-potty was artistically interesting, and the inclusion of the hippie-with-i-pod in the background certainly set the scene properly, but can those last frenzied moments really be captured on film? Anyhow, bresticle day has come and gone.

Things I would not like to read today
 

Thurgreed has not yet sunk to your level.

In Thurgreed's defense, the closest thing he has to your boring ignore list diatribes is his incessant sniping with Bilmore, and today's version is actually relatively amusing.

The Married Life
 

I don't think Nick Lachey is all that bright - I think someone with half a brain would have seen what she is all about a long time ago. I have to say, I still don't really understand the whole "I look like a sexpot but don't fuck me" phenomenon. Who wants to marry someone who subscribes to that? I can see wanting to fuck her, because she looks good, but marriage - that is a whole different ball game.

The Married Life
 

Um, Sebby dear, I think that most of the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct when I state that she got the funbags (if she did) for purposes of her own vanity, not to let some sweaty chimp handle em. And the board will mostly agree that this is maily correct and that people like you are just jealous.

but my question is, why do we need a Jessica Simpson if we already have a Britney Spears? More superfluous than Thurgreed.

just wondering
 

I think I would actually watch that one. Brilliant.

The Married Life
 

By no means is Nick a rocket surgeon, but at least he's relatively down-to-earth and independent enough to survive on his own.*

To quote Paul in "Beautiful Girls" [S]he's like a retarded kid who doesn't even know [s]he's retarded."


*I can't believe I'm defending this guy.**

**Said in a "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy" Dukakis voice.