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Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 11:52 AM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374098)
For me, this is different. It would be cool to hang out with the players, but my main reason for being there would be to see if I could knock one out during BP.
you'd beat off? where? the dugout?

Adder 12-12-2008 11:52 AM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374097)
Have the talk in a public place where no liquids are immediately available. With a friend set to call you in five minutes (which works even if there is good bye fellatio!)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 11:54 AM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374095)
Would you feel stupid playing golf with Tiger or Phil?
tiger could still play his game. The Kenyan guy would basically be walking next to me.

Quote:
Actually, I would. It would be cool, but I'd feel like a dick shanking the ball all over the place. Of course, I'd make them feel like dicks when they try to act all lawyerly.
exactly. i'd make him work with me. "Fuck, man this argument looks like swiss cheese." then i could feel better about myself.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 11:56 AM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
"your tits are too small. call me shallow, but i just can't see myself for life with someone who has breasts your size."

it is a version of "it's not you, it's me", but has the twist that it is sort of her fault too.

Gattigap 12-12-2008 11:59 AM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374104)
"your tits are too small. call me shallow, but i just can't see myself for life with someone who has breasts your size."

it is a version of "it's not you, it's me", but has the twist that it is sort of her fault too.
What with the declining cost of augmentation, this is a recipe for Adder's needy girl to end up with some DDs and Adder to be burdened with another decade of therapy bills. Nice job, Hank.

1436 12-12-2008 12:06 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
Given that as an option, I would pray for hostilities.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-12-2008 12:11 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Secret_Agent_Man (Post 374078)
They tend to be that way, those wimmins.

Unpleasant, but the honorable thing to do so long as you can stay firm that it is over.

S_A_M
The thing to remember is it's no longer about her. It's now about that friend of hers he's been thinking about. And how she'll feel when she hears the story.

Dangers lurk. No matter what, don't succomb to the "it's me, not you" wimpiness.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-12-2008 12:12 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374071)
what is the point really. the Kenyan is actually twice as fast as this guy. I'd feel stupid making him jog along side me.
You could send him ahead to scout out middle school bathrooms along the route.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 12-12-2008 12:16 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
"I found someone else and didn't want to hurt your feelings. Anything else because I gotta run?" The next time you see her after that? "Where is she? Oh. We broke up."

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-12-2008 12:20 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374088)
Then what is there to talk about? Unless by "talk," you mean "good-bye fellatio."
I assumed that was what SAM meant when he told Adder to "stay firm."

greatwhitenorthchick 12-12-2008 12:20 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
There is no way this can end well. She appears to be looking for "closure," which nobody ever achieves by talking about it. It takes time, and nothing else.

So don't meet up with her. It's an exercise in futility.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 12-12-2008 12:24 PM
Stripper Friday
 
Are animated GIFs still cool?

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...8738254nn3.gif

ThurgreedMarshall 12-12-2008 12:28 PM
I miss Fringie! <sniff.>
 
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/de...les/bacon1.jpg
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/de...les/bacon2.jpg
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/de...les/bacon3.jpg

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 12-12-2008 12:42 PM
Re: Stripper Friday
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 374130)
Yes.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/1...enaipod6rw.gif

TM

Icky Thump 12-12-2008 12:50 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374095)
Would you feel stupid playing golf with Tiger or Phil?

Actually, I would. It would be cool, but I'd feel like a dick shanking the ball all over the place. Of course, I'd make them feel like dicks when they try to act all lawyerly.

Anyway, this probably isn't possible for Chambers, but I would have told Kiplagat to run his 5:45s and I'd see how long I could keep up.
This reminds me of someone I know. He was a former professional somethingorother forced to do what he did professionally with amateurs at that profession with people he worked with.

Didn't have fun. Sort of like playing beer league.

Replaced_Texan 12-12-2008 12:55 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
Just treat her like an adult, and don't fuck around trying to make her feel better.

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 12:57 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374093)
That is what I said (and am still saying)



Well.. you never know.
I always know.

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:01 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bling trade (Post 374006)
.
2!

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 01:01 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 374101)
Thanks, but I am not worried about any hostilities. She is just going to press me on my thinking, and I am going to have to think of multiple ways of not answering the question or answering in ways that are not hurtful. It is just odd to me that anyone would want to talk about such things, but maybe I am just closed off and emotionally unavailable. It isn't surprising from her.
This sounds like an exceedingly painful and pointless exercise that you should forego completely unless there is a near certainty of epic parting fellatio.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 01:03 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 374108)
What with the declining cost of augmentation, this is a recipe for Adder's needy girl to end up with some DDs and Adder to be burdened with another decade of therapy bills. Nice job, Hank.
no chance. anyone who would fuck adder eats granola and wears earth shoes.

Flinty_McFlint 12-12-2008 01:04 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 374140)
This reminds me of someone I know. He was a former professional somethingorother forced to do what he did professionally with amateurs at that profession with people he worked with.

Didn't have fun. Sort of like playing beer league.
Seems fitting. I guess he now knows how his colleagues felt about working with him.

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 01:05 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 374128)
There is no way this can end well. She appears to be looking for "closure," which nobody ever achieves by talking about it. It takes time, and nothing else.

So don't meet up with her. It's an exercise in futility.
I assume that when you say "and nothing else," you mean "and multiple sessions of epic parting fellatio."

Flinty_McFlint 12-12-2008 01:05 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 374145)
Just treat her like an adult, and don't fuck around trying to make her feel better.

