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Atticus Grinch 05-13-2010 07:12 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 423778)
Did your mommy go to all your soccer games and get you a trophy even when you didn't get to play?

I don't recall, but it would certainly explain why I am so fabulously well-adjusted.

Sidd Finch 05-13-2010 07:12 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 423781)
One other thought: introduce her to Adder. They both may be desperate enough, each in their own way, for the match to work.

C'mon -- Adder's young and immature, but he's not a substitute for a baby.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-13-2010 07:36 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 423783)
I don't recall, but it would certainly explain why I am so fabulously well-adjusted.

She still fixes your underwear for you when they ride up? You got issues, man.

TM

LessinSF 05-13-2010 08:40 PM

Re: Apps
 
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Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 423780)
Similarly, now that I have a computer with an unspecified operating system are there any programs that I should have for travel>

Iphone, if that is what you are getting at.

taxwonk 05-13-2010 08:43 PM

How Weird is This?
 
Three of my college-age daughter's friends have now friended me on Facebook. What should I make of this?

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2010 09:04 PM

Re: Biological clocks
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 423769)
Big, red, italicized, dildo-shaped 2. But you can't work and net less than you're paying someone to watch your baby. That's lunacy, unless there's a spouse and/or Northern European government that is subsidizing your childcare so your career doesn't get back-burnered.

well, lots of the smarter pliates studios provide free child care. Maybe she can sneak out and leave the kid with her sensei.

fucking San Francisco parents. The world is watching Babies thinking that's all of us.

RT's friend will make it financially- she may need to make some choices along the way, but she'll make it.

and if you are a person who always wanted to have a kid and you are 39 and alone, then you have to seriously consider the sperm doner bit.

is it better to have two parents?

I suppose, assuming the two parents aren't poisonous to each other and hence the kid, AND I think a boy needs to have a male role model around, or at least really should but plenty of perfectly fine adults grew up with one parent,

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2010 09:05 PM

Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 423789)
Three of my college-age daughter's friends have now friended me on Facebook. What should I make of this?

1 resist the urge to post on their walls unless they do first. 2 consider using the "hide" function.

John Phoenix 05-13-2010 09:22 PM

Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 423789)
Three of my college-age daughter's friends have now friended me on Facebook. What should I make of this?

You still got it?

taxwonk 05-13-2010 09:25 PM

Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by John Phoenix (Post 423792)
You still got it?


Duh. But what's the point if my wife and kid are going to catch me?

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2010 09:42 PM

Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 423793)
Duh. But what's the point if my wife and kid are going to catch me?

wait- you think your daughter's friends want to date you? my daughter's friends friended me because I buy them really pricy wine at dinner when I'm in Savannah. But you think there is a romance component for you?

are your daughter's friends' limbs intact?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-13-2010 11:07 PM

Re: Apps
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 423788)
Iphone, if that is what you are getting at.

XE Currency or Currency
Subway map apps for cities you're going to
NYTimes App, if you don't have it, since you can download at wifi hotspot and read later.

Atticus Grinch 05-13-2010 11:20 PM

Re: Apps
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 423777)
Now that I have a so-called "smart" phone, does anyone have any good travel applications? I have already downloaded a voice translator and free texting app.

cyclopedia. It's hard to describe, but it uses GPS, the compass, the camera and Wikipedia to turn your iPhone into a heads-up display augmented reality browser. Hold your phone up and it tries to tell you what you're looking at (or toward) based on your position and direction. Stand in front of the Eiffel Tower and it will pull up the Wikipedia entry for the Eiffel Tower, if it exists and has GPS coordinates in the article.

Hank Chinaski 05-13-2010 11:25 PM

Re: Apps
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 423788)
Iphone, if that is what you are getting at.

does theeroticreview.com have an iPhone app?

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-13-2010 11:26 PM

Re: How Weird is This?
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 423794)
wait- you think your daughter's friends want to date you? my daughter's friends friended me because I buy them really pricy wine at dinner when I'm in Savannah. But you think there is a romance component for you?

are your daughter's friends' limbs intact?

I friended one of my FWB's babysitter's friends. But only because at the babysitter's highschool graduation party last year, her friend let me she would have her own apartment in Seattle this year and she would be happy to give me a tour sometime.......and I am willing to put aside my aversion to house/apartment tours this one time......:o:o:o

PresentTense Pirate Penske 05-13-2010 11:28 PM

Re: Apps
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 423797)
does theeroticreview.com have an iPhone app?

I have the 69 sex positions APP. It comes in handy when I am drunk (and my memory is faded) and playing naked twister.


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