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ltl/fb 09-02-2009 03:43 PM
Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398292)
just for the record, my thread title was picked in ignorance of your dentistry appointments. I simply predicted that you would be getting mean at some point in these 5000 posts.
I am missing a tooth. Apparently it was knocked out and not found. It does not really show in daily life.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-02-2009 03:44 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 398324)
They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.
Ever think she might have wanted to do exactly that, but you'd throw a five yard pass where you should have been throwing a bomb?

ltl/fb 09-02-2009 03:47 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 398349)
Well excuuuuse me for caring about Coltrane's reputation with the hot grammar Betties who frequent this board.
it's not that late out here, anyway.

J. Fred Muggs 09-02-2009 03:49 PM
Re: Wedding Planning
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 398316)
There already is a 19-month old.

I was thinking Sequels 3: Electric Booglaloo.
I was thinking it was going to be a sequel to the first kid

Hank Chinaski 09-02-2009 03:51 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adder (Post 398350)
Which is why you preserved his error indefinitely by quoting it?
as I preserve the whiff

Hank Chinaski 09-02-2009 03:52 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 398352)
Ever think she might have wanted to do exactly that, but you'd throw a five yard pass where you should have been throwing a bomb?
coltrane is from big ten territory- I'm pretty sure his M.O. is two yards and a cloud of dust- then punt.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-02-2009 04:36 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 398352)
Ever think she might have wanted to do exactly that, but you'd throw a five yard pass where you should have been throwing a bomb?
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-02-2009 05:08 PM
Caption?
 
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2254/...c034cb0c56.jpg

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-02-2009 05:10 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 398359)
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
Those aren't much bigger than two meters.

Did you just climb inside?

ThurgreedMarshall 09-02-2009 05:15 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 398335)
Rare though, right? RIGHT???
Yes, rare. I don't give a shit either way, though. As long as I get to finish, who cares what you do with it afterwards?

TM

taxwonk 09-02-2009 05:15 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398353)
it's not that late out here, anyway.


I was talking quantity, not time of day.

taxwonk 09-02-2009 05:18 PM
Re: Caption?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398363)
did someone say anal?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-02-2009 05:20 PM
Re: Caption?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398363)
If this is what E/O's ass looks like, I can understand wanting to interrupt the BJ for the sexy time.

Sidd Finch 09-02-2009 05:24 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398366)
Yes, rare. I don't give a shit either way, though. As long as I get to finish, who cares what you do with it afterwards?

TM
Unless it involves snowballing, of course.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-02-2009 05:33 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398371)
Unless it involves snowballing, of course.
Are you talking to Wonk? He's the only person I've ever met who does (or admitted to doing) this.

TM

evenodds 09-02-2009 05:42 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398372)
Are you talking to Wonk? He's the only person I've ever met who does (or admitted to doing) this.
I am so glad to be back.

Not Bob 09-02-2009 05:47 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398372)
Are you talking to Wonk? He's the only person I've ever met who does (or admitted to doing) this.
And yet we call it "The Ruysbroek Syndrome." Huh.

Sidd Finch 09-02-2009 05:49 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398372)
Are you talking to Wonk? He's the only person I've ever met who does (or admitted to doing) this.

TM
Damn, that boy will eat just about anything.

Sidd Finch 09-02-2009 05:50 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398373)
I am so glad to be back.
And we're glad to have you! And NotBob!

And maybe even Paigow, a little bit, though personally I think that was a hoax.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-02-2009 06:09 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398376)
And we're glad to have you! And NotBob!

And maybe even Paigow, a little bit, though personally I think that was a hoax.
Not a hoax, but who knows if she stays.

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-02-2009 06:16 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398374)
And yet we call it "The Ruysbroek Syndrome." Huh.

MR's rim-love would have been little more than a footnote in his official FB file if he hadn't confessed it mere days after posting a photo of his lovely bride. I'm sure we'll all forget what a cock tease Ms. Not-to-Completion is, unless she goes and posts a pic of the new dude.

evenodds 09-02-2009 06:20 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398374)
And yet we call it "The Ruysbroek Syndrome." Huh.
But the best takeaway from that post is the [Not Vanilla Activity] placeholder.

For example:
I realize after last night that the lma may in fact be open to the [Not Vanilla Activity] with which I have become recently obsessed.
Wow, that does work!

ltl/fb 09-02-2009 06:24 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398373)
I am so glad to be back.
Oh, me too, but that's not why.

ltl/fb 09-02-2009 06:27 PM
This is not why either.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398382)
Oh, me too, but that's not why.
I even get free stuff!! Thanks Fugee!! My lips will be soft because of you.

Hank Chinaski 09-02-2009 06:41 PM
Re: This is not why either.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398383)
I even get free stuff!! Thanks Fugee!! My lips will be soft because of you.
bacon flavored lip balm? what is that going to make you do? that's right. you'll be licking your lips constantly so they'll be chapped. instead, butter toast with the lip balm and eat it.