AHA! You are not actually a woman.

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:09 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 374011)
I have learned that they are not sold at Walgreens or Rite-Aid. Or Macy's. I have to go to Target or Walmart, neither of which exist in SF given our Supervisors' policy against chains and big box stores. Bastards are making me drive and warm the planet.
Are there are sex toys/lingerie stores in SF? The ones I shop at here have Sexy Santa suits.....in fact I bought mine at one.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 01:10 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374170)
Are there are sex toys/lingerie stores in SF? The ones I shop at here have Sexy Santa suits.....in fact I bought mine at one.
did you ever get the vericose veins fixed, or you wearing opaque hose instead of the standard fishnet?

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:28 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374031)
He should be running well under 4 hours if he's really running 40-50 mpw.
I didnt read the article for content, was he in his 80s? if so 4 hours based on 40-50 a week is not bad.

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:33 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 374032)
It seems like a great deal. They could have charged $5000 and no one would have blinked.
If I want to train with an Olympic class dude (or dudette) I will just throw the gaunlet down, Penske style and take it to the roads with the person. I roll like that.

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:34 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 374037)
I was thinking more in terms of the days I was single. I don't want to be a couple's boyfriend.

And let's face it - no couple wants me to be theirs.
I'm not sure if Hank and TM consider themselves to be a couple, officially, but you could probably get some play in that triad.

Hank Chinaski 12-12-2008 01:36 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374191)
I'm not sure if Hank and TM consider themselves to be a couple, officially, but you could probably get some play in that triad.
fuck Thurgreed? I'd have to study for as week just to know how to suck his dick the "right way." maybe Sebby can mediate procedural issues in our relationship?

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:38 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 374089)
What is the point of going to spring training with the yankees or doing a ride with Lance Armstrong? People are starfuckers, and want to be associated with them. They're willing to pay money to do it. Why is that a problem?
Its lame. If you want to ride with Lance, put on some big boy pants and head to Boulder or San Diego or Austin or wherever he is training at at the moment and jump on the train.

Simple aphorism sets it out: "Go big or go home!" or, in the alternative, "go big or stfu!"

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:42 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 374108)
What with the declining cost of augmentation, this is a recipe for Adder's needy girl to end up with some DDs .
Damn straight! It's like Mr West said, "Throw some Ds on that bitch!"

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:44 PM
Re: I miss Fringie! <sniff.>
 
Nice. throw some hollandaise sauce on that bad boy and I think you are on to something.

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 01:48 PM
Re: Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 374172)
did you ever get the vericose veins fixed, or you wearing opaque hose instead of the standard fishnet?
I going the bear route, I let my leg hair grow out and have cornrowed it.

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 01:51 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374188)
If I want to train with an Olympic class dude (or dudette) I will just throw the gaunlet down, Penske style and take it to the roads with the person. I roll like that.

Yeah you do! Boo-yah! You want that thing? Take that thing. They call that Penske-style. And by "they," I mean "Hank's wife." (Oops, sorry, not wanting to be a pot-stirrer and all that -- just slipped out. sts)

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 01:54 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374197)
Its lame. If you want to ride with Lance, put on some big boy pants and head to Boulder or San Diego or Austin or wherever he is training at at the moment and jump on the train.

Simple aphorism sets it out: "Go big or go home!" or, in the alternative, "go big or stfu!"

Say it, brother! Tell 'em what time it is! Cuz that's what we're talking about. Nobody wants to see you prancy-footing about in the little-boy pants. They like it when you go big! And by "they," I mean "Hank's wife." (Oops, another Sigmundian slip-up. Move along, nothing to see here.)

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 01:57 PM
Re: Update
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374199)
Damn straight! It's like Mr West said, "Throw some Ds on that bitch!"
Speak the truth, bro! It don't matter if they can't take it. Cuz the truth is the truth. And I think they can take it. I think they need to take it. And by "they," I mean "Hank's wife." (Oops. Never mind.)

Pretty Little Flower 12-12-2008 01:59 PM
Re: I miss Fringie! <sniff.>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 374200)
Nice. throw some hollandaise sauce on that bad boy and I think you are on to something.
Boo-yah! Throw some Hollandaise sauce on that bad boy indeed! Is that what Hank's wife said? (Oh man.)

ThurgreedMarshall 12-12-2008 02:34 PM
New Unis
 
Thoughts?

http://i.cnn.net/si/fannation/boston-unis.jpg

I'm against the changing of uniforms for certain teams, but I likes.

TM

John Phoenix 12-12-2008 02:36 PM
Re: New Unis
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 374224)
Thoughts?

http://i.cnn.net/si/fannation/boston-unis.jpg

I'm against the changing of uniforms for certain teams, but I likes.

TM
Is that any surprise? Cf.
http://www.nulime.com/img/id271029/n...ason-Patch.jpg

Penske_Account 12-12-2008 02:37 PM
Re: Sabathia to Help Fill Up That New Stadium
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374203)
Yeah you do! Boo-yah! You want that thing? Take that thing. They call that Penske-style. )
Word is bourne!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 374203)
\ "Hank's wife." (Oops, sorry, not wanting to be a pot-stirrer and all that -- just slipped out. sts)
Slipped out, indeed. Apparently that was Hank's problem, he couldn't keep from slipping out..........micro......iykwim. n.o.

Boo to the Yah on this one!


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