Not Bob 09-02-2009 06:44 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 398381)
But the best takeaway from that post is the [Not Vanilla Activity] placeholder.

For example:
I realize after last night that the lma may in fact be open to the [Not Vanilla Activity] with which I have become recently obsessed.
Wow, that does work!
I know -- yay me!

AoN, to this day I still grouse (most recently via email with one of my Imaginary Friends) about the fact that it never caught on.

Not Bob 09-02-2009 06:50 PM
You don't have to be rich to be my girl.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 398380)
MR's rim-love would have been little more than a footnote in his official FB file if he hadn't confessed it mere days after posting a photo of his lovely bride. I'm sure we'll all forget what a cock tease Ms. Not-to-Completion is, unless she goes and posts a pic of the new dude.
I concede that the timing of the post so close to the (wedding?) picture was a big factor, but I don't agree with your argument that absent the picture that his taste (ha! I kill me!) for said [Not Vanilla activity] would have been a "minor footnote" in his official FB dossier.

Now, if he stated his love for [other Not Vanilla activity] instead, maybe things would have been different. Alas, we will never know.

ltl/fb 09-02-2009 06:51 PM
Re: This is not why either.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 398385)
bacon flavored lip balm? what is that going to make you do? that's right. you'll be licking your lips constantly so they'll be chapped. instead, butter toast with the lip balm and eat it.
It is my parental units' 48th anniversary and we are going out to dinner. So shut up.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-02-2009 06:56 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398386)
I know -- yay me!

AoN, to this day I still grouse (most recently via email with one of my Imaginary Friends) about the fact that it never caught on.
Don't fret. The only reason why it didn't catch on is because it totally doesn't work.

Actually, on rethunking, "not-vanilla" works really well for MR's particular predilection (or, in his case, "predilicktion"). And if that was your intention, I salute you, sir.

TM

Hank Chinaski 09-02-2009 06:59 PM
Re: This is not why either.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 398389)
It is my parental units' 48th anniversary and we are going out to dinner. So shut up.
tough love is tough to hear fringe. you should just eat the tube.

Adder 09-02-2009 07:04 PM
Re: You don't have to be rich to be my girl.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 398388)
I concede that the timing of the post so close to the (wedding?) picture was a big factor, but I don't agree with your argument that absent the picture that his taste (ha! I kill me!) for said [Not Vanilla activity] would have been a "minor footnote" in his official FB dossier.

Now, if he stated his love for [other Not Vanilla activity] instead, maybe things would have been different. Alas, we will never know.
My recollection was that it was her love of [Not vanilla activiy], not his. Is my memory failing?

Btw, the [Not vanilla activity] convention blows for most uses other than this one.

cheval de frise 09-02-2009 07:13 PM
31 flavors butt it all looks the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398390)
Don't fret. The only reason why it didn't catch on is because it totally doesn't work.

Actually, on rethunking, "not-vanilla" works really well for MR's particular predilection (or, in his case, "predilicktion"). And if that was your intention, I salute you, sir.

TM
Sometimes it's a Rocky Road.

CDF

Sidd Finch 09-02-2009 07:16 PM
Re: 31 flavors butt it all looks the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 398396)
Sometimes it's a Rocky Road.

CDF
ok, ew.

ThurgreedMarshall 09-02-2009 07:24 PM
Caption?:
 
Other than, "Doc Rivers is really excited to have Kevin Garnett back."

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/...ock_rivers.jpg

TM

evenodds 09-02-2009 07:29 PM
Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398390)
Actually, on rethunking, "not-vanilla" works really well for MR's particular predilection (or, in his case, "predilicktion"). And if that was your intention, I salute you, sir.
Reminds me of a particular poignant Rob Corddry tweet: "Assplay" is too crude a term for such a beautiful act.

cheval de frise 09-02-2009 07:29 PM
Pucker up....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 398397)
ok, ew.
It could have been worse. French Vanilla?

CDF

tmdiva 09-02-2009 07:40 PM
Re: Ha
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 398272)
Look at "pronounced."

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/player...?playerId=4574

I realize that is how it is, in fact, pronounced -- it still makes me laugh.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I'll snicker and then my friends look at me, "What?"

tm

Hank Chinaski 09-02-2009 08:24 PM
Re: Caption?:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398398)
Other than, "Doc Rivers is really excited to have Kevin Garnett back."

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/...ock_rivers.jpg

TM
sheed got two technicals already today? in practice?


(i didn't even notice the boner, geessh)

cheval de frise 09-02-2009 09:06 PM
Re: Caption?:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398398)
Other than, "Doc Rivers is really excited to have Kevin Garnett back."

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/...ock_rivers.jpg

TM
Rivers Ball-Boy for Recent Practice

Celtics To Go With No-Huddle Offense

Timeouts Awkward, Celtics Players Say

CDF

Pretty Little Flower 09-02-2009 09:45 PM
Re: Caption?:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 398398)
Other than, "Doc Rivers is really excited to have Kevin Garnett back."

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/...ock_rivers.jpg

TM
More like Cock Rivers.


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